Random things you've witnessed

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 05-05-2015 08:25AM #1

This morning I was looking through timehop on my facebook and was reminded of a completely bizzare incident on my way to work one morning.

This cat ran straight across the road in front of my car, and running after it was this big absolutely massive rat.

Got me wondering though. What's the oddest thing you've ever seen?

tritium · 05-05-2015 08:39AM

I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears… in… rain.

Turtyturd · 05-05-2015 08:41AM

Random sampling.

Santa Cruz · 05-05-2015 08:43AM

I saw a dog with three eyes. Two in front and one in the back. At leadt I think it was an aye

5rtytry56 · 05-05-2015 08:44AM

I see paper unicorns in my dreams and nothing else

sbsquarepants · 05-05-2015 08:45AM

I once seen a politician answer the very question they'd been asked, just out straight. Couldn't believe my eyes.

The_Valeyard · 05-05-2015 08:46AM

Seen a horse sexually assault a Garda.

Santa Cruz · 05-05-2015 08:48AM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Seen a horse sexually assault a Garda.

Its not assault if the other person consents

dodderangler · 05-05-2015 08:49AM

Saw a pretty big pigeon.

hairyslug · 05-05-2015 08:53AM

Saw a man park a car up in a car park in omni, get out, walk away and 2 minutes later a different man walked up from the oposite direction and get in the car and drive off

whiskeyman · 05-05-2015 08:56AM

I saw a magpie with a smaller bird held under it's claws and it was pecking it to death.

Mother nature is one twisted bitch sometimes

Aglomerado · 05-05-2015 08:58AM

I found half a rat in my garden once. The back half...

A rat's arse!!

Also saw a guy stopped on the motorway having a piss under an overpass without a care in the world this morning...

whiskeyman · 05-05-2015 09:00AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Also saw a guy stopped on the motorway having a piss under an overpass without a care in the world this morning...

Operation Free Flow

FTA69 · 05-05-2015 09:01AM

In Bangladesh I saw a youngfella of about 15 galloping down the side of a dual carriageway in Dhaka on the back of a massive elephant. He managed to stop it at one stage, took a few minutes to get off and then took a massive sh*te on the side of the road in front of thousands of passing cars.

I thought he was a bit of a legend myself.

Aglomerado · 05-05-2015 09:03AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Operation Free Flow

05-05-2015 09:04AM

Saw a young fellow throw himself into a river once. Pretty shocking. Near a psych hospital, jumped out of the back of a car stopped at a bridge and just hopped over the wall of a bridge, presume it was his parents collecting him. In fairness, the reaction was amazing, people diving in, Garda cars pulling up within minutes, net strung across a bridge lower down. Was back in the day so never knew if he made it.

ballinasloex · 05-05-2015 09:13AM

We live in easte and when I was younger 13 r 14, a car speeded into the neighbours garden,they ran up for the back wall into our back garden and over the wall in our garden into a field .. I always remember the passenger fella say to me "shh ya didn't see noting" the car was robbed... few weeks later the neighbours moved they wore terrified :L...

razorblunt · 05-05-2015 09:16AM

Walking to work one day last summer through a park. Two swans in a lake turned to face me, staring at me as if I was eavesdropping on their conversation. They then launched themselves across the lake heading in my direction.

When they got to about 10 feet, I bolted, leaving a comical dust outline behind me, I was moving so quick!

05-05-2015 09:25AM

Once saw a man dressed as a clown directing traffic around a crash!

Micky Dolenz · 05-05-2015 09:50AM

I've seen a queer looking beast. it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps. it's got magnets on it's tail so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.

smurgen · 05-05-2015 11:32AM

a fella come down a foot path on a horse in knocknahenny. tearing across a zebra crossing where an on coming car could not stop.horse and man went flying.horse got up and continued to run. man was unable to get up!the car was in bits aswell.

harry Bailey esq · 05-05-2015 12:35PM

hairyslug wrote: »

Saw a man park a car up in a car park in omni, get out, walk away and 2 minutes later a different man walked up from the oposite direction and get in the car and drive off

Id hazard a guess and say the two gentlemen you observed were conducting a drugs transaction or somesuch,a fairly common occurrence in shopping centre car parks across the city,omni being no exception.

eisenberg1 · 05-05-2015 12:44PM

I saw a horse fly

Rothko · 05-05-2015 12:59PM

FTA69 wrote: »

In Bangladesh I saw a youngfella of about 15 galloping down the side of a dual carriageway in Dhaka on the back of a massive elephant. He managed to stop it at one stage, took a few minutes to get off and then took a massive sh*te on the side of the road in front of thousands of passing cars.

I thought he was a bit of a legend myself.

The elephant or the young fella?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 05-05-2015 01:04PM

Saw a bloke doing a striptease for a hen party in the pub before. The stripper had his back turned towards another fella carrying an armload of pints. I heard the pint carrier say "excuse me... Here.... Lemme past before you start" but the stripper ignored him, winking at the hen party.

Next thing the bloke dropped the pints on the floor and swung a punch at the stripper. One almost naked man and one clothed one, drenched in beer, trading thumps whilst surrounded by screaming hens all shouting at them to stop.

FTA69 · 05-05-2015 01:45PM

Suas11 wrote: »

The elephant or the young fella?

The young lad. Not a bother on him. Then back up on the elephant and off he went.

nokiatom · 05-05-2015 01:54PM

was out fishing once when I seen this hugh fin passing by....nearly 3 feet out of the water. it was a killer whale (orca). after recovering from shock I got out the camera and got one shot of him in the distance!

Aglomerado · 05-05-2015 01:57PM

Suas11 wrote: »

The elephant or the young fella?

They'd have had to treat it as a new roundabout if it had been the elephant!

aidoh · 05-05-2015 02:28PM

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Saw a bloke doing a striptease for a hen party in the pub before. The stripper had his back turned towards another fella carrying an armload of pints. I heard the pint carrier say "excuse me... Here.... Lemme past before you start" but the stripper ignored him, winking at the hen party.

Next thing the bloke dropped the pints on the floor and swung a punch at the stripper. One almost naked man and one clothed one, drenched in beer, trading thumps whilst surrounded by screaming hens all shouting at them to stop.

Not the most random thing I've ever seen but this reminded me of a friend's 21st years ago. The girlos hired out a male stripper to come to the party for the laugh. When he got down to business he was only wearing a pair of tiny white briefs with a massive sh!t-stain on the arse.

Sleepy · 05-05-2015 02:32PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I once seen a politician answer the very question they'd been asked, just out straight. Couldn't believe my eyes.

Let me guess the answer "a pint of Bass please Joe."

Rubberlegs · 05-05-2015 02:39PM

I don't know how random this is, but I'd never seen anything like it before. I was walking home from the shop, and a black car pulled up across the road. Two men in suits got out and proceeded to take out a trolley and slide a body in a body bag onto it. You could properly see the shape of the person inside the bag. I've seen this before on a hospital ward when someone is being wheeled to the morgue , but not on the street. It left me wondering where was the coffin? There's probably a logical explanation for it but it was so weird. The car wasn't even a hearse.

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