Getting thrown out of a pub..

joe stodge · 26-04-2015 07:40PM

Got thrown out of a bar in st. James park, lads weekend, all day drinking. According to the stewards and police you're not all allowed be drunk at sporting events in the uk, or sing "who supports the rapists" at the Newcastle United while seated with the home fans.

neil_ · 26-04-2015 08:13PM

Been kicked out of a couple of places over the years, just for benign stuff like falling over or taking naps in the toilets (as far as I can remember). Never bothered putting up a fight. In all cases I was too drunk to feel anything as complex as awkwardness or embarassment.

Steve_Carella · 26-04-2015 08:13PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

I've been asked to leave a pub a few times in my life...

Why do you keep going back to it?

Oh how I make myself lol.

nathang20 · 26-04-2015 08:14PM

The one and only time happened in Tramore in Waterford. The Hi-B night club. I was drinking like it was going to run out of fashion (I had a bad week). I remember that last Bacardi and coke that threw me over the edge. I was sitting with my mates in the furthest place from the toilet possible. I knew when I drank that Bacardi that an imminent spew was highly likely. Now I remember this soo well because to this day, the pi*ss is still taken out of me. The one part I genuinely remember was Steps playing and I thought that the best route to the toilet wasn't around but right down the middle of the dance floor. To this day I never saw such a flow of vomit, it just went everywhere on the dance floor. It put the exorcist film to shame. I am not proud of this btw. I didn't get the chance to get to the toilet, but 2 bouncers pulled me off the floor, I was a mess.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-04-2015 08:26PM

I've puked all over bathrooms in my day but have never got thrown out yet

Cody montana · 26-04-2015 08:40PM

I pushed a woman after she pushed me.
What about equality?

LadyAthame · 26-04-2015 09:05PM

Cody montana wrote: »

I pushed a woman after she pushed me.
What about equality?

I am more worried about intelligence after reading that.

harry Bailey esq · 26-04-2015 09:11PM

osarusan wrote: »

Don't be that guy.

The new poem from highly regarded poet Harry Bailey.

I plagiarised it from modern drunkard magazine.
Alas,as far as my poetic musings are concerned,Im not held in very high regard amongst my literary peers

Shower of w@nkers as far as I'm concerned,so their scornful remarks don't faze me...

whiskeyman · 26-04-2015 10:40PM

Some frisky one from work I'd scored with slipped a hand down my pants and started to tug me off as we were drunkenly fumbling in the corner of a late bar.
bouncer came over and chucked us both out, advising we get a room!
Some sound advice and duly noted... except once the fresh air hit me, I had to nip around the corner and 'call Ralph'... and she waited for me!
Classy times...

Cold War Kid · 26-04-2015 10:47PM

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Anyone from Drogheda will probably remember when Redz had a balcony overlooking the smoking area. One saturday night Yours Truly, only a young fella from the faa side, was perched at the rail looking down. There was some stunner standing below, she either had implants or else the best, most gravity-defying rack known to man. Plus she was wearing a corset.

There was almost a queue of lads coming up to look down her top. Then some yahoo decides to tip a bit of his pint straight down into her cleavage. Everyone scattered, bar me. I stood there sniggering like the teenager I was.

Next, two black suited gorillas came bursting through the doors, grabbed a hold of me and frog marched me off towards the fire exit. I put my transition year debating skills to great use as I loudly proclaimed "tha' wasn't meeee" but it was to no avail. Flung like a bowling ball out onto West Street. Months before they let me back in.

Onlooker my eye. :pac:

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 26-04-2015 10:58PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

Onlooker my eye. :pac:

I sweeeeeaaarrrrrr to ya!!

Getting thrown out of a pub..

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