Some people have the strangest names

Nemici

frank Zappa had two kids.

I believe that they were called "Moon Unit Zappa" and "Dweezel Zappa"

Who has the weirdest name in show biz (or someone you know)

commuterised

bob geldofs kids are something like peaches and fifi trixibelle.. poor kids.

Mac daddy

all you have to do is look at the beckhams, who calls there child ROMEO and BROOKLYN :ninja:

Mac daddy

what about these ones

Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland.
:rolleyes:

Tusky

And can you belive theres a guy called "tom jones" !

Big Chief

i think the beckhams are attention seeking ****èrs....

as for her, she just annoys me to the level of which i want to scream, her obsession with money is beyond ridicilous

PacO

I once met a guy called

Mike Hunt

I sh1t you not.

p.pete

I read an article in a newspaper interviewing someone called Eucharia - fairly messed up name. It went on to explain that she was named after the Eucharist, that would be my life ruined.

koneko

River Phoenix' parents they called their kids:

River Jude, Rainbow Joan of Arc, Joaquin Raphael (changed his name to "Leaf" for a while), Libertad Mariposa (Liberty Butterfly) and Summer Joy.

Also, it's worth noting their last name was Bottom until they decided to change it to Phoenix.

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Oh, also that guy in the Army (US of course...) that changed his name to Optimus Prime :rolleyes:

Frank Grimes

Originally posted by Nemici
frank Zappa had two kids.

I believe that they were called "Moon Unit Zappa" and "Dweezel Zappa"

Who has the weirdest name in show biz (or someone you know)

He had 4, Ahmed and Diva are the other 2.

Son of Blam

Originally posted by Tusky
And can you belive theres a guy called "tom jones" !

Well, it's not unusual........

Nemici

Originally posted by Frank_Grimes
He had 4, Ahmed and Diva are the other 2.

cool - I didnt know that, they are strange but not as strange as the other two.

Frank was probably on low doses that day.

Space Coyote

Strange names. I came across this site...famous people's real names...some very strange ones and very ordinary ones...

Vin Diesel's real name -> Mark Vincent

http://www.weeuniverse.com/known.html

p.pete

Puff Daddy - what kind of a stupid name is that. I know his original name wasn't much better but he could have gone for anything.

Tha Gopher

People who have the same first name as surname e.g Robert Roberts,Donald McDonald,Martin Martin etc.Id shoot my parents if I had a name like that.

And I think somebody on the today FM news is called McGay or something.Poor dude.

Did you ever read the likes of The Times?When they are talking about parenting or education there is always an interview with an upper class parent or columnist with kids whos names are Elwood,Monty,Sebastian and a host of other names last popular with lords and ladys of the 15th century.These people are total spanners-theyre worse than these skangers who call their daughters names like Britney and Shakira.

StickyMcGinty

my german teacher's name is Johnny Fitzgudentight

true story

I know someone called Gay Power. Cracked up laughing .

byte

Avril Hoare on 2fm!

lordsippa

Daevid Allen... the e throws everyone...

Oh and my personal all time favourite would have to be "Johnny Brilliant" I mean HOW GREAT A NAME IS THAT! <sigh> happy days... happy days...

wiensta

i go to a predominatly protestant school and its filled with these moronic double-barrelled names (apparently its cos when families marry and the wifes family is of particular "stature", they join the name to the husbands...:rolleyes: )

I had to go through these lists of 1st years a while ago.. heres some examples.

younghusband
watchorn
goodwilly
and calder-potts.

hacktavist

Talliesin who posts on these forums has 2 kids called sadhbh and Béibhinn.
Original to say the least.

lordsippa

The French government has a review body for what names parents want to give kids. I joke you not. It's to prevent people naming their kids things like "chair" and "sink" which one family tried.

<And this isn't a lie... read it in the paper a year or two back>

Blitzkrieger

Originally posted by p.pete
I read an article in a newspaper interviewing someone called Eucharia

Sounds like an embarassing medical condition

popinfresh

There was someting in the humor board there a while back about some poor girl called Ivanna Mandich

[CALIBUR]

how about "blanket" one of many of michal jackson's kids.

jesus I hate him or it

Mossy Monk

hasn't he named a child Prince Michael the 1st as well. that man is a nut

Bicky

look in your phone book and see is there people with the second name squirrel. If there is look for one whos first name starts with A, andrew anthony etc.
If there is phone the number and ask to speak to a squirrel. you know... for the laugh.

Selik

For the people on here who are and aren't football fans...

Gary and Phil Nevilles' Dad is called... Wait for it - Neville Neville!
Is that an utterly stupid and ridiculous name or what? I mean what were his parents thinking when they decided to call him that! :eek:

My name is kind of unusual I suppose as well, it's Giles, the same as my boards.ie name!

seamus

Originally posted by hacktavist
Talliesin who posts on these forums has 2 kids called sadhbh and Béibhinn.
Original to say the least.

Irish names can be cool though. Those two for example are really nice. Of course, there are Irish names, that I find both weird, and not nice. Roise being one of them (pronounced Raw-sha). Caemin being another.

There's a client of ours called Willy McGee (I kid you not).

I tend not to notice weird names when people are introduced to me unless they're really long or weird sounding. Maximillian for exampe.

Squall

Originally posted by Nemici
frank Zappa had two kids.

I believe that they were called "Moon Unit Zappa" and "Dweezel Zappa"

Who has the weirdest name in show biz (or someone you know)

Dweezel's a class guitarist, theres some guitar strings that say as used by Dweezel Zappa

Yup im a Zappa fan, check the signature "muffin man" what a song

As for the weirdist name in showbiz is it bob geldof who has a daughter named tiger lilly?

MrPinK

Originally posted by #MEAT#
how about "blanket" one of many of michal jackson's kids.

jesus I hate him or it

To be fair to wacko, that's only a nickname. His kid's real name is Prince Michael II. Not a huge improvement over blanket, but I know which one I'd certainly prefer

jammy_dodger

Two people in my sisters class in college are called

Simon Ramsbottom

Justin Credible

Shinji

I remember someone telling me that there was a bloke called "Roger Mee" in his school for a while. Apparently the guy didn't seem to last very long in any school, and his parents couldn't work out why...

nosmo

frank Zappa had two kids.

He had a lot more than that. When he went on tour, he told his pregnany wife to name the child Motorhead if it was a boy

Man U babe

A friend of mine took a guy called Cian Hoare to her debs...

Bard

A guy in my brother's class in school was lumbered with the name: Eugenio Julamenco. (pronounced you-gene-ee-oh hula-menco). I kid you not.

TomTom

I heard a story about Neville Neville before, Manu Utd were in Germany and as a joke they booked Neville into the Neville hotl. His room was no other than the Neville suit and he had breakfast in the Neville resturant every morning.
Hello my name is Neville Neville and im staying in the Neville suite in the Neville hotel, wont you join me for preakfast in the Neville resturant at nine.
Bastsrds.

A guy up the road from me is called Brian O'Brian

amp

I know this guy called A Jewell. His initials are A.B.J.

Crazy guy..

PropertyofShell

my cousins fiancee is called Richard Strapp. Dick for short. I kid you not.

solice

when i got my first mobile last year it kept breaking down, i was upset greatly by the whole thing. so i went back to the shop to get it fixed. anyway the lady behind the counter took my name and address and then took the phone and sent it off to the UK to get it fixed and she handed me a receipt. stupid bitch wrote my name down as "Seman Ryan". stupid cow.

anyway i thought better of this and said nothing, it happened in the past and i was used to it, my name is spelt quite similar to the word seman. but pronounced very very differently.

so a few days later i got a phone call on another mobile, borrowed my brothers. the person on the other end was looking for a "Seman Ryan". man was i pissed off. i could hear laughter in the background. the were all laughing at me. my blood began to boil. i said, "no sorry you have the wrong number, there is noone hear who goes by the name of seman, stupid. there is a s***n (insert my real name) though but he is too angry and pissed off with you right now to talk to you. so ring back later."

she did, ha. got my phone fixed, and a big apology from her. stupid cow.

im not going back there again. im irish, how many irish people do you know that have the first name as seman. come on people, wake up and smell the spunk. have some cop on

Space Coyote

Thats a good one solice Was yer one Irish or English. If she was English that would explain the ignorance re. Irish christian names.

I once knew a guy called Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabidoo. He used to cry a lot.

solice

no she was irish, she had a real thick cork accent. norrie cork

pickarooney

What about all those foreign guys with weird names? What are they called, Chang and Hanorkian and stuff? You have to laugh at them.

BoobeR

hehe pikey's names are the funniest, John Paul Touhy! hehe mikey the pikey

monument

I’m pissed off, well not really, at the fact that “Cian” was one of the most popular names last year. Dam all them parents using my "unique" name!

monument

Originally posted by lordsippa
The French government has a review body for what names parents want to give kids. I joke you not. It's to prevent people naming their kids things like "chair" and "sink" which one family tried.

<And this isn't a lie... read it in the paper a year or two back>

Dam right, think about the poor babe goats with silly names.

solice

there is this guy i know of and his middle name is GLORIOUS. ha

Space Coyote

There's a footballer in England called Danny Invincible. What a class name.

Capt'n Midnight

Cardinal Sin !

Richard Cox / Transvestite Percival / Ulick McGee
Adam Swindle

And of course
http://www.geocities.com/dirty_sounding_names/