Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Pumpkinseeds · 03-03-2015 10:38PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

Smart girls know that bad boys are a bit of disposable entertainment while you're under 22, after that you find a lovely man to settle down with and look after each other.:D

Menas · 03-03-2015 10:42PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Smart girls know that bad boys are a bit of disposable entertainment while you're under 22, after that you find a lovely man to settle down with and look after each other.:D

I remember when young fellas used to call to the door of our house looking for my sisters.
"Go down and scare them" is what my mum told my dad. He was delighted to oblige.

eternal · 03-03-2015 10:45PM

Best before dates on food. It gets to the stage where everything will go mouldy on the same day so all I can do is eat everything at once so as not to feel guilty for wasting money and dinners. But I'm not a pig so it goes in the bin. I need shopping guidance/ counselling.

Pumpkinseeds · 03-03-2015 10:50PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I remember when young fellas used to call to the door of our house looking for my sisters.
"Go down and scare them" is what my mum told my dad. He was delighted to oblige.

I had a rule that no guys were allowed to call to the house for me. I just wasn't into serious relationships and enjoyed having a bit of discreet fun;) A couple of times guys showed up and my brother and his pals took the piss out of them and made them wish they hadn't showed up.

Menas · 03-03-2015 10:53PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I had a rule that no guys were allowed to call to the house for me. I just wasn't into serious relationships and enjoyed having a bit of discreet fun;) A couple of times guys showed up and my brother and his pals took the piss out of them and made them wish they hadn't showed up.

Ah the poor fellas! Sure they would have been nervous as fck calling up to the door...teeth all cleaned, wearing their dads aftershave, hands all sweaty, lines rehearsed.....

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 11:08PM

My Dad didn't care who I brought home. He was so easy going. He didn't really dislike someone til they gave him a reason. My brother is a different story though. Id be so nervous introducing a new guy to my brother.

razorblunt · 03-03-2015 11:31PM

Pretty much every MTV show!
The OH is watching Ex on The Beach,some steroid ridden freak slapped a plate out of his ex's hand during an argument and then squared up to her.

MTV encouraging and actually showing this and not showing any reprecussions for his actions is unbelievable.
That's it ... I'm done with it off to the leaba.

Pumpkinseeds · 03-03-2015 11:31PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My Dad didn't care who I brought home. He was so easy going. He didn't really dislike someone til they gave him a reason. My brother is a different story though. Id be so nervous introducing a new guy to my brother.

My Dad was the opposite. When I finished secondary school and started working he warned me to never bring a guy into the house at night 'or I'll tell him to pick a window, he's leaving' were his exact words. My mothers were 'you're old enough to make your own decisions, but never come home and tell me you're pregnant'.:D

kfallon · 03-03-2015 11:45PM

razorblunt wrote: »

Pretty much every MTV show!
The OH is watching Ex on The Beach,some steroid ridden freak slapped a plate out of his ex's hand during an argument and then squared up to her.

MTV encouraging and actually showing this and not showing any reprecussions for his actions is unbelievable.
That's it ... I'm done with it off to the leaba.

The fact they even call the channel MTV annoys me.....absolutely no music on it at all!

jimgoose · 04-03-2015 12:34AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What did I do now!

That Marshall Mathers young man. I don't like the cut of his jib. I've got a JCB and a square a' ground. He can pick a corner, not a window!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-03-2015 12:52AM

jimgoose wrote: »

That Marshall Mathers young man. I don't like the cut of his jib. I've got a JCB and a square a' ground. He can pick a corner, not a window!

Do you scare the chungfellits your girls bring home?

TA the only pair of fat man pants I own keeps falling down on me now

jimgoose · 04-03-2015 12:53AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Do you scare the chungfellits your girls bring home?

TA the only pair of fat man pants I own keeps falling down on me now

I should certainly hope so, on both counts!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-03-2015 12:57AM

I can't even imagine you being cross. Just saying "take it HAWNDY naw!"

jimgoose · 04-03-2015 12:58AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I can't even imagine you being cross. Just saying "take it HAWNDY naw!"

Who said anything about "cross"?

eternal · 04-03-2015 12:59AM

Mods closing my innovative threads.

CrowdedHouse · 04-03-2015 09:22AM

The bastarding coffee machine decides to block this morning, just about one mug full came out after half an hour of spitting and hissing

Fcuk hard water

MsBubbles · 04-03-2015 09:33AM

jimgoose wrote: »

That Marshall Mathers young man. I don't like the cut of his jib. I've got a JCB and a square a' ground. He can pick a corner, not a window!

I bet that's how you wooed Mrs. Goose, with your road frontage, acreage and JCB.

ps MORNING TITTIES !!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-03-2015 09:49AM

http://s1.postimg.org/4ybjrhr33/image.jpg

These are posts from a girl I'm "friends" with. Made while she was pregnant. Just three examples mind, her facebook is constantly littered with this ****. She's constantly drinking. Then last night this goes up

http://s27.postimg.org/mh0alys8z/image.jpg

Pure simpleton.

Menas · 04-03-2015 09:53AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://s1.postimg.org/4ybjrhr33/image.jpg

These are posts from a girl I'm "friends" with. Made while she was pregnant. Just three examples mind, her facebook is constantly littered with this ****. She's constantly drinking. Then last night this goes up

http://s27.postimg.org/mh0alys8z/image.jpg

Pure simpleton.

Hand me a bucket.
Pregnancy does turn some peoples brains to mush though. But drinking like that during it is fcking criminal.

rainbow kirby · 04-03-2015 10:01AM

Oh for fcuk sake

MsBubbles · 04-03-2015 10:08AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pure simpleton.

Selfish, stupid and thoughtless. There are so many women out there who would love to get pregnant but can't. Words fail me

OldNotWIse · 04-03-2015 10:47AM

Dinosaurs who refuse to be in any way flexible or cooperative because they are institutionalised after 40 years. Fossilised old f.ucks.

MsBubbles · 04-03-2015 10:55AM

ONW there's a few of those here too.

Boom_Bap · 04-03-2015 11:07AM

I should have millions of annoyances today. I don't for some reason.....so erm.....arrrrggggghhhhh my coffee mug is red! RED!

OldNotWIse · 04-03-2015 11:24AM

My biological clock. Is there a f.ucking snooze button on this thing?

Does anyone have a ball park figure of when one should panic?

OldNotWIse · 04-03-2015 11:25AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I should have millions of annoyances today. I don't for some reason.....so erm.....arrrrggggghhhhh my coffee mug is red! RED!

Did you get that finger put up your bum yet? If you didn't, the thoughts of that should annoy you? :P

Menas · 04-03-2015 11:25AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My biological clock. Is there a f.cuking snooze button on this thing?

Does anyone have a ball park figure of when one should panic?

Only panic when you find yourself standing in front of an open fridge trying to cool down...on a winters day.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-03-2015 11:30AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My biological clock. Is there a f.ucking snooze button on this thing?

Does anyone have a ball park figure of when one should panic?

When you're peeing on a stick and get two pink lines

Maximus Alexander · 04-03-2015 11:32AM

120 quid down the swanny last night repairing my laptop. And several hours lost doing the actual repair. Pooooooooooooo.

jimgoose · 04-03-2015 11:33AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

I bet that's how you wooed Mrs. Goose, with your road frontage, acreage and JCB. ...

Gobbewiddedays. I'm a City Slicker nowadays. <S'ptoo> :pac:

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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