Solutions To The Scumbags

Leif Johnson

Seems to be a lot more scum in this country than ever before, more than the boom anyway.
I think we should collect all the scumbags in the country and dump them off of an abandoned island off the coast somewhere. We can then view the scumbags from our TVs and watch as they fight for survival.
What do you think?

Uriel.

Will it be a subscription channel? Or free to air? If you have to pay you can f**k off with your idea

nullzero

Didn't the British do that and call the place Australia? Seriously though scumbags need to be culled and or neutered, Ireland is infested by scrotes these days, it is time for some real action to be taken.

SEPT 23 1989

the left wing hippy quangos will put a stop to your madness and thats for sure

Macavity.

Poor. 2/10

Arsemageddon

If you can't beat them, join them.

Grab a bag of cheap of cans, tuck your trackie bottoms in your socks and hang around the town centre sneering at ordinary people.

That's the life for me.

Streetwalker

Just close down Leinster house. Problem solved.

Insect Overlord

In b4 procreation licence/enforced sterilization.

johnny osbourne

equitable distribution of resources


lol only joking

Akrasia

Arsemageddon wrote: »

If you can't beat them, join them.

Grab a bag of cheap of cans, tuck your trackie bottoms in your socks and hang around the town centre sneering at ordinary people.

That's the life for me.

Ya can't beat a bit of good old sneering

kerry4sam

Leif Johnson wrote: »

Seems to be a lot more scum in this country than ever before, more than the boom anyway.
I think we should collect all the scumbags in the country and dump them off of an abandoned island off the coast somewhere. We can then view the scumbags from our TVs and watch as they fight for survival.
What do you think?

Were you watching Rules of Engagement tonight per chance? They were pucking around the head of a mannequin acting all animalistic; all the while their partners were viewing unbeknownest to them via cctv comparing them to animals in the wild fighting for survival?

Just curious,
kerry4sam

eviltwin

Leif Johnson wrote: »

Seems to be a lot more scum in this country than ever before, more than the boom anyway.
I think we should collect all the scumbags in the country and dump them off of an abandoned island off the coast somewhere. We can then view the scumbags from our TVs and watch as they fight for survival.
What do you think?

Define scum

johnny osbourne

eviltwin wrote: »

Define scum

begins with e, then 6 letters, ends in an n

Massimo Cassagrande

Uriel. wrote: »

Will it be a subscription channel? Or free to air? If you have to pay you can f**k off with your idea

I vote you onto the island.

bonzos

Pikeys....settled and unsettled!

Harry Palmr

Population control

johnny osbourne

bonzos wrote: »

Pikeys....settled and unsettled!

objection

Junkyard Tom

Hitler.

The King of Moo

Sorry, what exactly is the problem?

Damien360

A points system very much the same as driving offences.

Each criminal offence, however small, picks up points. The bigger the crime, the bigger the points. Once you reach a cutoff, regardless of previous sentences, you disappear for 15 years, because there is obviously no reforming that person. Link the points to your PPS number. Enforced carrying of ID with PPS number so minor offences can be added on the street by Garda without need for court visits. Everything from dumping litter to murder attracts points.

It would put a halt to people on the streets with 50 previous convictions.

johnny osbourne

The King of Moo wrote: »

Sorry, what exactly is the problem?

helicopter gunship, unimited fuel, justice

dxhound2005

Leif Johnson wrote: »

Seems to be a lot more scum in this country than ever before, more than the boom anyway.
I think we should collect all the scumbags in the country and dump them off of an abandoned island off the coast somewhere. We can then view the scumbags from our TVs and watch as they fight for survival.
What do you think?

No, a lot fewer of them about now. But some of them who have mastered the art of writing are staying indoors and trolling on the internet.

Leif Johnson

eviltwin wrote: »

Define scum

Anyone that does anything in an unmoral way and has no gulty feelings about it.
Like drug dealers or Enda Kenny.

the evasion_kid

Set random traps for them using dutch gold cans,amber leaf,and spice bags as bait....let the cull commence

moc moc a moc

Politicians of Ireland, pay attention:

Whoever of you promises to put these "suspended sentence" judges against a wall after the coming elections will get my vote.

Shandashey

Ship them all off to Bull Island with a sleeping bag, one roll of bog roll and a Rachel Allen cook book.

RedemptionZ

This has never been thought of before.

The King of Moo

Damien360 wrote: »

A points system very much the same as driving offences.

Each criminal offence, however small, picks up points. The bigger the crime, the bigger the points. Once you reach a cutoff, regardless of previous sentences, you disappear for 15 years, because there is obviously no reforming that person. Link the points to your PPS number. Enforced carrying of ID with PPS number so minor offences can be added on the street by Garda without need for court visits. Everything from dumping litter to murder attracts points.

It would put a halt to people on the streets with 50 previous convictions.

We could encourage children to monitor their parents and report any wrongdoing!

KwackerJack

Noooooo

I work in a boring office job and drive a fast but apparently old mans car.....Lexus!

Seeing them sculling monster energy, wearing cheap penny's tracksuits and sitting in a micra with cheap ebay ad ons makes me look and feel like I've made it in life!

Why will I do if they are all banished?

keith16

An File wrote: »

In b4 procreation licence/enforced sterilization.

Something about dogs.

The licence is cheaper if the dog is black and white.

That's it I think.

myshirt

I don't want to invoke Godwins law, but wasn't there a similar sentiment to the thread title, put forward in the 1940s, went very well? Can't put my finger on it.

rayfitzharris

eviltwin wrote: »

Define scum

See "horse stabbed to death in Limerick" thread..
It seems you don't actually have to look very hard is right, op

johnny osbourne

myshirt wrote: »

I don't want to invoke Godwins law, but wasn't there a similar sentiment to the thread title, put forward in the 1940s, went very well? Can't put my finger on it.

na denn pass auf mit was du sagst,

nobody play troll game

The King of Moo

KwackerJack wrote: »

Noooooo

I work in a boring office job and drive a fast but apparently old mans car.....Lexus!

Seeing them sculling monster energy, wearing cheap penny's tracksuits and sitting in a micra with cheap ebay ad ons makes me look and feel like I've made it in life!

Why will I do if they are all banished?

Hair restoration therapy?

LadyAthame

I have such a mean mean joke ....but it shall never pass my lips......

Aongus Von Bismarck

Education.

myshirt

johnny osbourne wrote: »

na denn pass auf mit was du sagst,

nobody play troll game

Come on, the op suggestions is nuts.

newmug

Taken from another thread:


1) Build a massive underground jail, the biggest jail in the world, fit to hold 1 million people.

2) Put every joyriding, junkie, fraudster, banker, paedophile, illegal immigrant, shoplifting, lying politicians, dishonest, violent scumbag in Ireland into it.

3) Take in prisoners from other countries. Charge the other countries for keeping their scum. This will keep more good people of the world safe, dilute crime levels worldwide, and help our economy.

4) Have treadmills in the jail. Make the scum run on them and generate electricity. Let 1000 Watts = 1 minute less jail time.

5) Sell the electricity, which will not only boost our economy evenfurther, but will help the global warming crisis aswell.

6) Scrap all previous laws, and start from scratch. Publish a book called "The Law". Make it available to everybody in Ireland. Teach it in schools. Leave no excuse for criminal behaviour.

7) In this book, state the sentences. Rape of children = rest of your life in jail. Not 4 years with 2 suspended, not 18 months and a donation to charity, minimum of 100 years just to be sure. Same for dealing drugs. This is both as a punishment, and to keep criminals away from normal people. Normal people dont rob, do drugs, or rape. Also, longer sentences = more electricity produced.

8) Aim to build a society which mimics that of "The Girl From Tomorrow". The only people who should be walking around freely are those responsible enough to know how to use their freedom properly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVS37...eature=related

myshirt

Newmug, that's disgusting.

newmug

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Education.

In fairness, they get the same education and the same opportunities (or lack of them:rolleyes:) as the rest of us. Once upon a time, there was a genuine argument to be had that poverty led to crime, for survival purposes. Nowadays, anyone who gets involved in scumbaggery does so by choice.

johnny osbourne

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LadyAthame

All this talk about Islands.

A man got job as a salesman traveling around the the states. He would usually stay in motels. After a long drive he pulled up into a motel called 'Heavenly view'. He went into the reception and asked for a room. There was an old couple behind the desk. The man looked looked as if he might have very poor eyesight. His eyes had heavy cataracts. The woman looked severe and stern. He asked 'I need a room for the night how much?' . The woman bristled and after some time replied ' room 19 is free 60 dollars for the night.' The old man gasped 'No I can't let you sir, that room ...it's a strange room.' The salesman was weary and had little time for superstition. 'I don't care, I'm tired I'll take it.' He paid the woman who smiled too sweetly. He took his room. It looked normal. He slumped onto the bed immediately and fell asleep. He had no idea how long later but he awoke. He heard a strange high pitched voice repeating the same thing over and over. 'I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a piece of floating **** in the toilet singing: "Trust me ...I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island" The salesman looked down. "No your not your on a piece of sh*t.... !"

Sh*t is the natural abode of the cockroach. It's why they stir it so well.

OP do you know how all cockroaches say 'F*ck you' ? They say, 'Trust me', the rest of us just say f*ck you.
Cockroaches are worse than Hitler. Hitler was not so bad, after all he did kill Hitler.

There will be no solutions to the problem of the solution.

LadyAthame

I told yis it was a mean joke.

I'm sowry.....:(

There shall be no solutions of a final nature. Not on my watch.:mad: You shall all be saved.

And though she be but little she is fierce.

Some people get thrown out of pubs but I get thrown out of national history museums.

moc moc a moc

^^

WAT

wretcheddomain

1. Establish a 'Ministry for the Humane Treatment of Undesirables'

2. Appoint Mary Harney as minister.

3. Said Mary Harney employs a dedicated, experienced team in dealing with such threats. She hires 8 ISIL members.

4. The societal infection is cleansed within 8 weeks.

5. ISIL members get paid by Mary Harney and return to the Vatican.

6. The ministry is closed down.

7. Mary Harney returns to McDonalds.

johnny osbourne

hi come from ukraine i and i find ireland nice country, good poker players, no easy bluff

Football Friend

LadyAthame wrote: »

All this talk about Islands.

A man got job as a salesman traveling around the the states. He would usually stay in motels. After a long drive he pulled up into a motel called 'Heavenly view'. He went into the reception and asked for a room. There was an old couple behind the desk. The man looked looked as if he might have very poor eyesight. His eyes had heavy cataracts. The woman looked severe and stern. He asked 'I need a room for the night how much?' . The woman bristled and after some time replied ' room 19 is free 60 dollars for the night.' The old man gasped 'No I can't let you sir, that room ...it's a strange room.' The salesman was weary and had little time for superstition. 'I don't care, I'm tired I'll take it.' He paid the woman who smiled too sweetly. He took his room. It looked normal. He slumped onto the bed immediately and fell asleep. He had no idea how long later but he awoke. He heard a strange high pitched voice repeating the same thing over and over. 'I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island' He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a piece of floating **** in the toilet singing: "Trust me ...I'm on a chocolate island, I'm on a chocolate island" The salesman looked down. "No your not your on a piece of sh*t.... !"

Sh*t is the natural abode of the cockroach. It's why they stir it so well.

OP do you know how all cockroaches say 'F*ck you' ? They say, 'Trust me', the rest of us just say f*ck you.
Cockroaches are worse than Hitler. Hitler was not so bad, after all he did kill Hitler.

There will be no solutions to the problem of the solution.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

LadyAthame

moc moc a moc wrote: »

^^

WAT

I dunno sometimes I just get these headaches.:(

I am sowry ...really ....

LadyAthame

Football Friend wrote: »

Worst. Joke. Ever.

It really really is.

The King of Moo

Since there seems to be link between petty crime and poverty, we should try to do something about poverty. Like:

• Stop poor people reproducing and filling the world with future criminals. Enforced sterilisation is a great idea, but I think it'd be very expensive, and it's not fair to further exploit the hardworking taxpayer. Instead, we should just make people have to pay to have a baby. This way, only law-abiding middle-to-high income couples can reproduce and have children with identical behaviour to them due to their genetic similarities.
  
• Cut the dole for people unemployed for more than two weeks. This'll weed out the people who refuse to work (there are plenty of jobs out there!) and mean they can't afford to feed children who would grow up to become criminals, so presumably they won't have any.
  
• Have all the big sock-designers make socks 50% tighter, so when the poor people tuck them inside their trousers, they'll die of deep-vein thrombosis.
  
• Put stocks in every public square, and put every potential criminal that middle-class people feel uneasy walking past into them, so people can throw rotten fruit at them to remind them of how awful they are.
• Also poison the fruit so that they die.
  
• Give everyone earning over €21,000 a year a gun.
  
• Some kind of Hunger Games thing?

LadyAthame

I only drink blood when I hunt vampires.