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Dated a hooker

  • 07-03-2015 08:03PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    Ok so i left my old job 3 years and took 2 years out to go back to college. Saved a chunk of money while working but wanted to change career. Moved home and was studying quite a bit, skipping nights out with mates to get assignments done. I'd say I'm an average looking guy, stayed semi-healthy playing football but wouldn't class myself as fit.

    Well all this work and no play was a tad frustrating in the ladies department. So I done a bit of searching online for massage, then came across these other sections listed in 'adult massage' of some website. Booked an appointment to see a lady from Taiwan for a massage.

    Arrive at this apartment in city centre and she opens the door and looks very nice. She says you want massage and at same time is shaking her hand up and down i guess meaning with a happy ending. I was a bit embarrassed and was like eh yes please.

    I'll just call her Cindy from here on. So Cindy is giving me a massage and we're chatting about lots of stuff. I'm telling her about college abduction she's saying she's here in student visa to get as much cash for her college in Taiwan.

    Then the conversation goes onto food. I tell her about Dublin coddle and she's saying she hasn't tried any Irish food because she works most days 10am - 10pm. So Cindy then offers 50% discount if i bring her some coddle at the next appointment. I was like yeah this is a bit surreal but **** it ok. Was there about an hour and she charged €50.

    Two weeks pass by and I'm thinking alright lets do it. Phone her and no answer so she's probably with a client so I drop her a text and ask if she wants some coddle. She phones later that day saying she's fully booked that day but the next day is good. I tell her yeah perfect the coddle probably taste better the next day anyway.

    Next day i buzz over to her with a tub of coddle. She was delighted when i brought it over. Into the bedroom and she's saying about how don't need a condom because I look clean. I said no way, too risky. After that 'massage' we were chatting and she asks if want to go for a drink some night after work. I said yeah, why not. I ask how much i owe her and she said i owed nothing and that 'massage' was free.

    So my living arrangements at this time I was at home with my parents. My parents were pretty liberal whenever I did bring a girl home, not that it was often but they were fine when i did. they just said they hoped i wore a condom and be safe etc. So I'm there at home thinking that tried hell will i do if Cindy comes back to the house and gets chatting with my parents. Both parents retired. **** it just go with it.

    Arranged to meet Cindy in the market bar the following weekend. She looked beautiful, really well done up. It was very relaxed and flirty. Great night out and then back to mine...well, back to my parents.

    Yeah so the 'massages' were amazing back at the gaff. Next morning Cindy is getting up to head off to work and my parents are in the kitchen. A bit of panic sets in and i introduce everyone. I say Cindy is heading off to work and she says "no silly, i don't work here i study" and chats away to the parents about Ireland, my coddle and her college and family back home. Grand, it's all cool.

    She went off and i went back to bed. Then I started thinking wtf am i doing. We went out a couple of more times but I couldn't shake the thoughts in my head about her job. She said she would start putting condoms on customers bits when she would go down and that was alright for a week or so but we just agreed it wasn't going to work out.

    Should I have stayed with her regardless of her job? I certainly think about her now and again. Have a new job and girlfriend now, yet every so often I think about"jeez i wonder where that would have gone if i stuck with it".

    Anyone dating hookers, well i guess Cindy was a hooker?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    SoftMicro wrote: »
    every so often I think about"jeez i wonder where that would have gone if i stuck with it".
    A GUM clinic, I'd say?

    I think it would be alright if she had given up 'the game' and you both went for an STI test together but really man, dating a girl who works as a prostitute, and once told you, on your second 'date' that you didn't need to wear a condom?

    Big flashing sirens were obviously going off in your head if you broke up soon after. You were completely right imo. I don't know how you considered dating her to begin with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    conorh91 wrote: »
    A GUM clinic, I'd say?

    I think it would be alright if she had given up 'the game' and you both went for an STI test together but really man, dating a girl who works as a prostitute, and once told you, on your second 'date' that you didn't need to wear a condom? Big flashing sirens should have been going off in your head.

    Yeah true, i guess my head was in a mad place then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,481 ✭✭✭vandriver


    Do you know Harry Magina?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭househero


    If you didn't get yourself checked you should go now. Even if you think you didn't do anything that put you at risk... STI's are very very dangerous and some have no symptoms for men


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    Oh actually just to point out i got test after and 6 months after that...and then 12 months after that. Actually just tested again so i guess that's what brought it up again to post


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Had cindy an adams apple


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    These newbies / re-regs really must try harder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭househero


    Specialun wrote: »
    Had cindy an adams apple

    Hahahahaha maybe she was after a husband


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    Eutow wrote: »
    These newbies / re-regs really must try harder.

    life is stranger than fiction


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    househero wrote: »
    Hahahahaha maybe she was after a husband

    Or after a good time, not a long time


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,481 ✭✭✭vandriver


    A blowie for a tub of coddle!You should repost this in Bargain Alerts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    The 2nd I'm dating a hooker thread on AH in a few months .







    Would it not be cheaper going to coppers on a Friday or Saturday night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Gatling wrote: »
    The 2nd I'm dating a hooker thread on AH in a few months .







    Would it not be cheaper going to coppers on a Friday or Saturday night


    With the price of drink, maybe not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Like something you'd read on stickmans submissions webpage.....you would probably get a better response there with it op


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭HoratiJoe


    At least you got a cuddle for your coddle. I def think you did the right thing walking away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    vandriver wrote: »
    A blowie for a tub of coddle!You should repost this in Bargain Alerts.
    Or the Joe Duffy thread.


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ariyah Attractive Specs


    Just cos she dances go go, it dont make her a ho no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    SoftMicro wrote: »
    I'm telling her about college abduction she's saying she's here in student visa to get as much cash for her college in Taiwan.

    Interesting icebreaker! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Stojkovic


    What's college abduction ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    Interesting icebreaker! :pac:

    Ha, damn missed that. On the phone and predictive text has got a mind of its own sometimes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    Stojkovic wrote: »
    What's college abduction ?

    It's predictive text slang for "and"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    vandriver wrote: »
    A blowie for a tub of coddle

    I dont think those words have ever been said in the same sentence by anybody Hahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    P4DDY2K11 wrote: »
    I dont think those words have ever been said in the same sentence by anybody Hahaha


    One for the gravestone alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Stojkovic wrote: »
    What's college abduction ?

    It's like Ferris Bueller's Day Off but it's in college and Larry Murphy is in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Did ye use the coddle for lube?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭CK73


    Gatling wrote: »
    The 2nd I'm dating a hooker thread on AH in a few months .

    Would it not be cheaper going to coppers on a Friday or Saturday night

    I've never been to coppers, but I've heard about it. Would you not be more likely to catch an STI at a place like that? If I'm reading correctly, the lady was offering a blow job without a condom, not penetration.

    Also going back to the Op. Seriously, you had feelings for a woman and after breaking up you call her a hooker? It would have been more believable of you had said 'sex worker'.

    I reckon you could get a cobbler for under 10e, so if there is any truth in the story, she probably really liked you and you likely gave away a good woman.

    I imagine it must be very hard for a man's ego to cope with the idea of a woman getting paid for intimacy, even when that is as little as 'massage and a happy ending'. It takes a 'real' man to be able to put their ego aside and understand there is a lot more to a relationship than sex.

    You guys reference STI's.

    You have no idea! In Dublin especially the men there do not like using condoms, be it the Coppers where girls are drunk and less likely to protest, or a professional who is sober and armed with a bag of condoms, I know which I think is safer!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    CK73 wrote: »


    I reckon you could get a cobbler for under 10e.

    So its an Asian tart who moonlights doing shoe repairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Whos charlie was bigger?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    CK73 wrote: »
    I've never been to coppers, but I've heard about it. Would you not be more likely to catch an STI at a place like that? If I'm reading correctly, the lady was offering a blow job without a condom, not penetration.

    Also going back to the Op. Seriously, you had feelings for a woman and after breaking up you call her a hooker? It would have been more believable of you had said 'sex worker'.

    I reckon you could get a cobbler for under 10e, so if there is any truth in the story, she probably really liked you and you likely gave away a good woman.

    I imagine it must be very hard for a man's ego to cope with the idea of a woman getting paid for intimacy, even when that is as little as 'massage and a happy ending'. It takes a 'real' man to be able to put their ego aside and understand there is a lot more to a relationship than sex.

    You guys reference STI's.

    You have no idea! In Dublin especially the men there do not like using condoms, be it the Coppers where girls are drunk and less likely to protest, or a professional who is sober and armed with a bag of condoms, I know which I think is safer!

    Fair points. I use the term hooker reluctantly but cash exchanged for the first time so i thought that meant technically she was? It was full penetration sex that she offered just in case there's confusion on that. She done blowjobs without condom for clients and after a few chats she said would put condoms on all clients. Different services under the umbrella of massage i.e. massage with happy ending and for a further fee sex


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    SoftMicro wrote: »
    Fair points. I use the term hooker reluctantly but cash exchanged for the first time so i thought that meant technically she was? It was full penetration sex that she offered just in case there's confusion on that. She done blowjobs without condom for clients and after a few chats she said would put condoms on all clients. Different services under the umbrella of massage i.e. massage with happy ending and for a further fee sex

    That puts a different slant on it.


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