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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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  • #3002
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3003
    joseph brand
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    Scientology looks Super Awesome! (this video is real and not The Onion)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIUlr9ii2dQ



    "All my attention units just went woosh into PT."

    "All of a sudden I was just pouring energy into my body from above and then something in my space exploded and I just realised that I had no ridges."

    "I've had floating tone arms all over the place."


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    robindch
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  • #3005
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3006
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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  • #3007
    silverharp
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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #3008
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3009
    Kivaro
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  • #3010
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3011
    smacl
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  • #3012
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3013
    PopePalpatine
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJXYMDu6dpY


  • #3014
    smacl
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    joseph brand wrote: »
    Scientology looks Super Awesome! (this video is real and not The Onion)

    If this interest you Blown for good makes for insightful reading into this world of scary shít Super Awesome

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  • #3015
    Wereghost
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    From Cyanide & Happiness:

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  • #3016
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3017
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3018
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,049 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3019
    Worztron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,049 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3020
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3021
    AstraMonti
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  • #3022
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    If you watch Modern Family there was a hoot of an exchange on last weeks episode, a baby is abandoned during a Baby Shower at Cameron and Mitchell's house.


    Cameron: Maybe this part of a bigger plan. Maybe the reason we didn't adopt another baby after Lily was because God wanted us available for Sammy.

    Mitchell: Who is this God that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only for her to desert the baby, so that we can finally get one.

    Cameron: The same God that impregnated a virgin, sent Moses down the river in a basket, and commanded Abraham to stab his own son. God only does weird baby stuff.

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #3023
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3024
    Gerry069
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    https://www.facebook.com/173741616011554/photos/a.635087723210272.1073741825.173741616011554/776390932413283/?type=1


  • #3025
    Gerry069
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭Gerry069


    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203695650853858&set=o.173741616011554&type=1


  • #3026
    Pherekydes
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    Finally, a church I can believe in. :pac:


  • #3027
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3028
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • #3029
    BlaasForRafa
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    Gerry069 wrote: »
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203695650853858&set=o.173741616011554&type=1

    Perhaps the reason that muslims* are so angry is that they're not allowed to have bacon and alcohol :D



    *not all muslims of course, no sweeping generalisations from me, no sireee :pac:


  • #3030
    aaronjumper
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    JaseBelleVie wrote: »
    No bacon, no alcohol, no music, no dancing, no pre-marital sex, joyless marital sex.

    Hell yeah, where do I sign up?

    Oh, and cutting your foreskin off. Forgot that.

    The reasons to sign up just keep coming flying in, don't they? :P

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  • #3031
    Hotblack Desiato
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    You forgot "up to four mother-in-laws"

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



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