Solutions To The Scumbags

rayfitzharris · 24-04-2015 11:34PM

eviltwin wrote: »

Define scum

See "horse stabbed to death in Limerick" thread..
It seems you don't actually have to look very hard is right, op

johnny osbourne · 24-04-2015 11:42PM

myshirt wrote: »

I don't want to invoke Godwins law, but wasn't there a similar sentiment to the thread title, put forward in the 1940s, went very well? Can't put my finger on it.

na denn pass auf mit was du sagst,

nobody play troll game

The King of Moo · 24-04-2015 11:43PM

KwackerJack wrote: »

Noooooo

I work in a boring office job and drive a fast but apparently old mans car.....Lexus!

Seeing them sculling monster energy, wearing cheap penny's tracksuits and sitting in a micra with cheap ebay ad ons makes me look and feel like I've made it in life!

Why will I do if they are all banished?

Hair restoration therapy?

LadyAthame · 24-04-2015 11:49PM

I have such a mean mean joke ....but it shall never pass my lips......

Aongus Von Bismarck · 24-04-2015 11:51PM

Education.

myshirt · 24-04-2015 11:52PM

johnny osbourne wrote: »

na denn pass auf mit was du sagst,

nobody play troll game

Come on, the op suggestions is nuts.

newmug · 24-04-2015 11:58PM

Taken from another thread:

1) Build a massive underground jail, the biggest jail in the world, fit to hold 1 million people.

2) Put every joyriding, junkie, fraudster, banker, paedophile, illegal immigrant, shoplifting, lying politicians, dishonest, violent scumbag in Ireland into it.

3) Take in prisoners from other countries. Charge the other countries for keeping their scum. This will keep more good people of the world safe, dilute crime levels worldwide, and help our economy.

4) Have treadmills in the jail. Make the scum run on them and generate electricity. Let 1000 Watts = 1 minute less jail time.

5) Sell the electricity, which will not only boost our economy evenfurther, but will help the global warming crisis aswell.

6) Scrap all previous laws, and start from scratch. Publish a book called "The Law". Make it available to everybody in Ireland. Teach it in schools. Leave no excuse for criminal behaviour.

7) In this book, state the sentences. Rape of children = rest of your life in jail. Not 4 years with 2 suspended, not 18 months and a donation to charity, minimum of 100 years just to be sure. Same for dealing drugs. This is both as a punishment, and to keep criminals away from normal people. Normal people dont rob, do drugs, or rape. Also, longer sentences = more electricity produced.

8) Aim to build a society which mimics that of "The Girl From Tomorrow". The only people who should be walking around freely are those responsible enough to know how to use their freedom properly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVS37...eature=related

myshirt · 25-04-2015 12:00AM

Newmug, that's disgusting.

newmug · 25-04-2015 12:01AM

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Education.

In fairness, they get the same education and the same opportunities (or lack of them:rolleyes:) as the rest of us. Once upon a time, there was a genuine argument to be had that poverty led to crime, for survival purposes. Nowadays, anyone who gets involved in scumbaggery does so by choice.

johnny osbourne · 25-04-2015 12:01AM

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LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:23AM

All this talk about Islands.

A man got job as a salesman traveling around the the states. He would usually stay in motels. After a long drive he pulled up into a motel called 'Heavenly view'. He went into the reception and asked for a room. There was an old couple behind the desk. The man looked looked as if he might have very poor eyesight. His eyes had heavy cataracts. The woman looked severe and stern. He asked 'I need a room for the night how much?' . The woman bristled and after some time replied ' room 19 is free 60 dollars for the night.' The old man gasped 'No I can't let you sir, that room ...it's a strange room.' The salesman was weary and had little time for superstition. 'I don't care, I'm tired I'll take it.' He paid the woman who smiled too sweetly. He took his room. It looked normal. He slumped onto the bed immediately and fell asleep. He had no idea how long later but he awoke. He heard a strange high pitched voice repeating the same thing over and over. 'I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a piece of floating **** in the toilet singing: "Trust me ...I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island" The salesman looked down. "No your not your on a piece of sh*t.... !"

Sh*t is the natural abode of the cockroach. It's why they stir it so well.

OP do you know how all cockroaches say 'F*ck you' ? They say, 'Trust me', the rest of us just say f*ck you.
Cockroaches are worse than Hitler. Hitler was not so bad, after all he did kill Hitler.

There will be no solutions to the problem of the solution.

LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:30AM

I told yis it was a mean joke.

I'm sowry.....:(

There shall be no solutions of a final nature. Not on my watch.:mad: You shall all be saved.

And though she be but little she is fierce.

Some people get thrown out of pubs but I get thrown out of national history museums.

moc moc a moc · 25-04-2015 12:35AM

^^

WAT

wretcheddomain · 25-04-2015 12:35AM

1. Establish a 'Ministry for the Humane Treatment of Undesirables'

2. Appoint Mary Harney as minister.

3. Said Mary Harney employs a dedicated, experienced team in dealing with such threats. She hires 8 ISIL members.

4. The societal infection is cleansed within 8 weeks.

5. ISIL members get paid by Mary Harney and return to the Vatican.

6. The ministry is closed down.

7. Mary Harney returns to McDonalds.

johnny osbourne · 25-04-2015 12:38AM

hi come from ukraine i and i find ireland nice country, good poker players, no easy bluff

Football Friend · 25-04-2015 12:40AM

LadyAthame wrote: »

All this talk about Islands.

A man got job as a salesman traveling around the the states. He would usually stay in motels. After a long drive he pulled up into a motel called 'Heavenly view'. He went into the reception and asked for a room. There was an old couple behind the desk. The man looked looked as if he might have very poor eyesight. His eyes had heavy cataracts. The woman looked severe and stern. He asked 'I need a room for the night how much?' . The woman bristled and after some time replied ' room 19 is free 60 dollars for the night.' The old man gasped 'No I can't let you sir, that room ...it's a strange room.' The salesman was weary and had little time for superstition. 'I don't care, I'm tired I'll take it.' He paid the woman who smiled too sweetly. He took his room. It looked normal. He slumped onto the bed immediately and fell asleep. He had no idea how long later but he awoke. He heard a strange high pitched voice repeating the same thing over and over. 'I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a piece of floating **** in the toilet singing: "Trust me ...I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island" The salesman looked down. "No your not your on a piece of sh*t.... !"

Sh*t is the natural abode of the cockroach. It's why they stir it so well.

OP do you know how all cockroaches say 'F*ck you' ? They say, 'Trust me', the rest of us just say f*ck you.
Cockroaches are worse than Hitler. Hitler was not so bad, after all he did kill Hitler.

There will be no solutions to the problem of the solution.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:41AM

moc moc a moc wrote: »

^^

WAT

I dunno sometimes I just get these headaches.:(

I am sowry ...really ....

LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:41AM

Football Friend wrote: »

Worst. Joke. Ever.

It really really is.

The King of Moo · 25-04-2015 12:42AM

Since there seems to be link between petty crime and poverty, we should try to do something about poverty. Like:

Stop poor people reproducing and filling the world with future criminals. Enforced sterilisation is a great idea, but I think it'd be very expensive, and it's not fair to further exploit the hardworking taxpayer. Instead, we should just make people have to pay to have a baby. This way, only law-abiding middle-to-high income couples can reproduce and have children with identical behaviour to them due to their genetic similarities.
Cut the dole for people unemployed for more than two weeks. This'll weed out the people who refuse to work (there are plenty of jobs out there!) and mean they can't afford to feed children who would grow up to become criminals, so presumably they won't have any.
Have all the big sock-designers make socks 50% tighter, so when the poor people tuck them inside their trousers, they'll die of deep-vein thrombosis.
Put stocks in every public square, and put every potential criminal that middle-class people feel uneasy walking past into them, so people can throw rotten fruit at them to remind them of how awful they are.
Also poison the fruit so that they die.
Give everyone earning over €21,000 a year a gun.
Some kind of Hunger Games thing?

LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:43AM

I only drink blood when I hunt vampires.

LadyAthame · 25-04-2015 12:44AM

The rest of the time I'm a fairy :-)

Mint Aero · 25-04-2015 12:54AM

It's time we look at what's going on in our schools. When the teachers are finished crying about the junior cert :rolleyes: perhaps they could reevaluate what they're contributing to society in terms of their work. Assuming there should be more to teaching than correcting papers?

To Need a Woman · 25-04-2015 01:00AM

They'd be better candidates than mice for experiments to test out new drugs.

Stupid post tho

crockholm · 25-04-2015 01:35AM

I'm going to go with the Island thing and even suggest that we use the Great Blasket in Co.Kerry.An Island renouned for it's once thriving Culture and literature.By dumping 1000 or so Oiks there they may be rehabilitated and upon arrival to decent society,become best Selling authors,with titles like "20 years a growing (hash)" and a Peig-Sawyeresque Collection of maudellin tales,simply titled "Jacintha" chronicalling how her beloved Anto left her for Charmaine,taking with him some of the Childrens allowance books which were used to buy Pall Mall cigarettes and scratch cards.Harrowing accounts of being barred from Dr Quirkies and Guineys.

And if thing get really bad there,they can Always eat one of the Haugheys on one of the neighbouring islands.

Insect Overlord · 25-04-2015 01:37AM

crockholm wrote: »

And if thing get really bad there,they can Always eat one of the Haugheys on one of the neighbouring islands.

Could happen sooner than you'd think. They'd be hungry soon enough if all they're eating is the island's rabbit population...

crockholm · 25-04-2015 01:44AM

An File wrote: »

Could happen sooner than you'd think. They'd be hungry soon enough if all they're eating is the island's rabbit population...

We are a civilized people,we would not let them go without food.They will be provided with one Supermacs, and for fine dining,transplant the"Red Rose Cafe" near Colbert station, complete with the middle-aged chain-smoking waitress with indian ink tattoos on her knuckles.

I hope you appreciate the Limerick reference.

endacl · 25-04-2015 01:48AM

Leif Johnson wrote: »

Seems to be a lot more scum in this country than ever before, more than the boom anyway.
I think we should collect all the scumbags in the country and dump them off of an abandoned island off the coast somewhere. We can then view the scumbags from our TVs and watch as they fight for survival.
What do you think?

Thought that island off the coast was your zombie apocalypse escape plan? You want it to be full of undead scumbags when you get there?

Bad plan...

Hans Bricks · 25-04-2015 02:24AM

I have to laugh when "education" is mentioned in a way alluding to the assumption we're not doing enough in regard to it.

Free primary & secondary education, Jobseeker's benefit, YouthReach (€100 a week for scumbags who refuse to have the decency to sit still in a classroom), FAS, SUSI grant scheme for those who can't afford third level education. Like it's laughable that it's somehow still society's fault and/or burden to facilitate these fcukers further in life. :rolleyes:

The King of Moo wrote: »

This way, only law-abiding middle-to-high income couples can reproduce and have children with identical behaviour to them due to their genetic similarities.

[*]Put stocks in every public square, and put every potential criminal that middle-class people feel uneasy walking past into them, so people can throw rotten fruit at them to remind them of how awful they are.
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Awful isn't it ? Middle Ireland and they're darn tax paying, hard working and peaceful co-existence ideals.

yosser hughes · 25-04-2015 02:28AM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Since there seems to be link between petty crime and poverty, we should try to do something about poverty. Like:
Stop poor people reproducing and filling the world with future criminals. Enforced sterilisation is a great idea, but I think it'd be very expensive, and it's not fair to further exploit the hardworking taxpayer. Instead, we should just make people have to pay to have a baby. This way, only law-abiding middle-to-high income couples can reproduce and have children with identical behaviour to them due to their genetic similarities.

Cut the dole for people unemployed for more than two weeks. This'll weed out the people who refuse to work (there are plenty of jobs out there!) and mean they can't afford to feed children who would grow up to become criminals, so presumably they won't have any.

Have all the big sock-designers make socks 50% tighter, so when the poor people tuck them inside their trousers, they'll die of deep-vein thrombosis.

Put stocks in every public square, and put every potential criminal that middle-class people feel uneasy walking past into them, so people can throw rotten fruit at them to remind them of how awful they are.

Also poison the fruit so that they die.

Give everyone earning over €21,000 a year a gun.

Some kind of Hunger Games thing?

There is no poverty in Ireland.

Dozer Dave · 25-04-2015 02:34AM

There is no solution.

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