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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7952
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie is it Vivian or Vivienne ?


  • #7953
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    I'm so drowsy from my painkillers and lack of sleep at night but I can't fall asleep because I'm waiting on the guy from Eircom to ring about coming out to fix our internet :mad:

    And I'm still waiting on him to ring :mad:


  • #7954
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Vivienne. I love that name. I had a bull named vivienne too. TA - most of my favourite names have already been taken by cows and dogs. I've had cows named Bonnie, Ava, Mia, Holly, Jessica, Lola, Heidi, Polly, Grace, Sophie, Darcy, Danielle. My dogs were named Ben and Jack. I have used practically all my favourite names on pets. my arch nemeses stole Olivia. Practically all the names I like - I'll be naming a child after a cow or a dog.


  • #7955
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Me(via text) "what time do you expect to be here?"

    It: "I am on the way now"

    in my head "That is not what I asked, you gobsh1te!!"
    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    And I'm still waiting on him to ring :mad:

    I hear you on that.


  • #7956
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie I'm confused cos Vivienne is a girl's name. So is Vivienne a boy pig or girl pig ?


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  • #7957
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie I'm confused cos Vivienne is a girl's name. So is Vivienne a boy pig or girl pig ?


    Boy


  • #7958
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie aw too cute. I can just hear his little piggy grunts and squeals


  • #7959
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    How hard is it to find someone who is able to do a proper massage? If I wanted a rub Id get LMII to do it. I need elbows, knuckles and thumbs to get in around my shoulders and break up all that lactic acid. It BURNS. So much money wasted on **** massages


  • #7960
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    How hard is it to find someone who is able to do a proper massage? If I wanted a rub Id get LMII to do it. I need elbows, knuckles and thumbs to get in around my shoulders and break up all that lactic acid. It BURNS. So much money wasted on **** massages

    Go to Turkey, they kick the sh1t out of ya, but you feel great after.:D


  • #7961
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,435 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    People leaving floaters in the toilet after use. More worryingly are those that don't wipe after. Do they wash their hands after, I wonder? It's not a pleasant thing to be faced with, especially in the workplace, knowing it's one or more colleague (s) that do it.


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  • #7962
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW saw this quote today and thought of you. 'I just want to drink coffee, save animals and nap'
    sounds like a sweet life to me


  • #7963
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    This is so disgusting I'm going to spoiler it.
    me and my friend are doing healthy eating together. Texting each other talking about lunch. I told her I had cottage cheese on my salad. She told me she doesn't eat cottage cheese because it looks like that time she had thrush. I was half way through my lunch and I was so disgusted I didn't finish it. Do people not have a filter that they realise that's not an appropriate thing to say?


  • #7964
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    My annoyance for the day, there's a rather attractive woman who I work with, only occasionally. However, any time I meet her, I end up stumbling over my words and sound like a bumbling fool. It's not like I'd either intend to chat her up, or have a chance with her, but it's f***ing bizarre how I just cannot talk in her company.


  • #7965
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Go to Turkey, they kick the sh1t out of ya, but you feel great after.:D

    Her commute is long enough though without adding a 'via Istanbul' to the equation!


  • #7966
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    We can take the tittie tour there


  • #7967
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    My annoyance for the day, there's a rather attractive woman who I work with, only occasionally. However, any time I meet her, I end up stumbling over my words and sound like a bumbling fool. It's not like I'd either intend to chat her up, or have a chance with her, but it's f***ing bizarre how I just cannot talk in her company.

    I absolutely hate when that happens. And the more you think about it the worse it gets and you eventually end up like a 14 year old hormonal boy who is way out of his depth.
    Standing there...gormless...not able to say anything...sweat on the forehead.
    I just want the stapler FFS!


  • #7968
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    People leaving floaters in the toilet after use. More worryingly are those that don't wipe after. Do they wash their hands after, I wonder? It's not a pleasant thing to be faced with, especially in the workplace, knowing it's one or more colle:ague (s) that do it.

    There was a band in the 70's called "The Floaters", had a hit with "Float on"

    You would'nt get away with that these days:D


  • #7969
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    My annoyance for the day, there's a rather attractive woman who I work with, only occasionally. However, any time I meet her, I end up stumbling over my words and sound like a bumbling fool. It's not like I'd either intend to chat her up, or have a chance with her, but it's f***ing bizarre how I just cannot talk in her company.
    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    I absolutely hate when that happens. And the more you think about it the worse it gets and you eventually end up like a 14 year old hormonal boy who is way out of his depth.
    Standing there...gormless...not able to say anything...sweat on the forehead.
    I just want the stapler FFS!

    The trick is to just imagine yourself as a goddamned Adonis, such that she should be unnerved to be in your presence, rather than the hideous troll that I really am you normally imagine yourself to be. :pac:


  • #7970
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Unrelated to my previous gormlessness, but my right eye is gone all funny, my peripheral vision is blurry, and it's a bit weird. Do I go to a Doctor or an Optician if it continues?!


  • #7971
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    You come to AH for medical advice and you will be dead within 36 hours. Fact.
    (go to the doc, prob an eye infection)


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  • #7972
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    Waiting in line at the big Post Office on Andrew St. Its an automated system where the number of the next counter that is free comes up on a screen and a robot voice calls out the number of the free counter. I'm next and in the time between the lady in front leaving the next available counter and the cashier pressing the button to summon the next person, some little old dear sprints up the right hand side out of nowhere and lands herself at the counter, bypassing a queue of at least 5 people.

    Any second now the cashier is going to send her scuttling off to the back of the queue I think. But no, instead she starts dealing with her and the old dear pulls out a few bills and starts the 'I'll pay €5 off that, €10 off that one' etc.

    And because she was about 100 and bent double with a walking stick I didn't feel I could say anything without coming across as a right geebag.


  • #7973
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Vel wrote: »
    Waiting in line at the big Post Office on Andrew St. Its an automated system where the number of the next counter that is free comes up on a screen and a robot voice calls out the number of the free counter. I'm next and in the time between the lady in front leaving the next available counter and the cashier pressing the button to summon the next person, some little old dear sprints up the right hand side out of nowhere and lands herself at the counter, bypassing a queue of at least 5 people.

    Any second now the cashier is going to send her scuttling off to the back of the queue I think. But no, instead she starts dealing with her and the old dear pulls out a few bills and starts the 'I'll pay €5 off that, €10 off that one' etc.

    And because she was about 100 and bent double with a walking stick I didn't feel I could say anything without coming across as a right geebag.

    If she can sprint with a walking stick at 100, leave her off I say!


  • #7974
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Go to the gym no one there to check in- check pool check weights room, check spa! 5 mins aargh


  • #7975
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Vodafone "customer care"


  • #7976
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    efb wrote: »
    Go to the gym no one there to check in- check pool check weights room, check spa! 5 mins aargh

    Check in on Facebook.... I thought thats the purpose of all this status updates no? :confused:


  • #7977
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    Pop to the loo and as I close the door I hear the person in the cubicle next to me do a poo. Five little plops into the bowl! I finish up first and am washing my hands safe in the knowledge that I will get out before I have to see this person, because if it were me I'd wait around in the loo until the other person had left.

    But no, this one pops out all smiles and wanting the chats and all I can think about is the fact that I have just heard her poo. Added to the fact that she only sits a few desks behind me and the whole situation is too much for me to cope with. Every time I see her now I'll be thinking of the sound of her doing a sh1t!


  • #7978
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Vel wrote: »
    Pop to the loo and as I close the door I hear the person in the cubicle next to me do a poo. Five little plops into the bowl! I finish up first and am washing my hands safe in the knowledge that I will get out before I have to see this person, because if it were me I'd wait around in the loo until the other person had left.

    But no, this one pops out all smiles and wanting the chats and all I can think about is the fact that I have just heard her poo. Added to the fact that she only sits a few desks behind me and the whole situation is too much for me to cope with. Every time I see her now I'll be thinking of the sound of her doing a sh1t!

    It must have been something else you heard, I have it on good authority that girls don't poo.


  • #7979
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ONW saw this quote today and thought of you. 'I just want to drink coffee, save animals and nap'
    sounds like a sweet life to me


    Yup, replace the coffee with "wine" and that's pretty much me!


  • #7980
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    That stupid Guinness/TB ad on youtube :(


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  • #7981
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I ****ing hate my life/this day/other people. I'm like a briar all day. Everything is annnnoying me


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