Some people have the strangest names

Two people in my sisters class in college are called

Simon Ramsbottom

Justin Credible

when i got my first mobile last year it kept breaking down, i was upset greatly by the whole thing. so i went back to the shop to get it fixed. anyway the lady behind the counter took my name and address and then took the phone and sent it off to the UK to get it fixed and she handed me a receipt. stupid bitch wrote my name down as "Seman Ryan". stupid cow.

anyway i thought better of this and said nothing, it happened in the past and i was used to it, my name is spelt quite similar to the word seman. but pronounced very very differently.

so a few days later i got a phone call on another mobile, borrowed my brothers. the person on the other end was looking for a "Seman Ryan". man was i pissed off. i could hear laughter in the background. the were all laughing at me. my blood began to boil. i said, "no sorry you have the wrong number, there is noone hear who goes by the name of seman, stupid. there is a s***n (insert my real name) though but he is too angry and pissed off with you right now to talk to you. so ring back later."

she did, ha. got my phone fixed, and a big apology from her. stupid cow.

im not going back there again. im irish, how many irish people do you know that have the first name as seman. come on people, wake up and smell the spunk. have some cop on

no she was irish, she had a real thick cork accent. norrie cork