Lads, I missed my flight

towelly

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

darkpagandeath

Masturbate furiously ?

Slippin Jimmy

Coke and hookers

Desolation Of Smug

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

Sorry for your troubles. No wonder you missed your flight - all them eejits making noise late at night. Have you considered moving?

fermanagh_man

What city?

One eyed Jack

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a... oh.


Well, at least you've got a good view from your room. A pair of binoculars and you're sorted

FluffyAngel

Go visit the queen...

or get the train to ferry and get home..

towelly

fermanagh_man wrote: »

What city?

Oxford.

For Forks Sake

Slippin Jimmy wrote: »

Coke and hookers

Possibly the only time in the history of AH that that actually seems to be the right answer...

JacquesDeLad

Get a banana from Tesco.

The_Kew_Tour

Write about your miserable life on boards of course.

NSAman

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

Go back to being gay?

towelly

FluffyAngel wrote: »

Go visit the queen...

or get the train to ferry and get home..

I will in my hole get the ferry, ****ing 12 hours it'd take me to get home, I have work on Tuesday like

Peregrine

Get on the next flight? Surely there's one tomorrow morning. It'll be expensive but if you're going to be doing nothing for 4 days there, you might as well come home.

tastyt

Stop making up stories maybe?

SEPT 23 1989

you could picket the club

towelly

tastyt wrote: »

Stop making up stories maybe?

100% true story I'll have you know. Living the dream, apart from living in the wrong country.

towelly

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

you could picket the club

I should ask the lapdancers are they on zero hours contracts first though. There's no need to be outraged without good cause.

JacquesDeLad

TINWOP

towelly

JacquesDeLad wrote: »

TINWOP

What?

SEPT 23 1989

towelly wrote: »

I should ask the lapdancers are they on zero hours contracts first though. There's no need to be outraged without good cause.

ask them would they be willing to fall into Christ's open arms

fleet_admiral

Pringle some of the ladies bicycle seats at the university

goz83

If they need a place to crash after their shift........

towelly

goz83 wrote: »

If they need a place to crash after their shift........

I've got an air mattress set up in the second bedroom.

Satori Rae

If you get the chance do blow of strippers!!! Live the dream *jokes

foggy_lad

towelly wrote: »

I'm stuck in Britain on my own for the weekend. I live opposite a strip club. Tomorrow is a public holiday over here so I've got a four day weekend. What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

PRAY furiously for several hours then parade through the streets carrying a massive crucifix before getting some of the onlookers to erect the crucifix and nail you to it.

Don't forget to ask someone to cut you down in time for work on Tuesday although if things go as they did in the bible that might work out ok on its own.

towelly

foggy_lad wrote: »

PRAY furiously for several hours then parade through the streets carrying a massive crucifix before getting some of the onlookers to erect the crucifix and nail you to it.

Don't forget to ask someone to cut you down in time for work on Tuesday although if things go as they did in the bible that might work out ok on its own.

There's already some lad who preaches in the town square every weekend, he has a microphone and everything. I can't compete with that!

fleet_admiral

Go on a massive piss up and wake up next Monday. Tell everyone you had a real 'Good Friday'

tastyt

towelly wrote: »

100% true story I'll have you know. Living the dream, apart from living in the wrong country.

Ah sorry man, don't mind me I'm locked.

Hey, get locked, and go and do something that you'll never tell anybody about. Now's your chance.

Ps. I'm not talking about anything illegal or gay

NotCominBack

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Possibly the only time in the history of AH that that actually seems to be the right answer...

even a broken clock is right twice a day

towelly

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Go on a massive piss up and wake up next Monday. Tell everyone you had a real 'Good Friday'

Already started that plan. It's a pity flights everywhere are so expensive this weekend. Tempted to **** off to continental Europe this weekend.

SEPT 23 1989

are there no boats to Ireland?

anncoates

towelly wrote: »

What am I meant to do for 4 days straight?

Think of a slightly more innovative thread in the jaded Feeky oeuvre?

towelly

anncoates wrote: »

Think of a slightly more innovative thread in the jaded Feeky oeuvre?

I remember you from before. I'm not a fan of your ****e.

Badly Drunk Boy

towelly wrote: »

Oxford.

You could help Inspector Morse solve a murder or two. If he wasn't dead. And fictional.

If you can't afford another flight, then go for coach/ferry. Whatever it costs, you'll probably spend more trying to amuse yourself for the break.

Chucken

towelly wrote: »

I remember you from before. I'm not a fan of your ****e.

Uhhhhh! Before what? :eek:

towelly

Candie wrote: »

If you can't afford another flight, then go for coach/ferry. Whatever it costs, you'll probably spend more trying to amuse yourself for the break.

12 hours to get home by ferry. Total waste of time, sure I have work on Tuesday.

towelly

towelly wrote: »

12 hours to get home by ferry. Total waste of time, sure I have work on Tuesday.

Have you missed your flight back to the UK already?

Chucken

towelly wrote: »

12 hours to get home by ferry. Total waste of time, sure I have work on Tuesday.

What airport would you fly from? You know....if you were flying?

fleet_admiral

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

You could help Inspector Morse solve a murder or two. If he wasn't dead. And fictional.

He should have been cryogenically frozen. Then they could 'Thaw' him out to solve a few cases


Sorry

towelly

Candie wrote: »

Have you missed your flight back to the UK already?

Yeah

towelly

Chucken wrote: »

What airport would you fly from? You know....if you were flying?

London / B'ham / Manchester / Liverpool

SEPT 23 1989

towelly wrote: »

12 hours to get home by ferry. Total waste of time, sure I have work on Tuesday.

you could be in Dublin tomorrow night if you left in the morning

towelly

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

you could be in Dublin tomorrow night if you left in the morning

Dublin is a ****hole though

anncoates

towelly wrote: »

I remember you from before. I'm not a fan of your ****e.

Mod utils - engage.

boobar

Live opposite a strip club...nothing to do for 4 days?

Have you tried "mindfulness"?

Chucken

towelly wrote: »

London / B'ham / Manchester / Liverpool

Ya....just looked up flights. They're a tad expensive( :eek:)

How did you miss the flight?

towelly

towelly wrote: »

Dublin is a ****hole though

Why bother so? You did everyone a favour missing that flight if that's the case.

towelly

Chucken wrote: »

Ya....just looked up flights. They're a tad expensive( :eek:)

How did you miss the flight?

Traffic was bad enough, should've left earlier but I had to sort out problems created by the fcukin English

towelly

Candie wrote: »

Why bother so? You did everyone a favour missing that flight if that's the case.

The other 31 counties are beautiful