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Is Vladimir Putin dead? (or seriously ill?)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Probably just off bear wrestling.

    Or in the states renegotiating his contract for the next season of House of Cards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    Probably just off bear wrestling.

    Whilst shirtless, on horseback.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Wide Load


    In Russia, Vladimir Putin dead you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,754 ✭✭✭degsie


    Just sulking I'd say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Same can be said for me and sure I'm grand.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Just off getting the iron curtain from the dry cleaners.

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭FluffyAngel


    i have it from good sources that he is in shannon refusing to get off his plane


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    He's probably taking on Bear Grylls in the Testosterone Games somewhere wild and windy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    He's been gone for years. what's been there is a series of clones. They only have a life expectancy of 4 years though. There was a problem with the last one so the cycle was set back by 4 weeks :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Probably playing the same games as Kim Jong Un.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    He just popped up at Lucinda Creightons press conference!

    Seems he's to be deputy leader of ReNua.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    He's in his secret hollowed out volcano base plotting his latest fiendish attempt to take over the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,308 ✭✭✭Irish Stones


    He hasn't been seen in 8 days and counting, has cancelled numerous meetings and appearances etc... (some meetings he likes to attend),
    and theres been some strange behaviour in Moscow and around the Kremlin.

    http://www.news.com.au/world/is-president-vladimir-putin-dead-the-internet-certainly-thinks-so/story-fndir2ev-1227260905116

    Putin met our prime minister a week ago. Given the very bad influence our prime ministar has on everybody, it's likely that Putin died right after the meeting when he heard the news that Renzi was going to leave a flower where Nemstov was killed :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Someone suggested he's recovering from cosmetic surgery and will reappear soon with the body of Adonis and the face of Samurai Jack.
    What if it all went wrong and he's sitting in the shadows of his office looking like Angela Merkel?

    But I think it would be more his style to force the rest of the world to have cosmetic surgery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,679 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Probably in a ditch in Ireland somewhere, skagged out of his mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    Whilst shirtless, on horseback.

    Bearback.

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    Seriously though he was on leave.
    Russian state media released this picture of him cuddling with sharks

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Probably off to teach ISIS how to become as politically brutal as he is...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Radiation poisoning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    Hes having Margaritas with Kim Jung Un


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Our putin shills are been very quite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    People shouldn't be Russian to spread rumours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    He'll most likely turn up in a few days with pictures of himself in the lost city of Atlantis, with Amelia Earhart's plane under his big burly arms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69


    Gatling wrote: »
    Our putin shills are been very quite

    quite


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    http://www.debka.com/newsupdate/10758/

    Dead apparently. However, relying on Debka is like swearing an oath on National Enquirer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Fiery mutant


    The world could only hope. I see though on CNN he popped his ugly mug into some photos early today, looks healthy enough, maybe his dose of scabies has cleared up.

    We should defend our way of life to an extent that any attempt on it is crushed, so that any adversary will never make such an attempt in the future.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    He just had the opposition leader whacked. He is gone into hiding til it calms down.

    He is Russia's very own Nidge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,710 ✭✭✭weisses


    Fainted when watching his girlfriend going into labour ........ pfff whimp


  • Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    Perhaps he has run out of stupid things to do and is looking at re-runs of Jackass for inspiration?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    The world could only hope. I see though on CNN he popped his ugly mug into some photos early today, looks healthy enough, maybe his dose of scabies has cleared up.

    Apparantly those were old.

    Don't mess with the gheys is the message here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?

    Would take this more seriously than the storyline of the upcoming Terminator sequel


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭DarkyHughes


    He's probably of having an affair with Sarah Palin, you can see Russia from Alaska (apparently).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,651 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    He's having leg lengthening surgery. Very painful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Both mother and baby doing well.
    Lugano is a lovery town to spend a few days too by they way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Both mother and baby doing well.
    Lugano is a lovery town to spend a few days too by they way.

    That's what i'm hearing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    That's what in hearing

    Alina's a cracker though. She's very bendy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Alina's a cracker though. She's very bendy.

    I hope she can bend a-la Neo from the Matrix to dodge the bullets if she ever decides to tell all!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    What kind of cryptic fcukwittery is going on here?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    Probably got a dodgy haircut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 435 ✭✭diograis


    What kind of cryptic fcukwittery is going on here?

    what a fantastic word


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭SpannerMonkey


    thought the rumour was that some Russian gymnast was having his baby and thats where he is ?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putins-girlfriend-given-birth-5329008


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    I hope she can bend a-la Neo from the Matrix to dodge the bullets if she ever decides to tell all!!

    And when I say bendy. I mean bendy :

    telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1895999/The-gymnast-linked-to-Vladimir-Putin-Alina-Kabaeva.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    So... Vladimir Putin lives to wrestle another bear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    He's back, but his face is looking a little worse for wear!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    He's back, but his face is looking a little worse for wear!!

    Must have witnessed the birth. Sure it would add years to any man :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Still no sign of his head of security, Viktor Zolotov.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,784 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Must have witnessed the birth. Sure it would add years to any man :D

    I know!

    8 weeks on and I'm still getting my head around it!!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?
    Well that would explain why they are now extinct.


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