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Roswell Alien Footage CONFIRMED

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    It's always kinda sad when these stories get debunked. Could ye not just give us one alien/nessie/chupacabra to leave a bit of mystery in the world ffs?

    The existence of a creature that looks like a testicle with eyes AKA Marty Morrissey is mystery enough for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,352 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    As someone who read a lot of stuff about aliens in my younger years, I would love to have ET life proved, but this is just balls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Ah, no OP, it's all bullshit.......... a pure fake.

    *Baptises child to remove original sin
    *Goes to mass on Sunday and consumes the flesh and blood of God.
    iDave wrote: »
    I actually don't think its possible to travel to planets in distance solar systems. The distance is prohibitive.

    I imagine something similar was spouted in relation to transatlantic travel when we were rubbing sticks together to start a fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Is it not the time that is prohibitive? With enough time you can get anywhere. It's the American dream after all.
    Six of one, half dozen of the other, really. To get to the nearest star to our own would be about 5 years at light speed, but considering that it's likely to be all but impossible to travel at light speed, according to our current understanding, in reality it'd be quite a lot longer. Other stars are even further away.

    I have no doubt that there are other intelligent life forms in the universe, but the time and distance involved would mean that they would be unlikely to travel here.
    fizzypish wrote: »
    Isn't the chupacabra a rare, shy, ugly as **** Mexican dog like species of creature? Or is that a myth too?
    Coyotes with mange.
    The creature looks far to human-like or even vertebrate-like to be an extraterrestrial - two eyes, a mouth, a nose, a rib-cage, all in the same general area where you would find them in most vertebrates on Earth. Extraterrestrial life has to be completely and utterly different from that on Earth because they would come from a completely separate evolutionary path.

    If these images are real (which I highly doubt), then maybe it's more likely that they're highly evolved human descendants from millions of years in the future and somehow came here via time-travel.
    There's no reason why alien species wouldn't be built along roughly the same lines as us; arms at the sides for ease of picking things up, locomotion system at the bottom. Eyes at the front of the head so you can have good 3d vision, head at the top of the body to enable you to see over things, spinal column to support the head, ribs to protect the internal organs... They could well vary in size, number, and placement of course.

    But yes, I agree that this creature is most likely a human mummy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    I can confirm, I am the alien in the picture. After extensive testing on me i was released and decided to make Waterford city my new home due to the natives looking similar to myself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 JamesC7


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Real photo of mummified human remains, possibly without any deliberate deception.

    I'm certain that other planets have hosted life at some point, and equally certain we have not encountered it.

    The entire scope of humans is a tiny hiccup in inconceivably massive space and time. Utterly unnoticeable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    I can confirm, I am the alien in the picture. After extensive testing on me i was released and decided to make Waterford city my new home due to the natives looking similar to myself.

    You can see many of the timid beings on Saturday nights in a watering hole by the name of Geoffs:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭Peist2007


    iDave wrote: »
    I actually don't think its possible to travel to planets in distance solar systems. The distance is prohibitive.

    I think anything is possible. I'd imagine humans in 500 years would look at your comment and chuckle to themselves as we might do on hearing of the old theories of the world being flat etc.

    There are aliens out there. The universe is too big and plentiful in terms of habitable planets for there not to be. Are they coming here? Who knows, i havent seen anything to persuade me. Is the picture in the OP real? No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


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    ayy lmao

    Not the Slitheen. Never the frelling Slitheen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    I have it on good word that Paul Walker, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Gerry Ryan and Micheal Jackson were last seen riding around in a open aired cadilllac in the boonies of New Mexico.




    Apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    wp_rathead wrote: »
    *sets up a stall*
    "Tin Foil hat's. Get your Tin Foil hat's here"

    Hey! how do we know that isn't poisonous tinfoil?

    You could be working for the government for all I know.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Maybe if people read more into Roswell and aliens instead of expecting to read all there news on mainstream media.
    A little research and you will find tens of thousands of witnesses confirming greys exist, from retired military to astronauts to airline pilots.
    Research some cases like the Belgian wave, rendlesham forest etc etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    RobertKK wrote: »
    What we have learned about space is there are lots of planets around other stars that we have discovered that seem able to support life.
    Where did you hear this? From what I remember most of the other stars we've looked at have a gas giant like jupiter in an eccentric orbit, goes really close to the sun and very far away on an elliptical orbit more like a comet than the orbits of planets in our solar system which have more concentric orbits. A gas giant with an eccentric orbit is going to be like a wrecking ball destroying any planets that come near it. It's unlikely that these type of solar systems have planets with life in them, one because the gas giant would likely destroy any planet with a centric orbit and two because planets with eccentric orbits will have temperatures of sub zero at one point of their year hot enough to boil rock at other times of the year.

    All we've proven is that there are planets around other suns, nothing more. If anything we've disproven a galaxy teeming with life not the other way around.


    If the universe is over 14 billion years old and our own star is 4 billion years old. What if life elsewhere in universe started 8 billion years ago and is intelligent life?
    Just because the universe has been around for 14 billion years doesn't mean it was habitable for that amount of time. There was a few billion years of nothing, not even stars. Then starts formed but there wouldn't have been any of the heavy elements in the universe like gold created until those stars blew up, so it's pretty much impossible that there was any life in the universe. Even after the first set of stars blew up would there have been enough of the elements created in stars to create life? We're on our third sun here, it could be the case that life isn't possible on the second star. Maybe it takes three goes around before there is the material needed to make a planet with life.

    Even after you have all the ingredients to create life there's no reason to believe that life on a planet is going to become intelligent. We also don't know how important our moon is to creating life. Life on this planet is dependant on the effects of the moons gravitational pull, maybe that's just because the moon is there or maybe it's fundamental to life evolving, we don't really know yet.

    The Drake equation is a rough guess based on very little data, it assumes a lot because they didn't have any data.
    Reiver wrote: »
    Who do you think first taught them those techniques?
    Trial and error. I don't see why people assume that ancient cultures were incapable of coming up with anything. Egyptians weren't even the only ones doing it, and they didn't just do it to people.

    Ancient alien theory depends on misinformation, ignoring actual science and facts and just coming up with nonsense hoping that the people listening to you won't do the simplest google searches to instantly see they've been feed a load of lies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Trial and error. I don't see why people assume that ancient cultures were incapable of coming up with anything. Egyptians weren't even the only ones doing it, and they didn't just do it to people.
    Yep. Pretty incredible what people are capable of coming up with when they have the need. Just because a technique wasn't written down, doesn't mean it was beyond a civilisation's capability.

    In 4,000 years time historians may marvel at things like the twin towers and speculate as to how such a primitive society could ever have managed to erect structures so tall.

    The pyramids are a good example; for hundreds of years there was speculation about how they were put together. In the absence of wheels or pulling animals, the popular tales were of hundreds of thousands of men taking centuries to put it together by dragging 2-ton stone blocks up big ramps.

    In reality more recent studies have shown simple techniques that would have made the job easier and reduced it to requiring a few thousand men in the region of ten years to build the biggest one.
    When you consider that the original twin towers in the US took 5.5 years to build with 10,000 people and modern techniques, the Egyptians didn't do too badly at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    There's a certain arrogance in the assumption that if aliens were to exist, they would be humanoid in appearance when they're more likely to be moss or algae or something.

    I do love reading theories though. It's fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Funny how their crashed spaceships always have flight yokes and seats. Panels with buttons even.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Free Hat


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    There's a certain arrogance in the assumption that if aliens were to exist, they would be humanoid in appearance when they're more likely to be moss or algae or something.

    I do love reading theories though. It's fun.

    Come on, I doubt God will have created aliens in the form of moss or algae.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    seamus wrote: »
    Yep. Pretty incredible what people are capable of coming up with when they have the need. Just because a technique wasn't written down, doesn't mean it was beyond a civilisation's capability.
    It's not like anything they did was massively complex either. It's all stone work with no indication of advanced building techniques. What they achieved was as much of a organisational achievement as anything else, incredible for the time but not really advanced.

    If we found a nuclear power plant or a bridge like the Millau Viaduct in France then there would be some serious head scratching going on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Reiver wrote: »
    If yer all going to be pedantic or facetious about this, kindly take your negative energy somewhere else. This thread is for serious discussion only.

    Ahahaha. Good one. When would you like to discuss 'The Loch Ness Monster'?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Yellowblackbird




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    Reiver wrote: »
    Finally someone who speaks some sense and doesn't have their head in the sand.

    Are you familiar with Erich Von Daniken?

    No, but I am familiar with Mad Mick Murphy and he has also allegedly verbally confirmed that he saw aliens at Roswell...but we tend to ignore him as he's mad as a box of squirrels and has never left wexford.. Is the Von Daniken lad the one with the dodgy knee?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Don't know where to start with this to be honest.

    "In a Galaxy, far, far away.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 667 ✭✭✭rtron


    F$#k sake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭HughWotMVIII


    Candie wrote: »
    How does 'alleged footage' of an 'alleged alien' confirm anything?
    :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Is the Von Daniken lad the one with the dodgy knee?
    He's a convicted fraudster and plagiarist. Carl Sagan said this about Dänikens books. "I know of no recent books so riddled with logical and factual errors as the works of von Däniken"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Concerning the Belgian wave.

    Over the next hour the two scrambled F-16s attempted nine separate interceptions of the targets. On three occasions they managed to obtain a radar lock for a few seconds but each time the targets changed position and speed so rapidly that the lock was broken. During the first radar lock, the target accelerated from 240 km/h to over 1,770 km/h while changing altitude from 2,700 m to 1,500 m, then up to 3,350 m before descending to almost ground level – the first descent of more than 900 m taking less than two seconds. Similar manoeuvres were observed during both subsequent radar locks. On no occasion were the F-16 pilots able to make visual contact with the targets and at no point, despite the speeds involved, was there any indication of a sonic boom. Moreover, narrator Robert Stack added in an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, the sudden changes in acceleration and deceleration would have been fatal to one or more human pilots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 percy glendening


    I'm not saying it was aliens.
    BUT IT WAS ALIENS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    of course the 'alien' looks exactly like the stereotypical alien in every movie ever..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Reiver wrote: »
    So it's finally been confirmed what we all knew for decades. Somewhat relieved to be vindicated though what's shown here is more disturbing than enlightening.

    I mean...how could you expect to co-exist with something looking like that?

    The fact they waited all these years to release it though is absolutely reprehensible. I hope there's some sort of Senate enquiry or Congressional hearing over this.

    :-O
    Reiver.....
    You ARE MY GOD


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