Lads, I missed my flight

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:46PM #1

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

darkpagandeath · 02-04-2015 10:47PM

Masturbate furiously ?

Slippin Jimmy · 02-04-2015 10:48PM

Coke and hookers

Desolation Of Smug · 02-04-2015 10:49PM

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

Sorry for your troubles. No wonder you missed your flight - all them eejits making noise late at night. Have you considered moving?

fermanagh_man · 02-04-2015 10:49PM

What city?

One eyed Jack · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a... oh.

Well, at least you've got a good view from your room. A pair of binoculars and you're sorted

FluffyAngel · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

Go visit the queen...

or get the train to ferry and get home..

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

fermanagh_man wrote: »

What city?

Oxford.

For Forks Sake · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

Slippin Jimmy wrote: »

Coke and hookers

Possibly the only time in the history of AH that that actually seems to be the right answer...

JacquesDeLad · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

Get a banana from Tesco.

The_Kew_Tour · 02-04-2015 10:50PM

Write about your miserable life on boards of course.

NSAman · 02-04-2015 10:51PM

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

Go back to being gay?

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:51PM

FluffyAngel wrote: »

Go visit the queen...

or get the train to ferry and get home..

I will in my hole get the ferry, ****ing 12 hours it'd take me to get home, I have work on Tuesday like

Peregrine · 02-04-2015 10:51PM

Get on the next flight? Surely there's one tomorrow morning. It'll be expensive but if you're going to be doing nothing for 4 days there, you might as well come home.

tastyt · 02-04-2015 10:52PM

Stop making up stories maybe?

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-04-2015 10:53PM

you could picket the club

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:53PM

tastyt wrote: »

Stop making up stories maybe?

100% true story I'll have you know. Living the dream, apart from living in the wrong country.

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:54PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

you could picket the club

I should ask the lapdancers are they on zero hours contracts first though. There's no need to be outraged without good cause.

JacquesDeLad · 02-04-2015 10:54PM

TINWOP

towelly · 02-04-2015 10:55PM

JacquesDeLad wrote: »

TINWOP

What?

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-04-2015 10:56PM

towelly wrote: »

I should ask the lapdancers are they on zero hours contracts first though. There's no need to be outraged without good cause.

ask them would they be willing to fall into Christ's open arms

fleet_admiral · 02-04-2015 10:56PM

Pringle some of the ladies bicycle seats at the university

goz83 · 02-04-2015 10:58PM

If they need a place to crash after their shift........

towelly · 02-04-2015 11:00PM

goz83 wrote: »

If they need a place to crash after their shift........

I've got an air mattress set up in the second bedroom.

Satori Rae · 02-04-2015 11:01PM

If you get the chance do blow of strippers!!! Live the dream *jokes

foggy_lad · 02-04-2015 11:02PM

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

PRAY furiously for several hours then parade through the streets carrying a massive crucifix before getting some of the onlookers to erect the crucifix and nail you to it.

Don't forget to ask someone to cut you down in time for work on Tuesday although if things go as they did in the bible that might work out ok on its own.

towelly · 02-04-2015 11:03PM

foggy_lad wrote: »

PRAY furiously for several hours then parade through the streets carrying a massive crucifix before getting some of the onlookers to erect the crucifix and nail you to it.

Don't forget to ask someone to cut you down in time for work on Tuesday although if things go as they did in the bible that might work out ok on its own.

There's already some lad who preaches in the town square every weekend, he has a microphone and everything. I can't compete with that!

fleet_admiral · 02-04-2015 11:04PM

Go on a massive piss up and wake up next Monday. Tell everyone you had a real 'Good Friday'

tastyt · 02-04-2015 11:06PM

towelly wrote: »

100% true story I'll have you know. Living the dream, apart from living in the wrong country.

Ah sorry man, don't mind me I'm locked.

Hey, get locked, and go and do something that you'll never tell anybody about. Now's your chance.

Ps. I'm not talking about anything illegal or gay

NotCominBack · 02-04-2015 11:06PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Possibly the only time in the history of AH that that actually seems to be the right answer...

even a broken clock is right twice a day

towelly · 02-04-2015 11:06PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Go on a massive piss up and wake up next Monday. Tell everyone you had a real 'Good Friday'

Already started that plan. It's a pity flights everywhere are so expensive this weekend. Tempted to **** off to continental Europe this weekend.

Lads, I missed my flight

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