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Short Shorts.

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  • #32
    porsche959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    They are for members of a certain community.

    Californians?


  • #33
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    I wore cycling shorts this afternoon as I went for an 80k spin through the Taunus hills. Lovely to get out there and test my new bike. Ended up waiting at the local tavern for over an hour though as my partner couldn't keep up with me. Used that time to get a shower and have a glass of beer.

    Did she not have a bike ?


  • #34
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm in LA at the mo, it's boiling and I'm wearing a tshirt and jeans. I don't know what it is, I just hate shorts.


    I'm the same, Corfu in 44 degree heat, I couldn't give a fiddlers, no way I was wearing shorts of any description.

    Nothing against 'em on women though, just sometimes the butt cheeks hanging out can be a bit off-putting alright, but other than that, some women look fantastic in 'em :)


  • #35
    conorh91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Did she not have a bike ?
    She?


  • #36
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    conorh91 wrote: »
    She?

    Hmmm the partner ?


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  • #37
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    My legs got paler since last Summer if that's possible. Better believe I'm getting that tan back.


  • #38
    experiMental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    I woke up in my boxers, so that could qualify as short shorts. I have opened the curtains for a second, but then I have realised that there could be people outside looking at me.


  • #39
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    lulu1 wrote: »
    This comment is not even worthy of an answer

    So why did you answer it then?


  • #40
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    experiMental wrote: »
    I woke up in my boxers, so that could qualify as short shorts. I have opened the curtains for a second, but then I have realised that there could be people outside looking at me.
    It's just me out here in the bushes. Nice legs ;)


  • #41
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    experiMental wrote: »
    I woke up in my boxers, so that could qualify as short shorts. I have opened the curtains for a second, but then I have realised that there could be people outside looking at me.

    I was concsidering a peek, but got a better offer.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    I wore cycling shorts this afternoon as I went for an 80k spin through the Taunus hills. Lovely to get out there and test my new bike. Ended up waiting at the local tavern for over an hour though as my partner couldn't keep up with me. Used that time to get a shower and have a glass of beer.

    Your local pub has a public shower? :confused:


  • #43
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Any of 'em legal yet?

    Very considerate for someone called Wacker The Attacker!..:pac:


  • #44
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,611 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Definitely a short short day.


  • #45
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    kfallon wrote: »
    Your local pub has a public shower? :confused:

    He's in Germany. He obviously meant a golden shower.


  • #46
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    Wear lederhosen.


  • #47
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Please gentlemen, leave the short shorts to leggy young women. There's altogether too many men wearing short shorts, maybe they started wearing them as kids in their GAA days and just never broke the habit, but they look awful. Ladies, if the man in your life, husband/boyfriend/son etc owns a pair of these, please for the love of God, burn them(the shorts).

    I've an image scarred on to my retinas of a chap jogging towards me in a pair, he wasn't wearing underwear and 'it' was poking out the leg.:eek: Some things can never be unseen.:(


  • #48
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    kfallon wrote: »
    Your local pub has a public shower? :confused:

    Yes, the tavern has changing facilities for cyclists. It's at the end of an extremely popular cycling route. The tavern is in business because of cyclists. So it offers services that are useful to its customer base. Resourceful people, the Germans.


  • #49
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    kneemos wrote: »
    Did you wear your shorts on this fabulous Spring day?



  • #50
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,611 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    Yes, the tavern has changing facilities for cyclists. It's at the end of an extremely popular cycling route. The tavern is in business because of cyclists. So it offers services that are useful to its customer base. Resourceful people, the Germans.

    Quite cold for shorts I'd have thought?


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The golden rule about Irish people and shorts is

    Outside sports, never.

    But there should be a special place in hell for men in cycling shorts not on a bicycle.


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  • #52
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,611 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The golden rule about Irish people and shorts is

    Outside sports, never.

    But there should be a special place in hell for men in cycling shorts not on a bicycle.

    .


  • #53
    Depraved
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm in LA at the mo, it's boiling and I'm wearing a tshirt and jeans. I don't know what it is, I just hate shorts.

    Liverpudlian right? How many times have Americans asked you what part of Australia are you from?


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