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Deal or No deal

  • 01-05-2015 04:23PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Watching this for first time in years

    Wtf is noel edmonds on about?

    Surely its just picking fooking box's..he makes out there is some game plan or that confidence is involved

    Wtf


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    And the contestants are all best friends...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    It's easy to win. Turn up, open a few boxes, make deal. Win.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 369 ✭✭walkingshadow


    Could never watch that show- was always blinded by Noel's shirts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 762 ✭✭✭PeteFalk78


    I fcuking hate that show. The contestants and main player especially are knobs.


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,937 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    That show loves the smell of its own farts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Thats exactly what it is. Its a tv show about people opening boxes.

    It takes one hell of a good presenter to make it into an exciting show and he manages it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Takes 2 mins to do, drag the arse out of it for 45 mins :rolleyes:

    Love when this happens tho:

    "I'll go for Maggie, no.11, she's my good luck charm!"
    "You're such a wonderful person John and a great friend (she knows him 2 days :rolleyes:), hope it's a blue, we're all rooting for you, nobody deserves it more than you!!"
    *opens box and it's 250,000*

    Always brings a smile to my face :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    "I want to leave box 7, 11 and 20 til last Noel. That's young Ciara, James and Kevin's age"

    Oh yeah because the person who sorts the boxes actually knows this and adds some magic fairy dust to the box.

    The show is cringey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Specialun wrote: »
    Wtf is noel edmonds on about?

    He's on about £3 million a year, apparently.

    Back in 2006, Jon Ronson went behind the scenes and wrote a great article about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Reoil wrote: »
    And the contestants are all best friends...

    It would be way more interesting if they just told each other to faack off.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    5starpool wrote: »
    That show loves the smell of its own farts.

    My farts are even more awesome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Frankie said it best..



    He also said "If I wanted to watch people open empty boxes all day, I'd head around to Kerry Katonas house on Christmas morning"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Cant stand the sight of Noel Edmonds. Watch the show before it instead. Countdown. Test yourself on words and numbers all the while admiring the 2 female assistants Rachel Riley and Susie Dent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    It is just a program of people clapping the fact someone opens a box.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,608 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    They do a "best of" from time to time I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Cant stand the sight of Noel Edmonds. Watch the show before it instead. Countdown. Test yourself on words and numbers all the while admiring the 2 female assistants Rachel Riley and Susie Dent.

    I wouldn't mind opening Rachel's box...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    I've never watched it but from the couple of glances I've given it while channel hopping it seems REALLY BORING.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    After the show all the contestants ride like rabbits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Stillhouette


    Specialun wrote: »
    Wtf is noel edmonds on about?

    Noel an dhis dream factory where all the contestants hold hands to release a positive vibe and other such nonsense. I like to see their faces drop when the big numbers are picked. Headcases.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Great show, here's a collection of my favourite moments.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    RayM wrote: »
    He's on about £3 million a year, apparently.

    Back in 2006, Jon Ronson went behind the scenes and wrote a great article about it.

    Lol. He skewered the show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    It's a show for stupid people in between jeremy kyle and Geordie shore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭ShoulderChip


    5starpool wrote: »
    That show loves the smell of its own farts.

    Some people think their **** don't stink.

    I know better than that, I know it stinks, it stinks good, real good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    A creepy guy takes pretend phonecalls and offers young ladies money for them to open their box while a shiny, happy crowd hold hands in a circle and cheer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Actually there could be a tactic to playing that game but I've never seen anyone do it.

    It's about probability.

    If you picked box 1 and it's red, the probability is that box 2 is blue. But if box 2 is red, then the probability of box 3 being blue is higher. If you played it in line like this, you would have a better idea on your last boxes what colours each one were.

    something like that. I forget how to do statistics but there is definitely a possible game plan you could have however I would say that contestants are told not to pick boxes in a specific order like 1 through to 20!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭ShoulderChip


    A creepy guy takes pretend phonecalls and offers young ladies money for them to open their box while a shiny, happy crowd hold hands in a circle and cheer.

    that's pretty sexist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    kfallon wrote: »
    Takes 2 mins to do, drag the arse out of it for 45 mins :rolleyes:

    Love when this happens tho:

    "I'll go for Maggie, no.11, she's my good luck charm!"
    "You're such a wonderful person John and a great friend (she knows him 2 days :rolleyes:), hope it's a blue, we're all rooting for you, nobody deserves it more than you!!"
    *opens box and it's 250,000*

    Always brings a smile to my face :D
    Ye bad bastard:D

    I laugh at the exact same thing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    Actually there could be a tactic to playing that game but I've never seen anyone do it.

    It's about probability.

    If you picked box 1 and it's red, the probability is that box 2 is blue. But if box 2 is red, then the probability of box 3 being blue is higher. If you played it in line like this, you would have a better idea on your last boxes what colours each one were.

    something like that. I forget how to do statistics but there is definitely a possible game plan you could have however I would say that contestants are told not to pick boxes in a specific order like 1 through to 20!

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I haven't watched it in years. Does it still look as cheap as ever? I remember seeing the American version and it looked so different to the British one. It had glamorous models holding up suitcases and a set that looked like it cost millions. The British one looked like it was filmed in a barn, had Noel Edmonds, some cardboard boxes and a phone attached to a rope.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I can't stand it.
    I can't believe it's been on 10 years already.

    When it was new, I did like it, but back then the contestants weren't that ar*ey and the player actually remained in their seat for the duration of the show.

    The last time I watched it, the player was walking all around the studio like they owned it, claiming box number 11 held the aura of their dead granny or something, and Noel's harping on about being able to swap a certain box in exchange for a Fray Bentos pie, or some such codswallop.

    And then other players have the chance to win holidays and cars and stuff.
    Show's gone to pot.
    Take it off the air.


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