A ****ing bird just fell down my chimney

syklops · 14-04-2015 10:09PM

So one crow fell down the chimney and it nearly died?

Its clearly attempted murder.

endacl · 14-04-2015 10:15PM

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His friend is still sitting on the chimney waiting for him to come back

http://i.imgur.com/ecLkRoH.jpg

More likely mommybird. Those pics looked like a fledgie.

kneemos · 14-04-2015 10:18PM

endacl wrote: »

More likely mommybird. Those pics looked like a fledgie.

Too early for chicks I'd say . likely they were nesting.

My name is URL · 14-04-2015 10:28PM

kneemos wrote: »

Too early for chicks I'd say . likely they were nesting.

Yeah I think so too. They've been scavenging for nesting materials around the place for a week now.

I keep my dog in the house and hoover every day. I dump the hairs I pick up out the back and they are gone within a few minutes every time.

michael999999 · 14-04-2015 10:47PM

endacl wrote: »

More likely mommybird. Those pics looked like a fledgie.

Ah Christ, so now we have orphans up on the roof aswell!

LikeTheseOdds · 14-04-2015 11:01PM

Had a racing pigeon fall down our chimney when the fire was on years ago. It was a gas fire so it was switched off promptly enough. Singed badly around it's tail feathers but still alive. Brought it to vets the next day and they were able to return it to it's owner eventually. Doubt it flew again in competitions

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Blackbird fell down literally the other day. Fire off but it was an absolute pain to get out. Wouldn't move from the lights and was flying around and landing on the paintings / curtain poll. ****e everywhere too. Eventually got it out after catching it in a net you throw over blueberry bushes. Needless to say, we're getting a guard around the top put in soon.

listermint · 14-04-2015 11:05PM

Buy a cowl ya gowl

lulu1 · 14-04-2015 11:08PM

Was it wearing a santa suit

Yellowblackbird · 14-04-2015 11:28PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bByH8ORGrUs

D.Campbell · 14-04-2015 11:44PM

Ok crows kill other nesting birds this time of year to rob their nest sometimes killing the other birds and breaking eggs, nature is tuff and some times crull. That's life.

ahnowbrowncow · 14-04-2015 11:52PM

One morning when I got up I heard a bit of a racket coming from the sitting room, went to see what it was and a bird had fallen down the chimney even though there's mesh on the top.

The poor thing was scared out of it's mind, flying round the room trying to escape. I opened the windows and after a few minutes it flew out. There was dots of blood all around the room, must have bashed into the window a few times trying to get out.

catallus · 14-04-2015 11:56PM

D.Campbell wrote: »

Ok crows kill other nesting birds this time of year to rob their nest sometimes killing the other birds and breaking eggs, nature is tuff and some times crull. That's life.

You're justifying this?

Surely this is the endgame in moral relativism :mad:

"That's life."- the eternal murderous epitaph, used by so many to wash the blood from their guilty hands.

For shame.

juneg · 15-04-2015 12:00AM

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Bloody right I did. The noise it was making on its way down and when it hit the coals was disturbing

Was literally just about to watch Game of Thrones too. Can't now until the stink clears.. and the smell of burning crow

Ironic

GOT + Burning crow

Dangerous Man · 15-04-2015 12:04AM

Poor bird. But you know what they say - if you lay down with dogs, you get fleas.

discobeaker · 15-04-2015 12:12AM

How's about a boards whip around to get Afew Mass cards done up for the deceased?

D.Campbell · 15-04-2015 11:09PM

catallus wrote: »

You're justifying this?

Surely this is the endgame in moral relativism :mad:

"That's life."- the eternal murderous epitaph, used by so many to wash the blood from their guilty hands.

For shame.

No just saying this is how they live and dye
Fact is fact
They bird fell and died ,what do you want a court case
Hehe

Son Of A Vidic · 15-04-2015 11:25PM

discobeaker wrote: »

How's about a boards whip around to get Afew Mass cards done up for the deceased?

Ask yer man Fr. Dougal for a deal. I swore I saw a post from him a few pages back.

lulu1 · 16-04-2015 12:49PM

discobeaker wrote: »

How's about a boards whip around to get Afew Mass cards done up for the deceased?

Dont come looking in this direction for your whip round I have my mortgage to pay

Ps you can pay my share if you want

job seeker · 16-04-2015 01:04PM

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His friend is still sitting on the chimney waiting for him to come back

http://i.imgur.com/ecLkRoH.jpg

Oh...

A ****ing bird just fell down my chimney

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