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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7682
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    E I'm guessing either phs or a hoodie! Or an oversized person in leggings


  • #7683
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:

    That would never stand up in court.:D


  • #7684
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Went to the Sq last Wednesday after work, the woman in the car beside gets out wearing Pj's and ugg boots


  • #7685
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Went to get a roll in Supervalu, they do they best rolls. The girl puts loads of stuff in.

    She had these horrible barbie pink long pointy (stiletto) nails on. Some were poking out her glove, I just couldn't eat a roll that she's made. I do gel and acrylic nails and the vast majority of women don't keep them clean.

    So now I have to get a subway.


  • #7686
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    E I'm guessing either phs or a hoodie! Or an oversized person in leggings

    She was like a manatee with clothes on, and she needed a shave:D


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  • #7687
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Eisenberg how very dare you! I shaved this morning ;)


  • #7688
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    She was like a manatee with clothes on, and she needed a shave:D


    Send her into me!! We will do special deals for mickey money honeys


  • #7689
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Dunno if it still happens but a certain pub in Fingerless used bring in extra staff for Mickey Money Day


  • #7690
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    ...mickey money honeys

    There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:


  • #7691
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Send her into me!! We will do special deals for mickey money honeys

    Well, can I suggest you have plenty of diesel for whatever it is you plan to de-fur her with. And she was big, she gets her clothes made by Omar the Tent maker.


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  • #7692
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    They use diesel to de-fur women?! Yet another useful thing I have learned from reading this thread.


  • #7693
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:



    "Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
    Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
    What am I gonna do for booze, honey
    When dem kids are all eighteen"


  • #7694
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    And what is this "item" that Lexie needs a plug for? Why the secrecy?!


  • #7695
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jimgoose wrote: »
    There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:

    Well there is the Indian rapper called Honey Singh who raps about money. Not sure if he mentions mickeys though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1E0V4XBdE


  • #7696
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    "Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
    Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
    What am I gonna do for booze, honey
    When dem kids are all eighteen"

    Bravo, chief.

    "Gots the Sky Sports package,
    Gots the Kia on PCP,
    Whats I gonna gots,
    When my baby bored wit' me??
    Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."


  • #7697
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    They use diesel to de-fur women?! Yet another useful thing I have learned from reading this thread.

    I think he's thinking more along the lines of a rather large, "aggressive" grain-dryer. :pac:


  • #7698
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Honey Singh needs to collaborate with Mickey Singh

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbXPBiKCONc


  • #7699
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Bravo, chief.

    "Gots the Sky Sports package,
    Gots the Kia on PCP,
    Whats I gonna gots,
    When my baby bored wit' me??
    Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."


    Oh nice, I can hear that twelve bar from here:D

    Are we too late for the Eurovision?


  • #7700
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Oh nice, I can hear that twelve bar from here:D

    Are we too late for the Eurovision?

    They do hope so! Yes, I was thinking a simple, Muddy Waters-style guitar with plenty of "growl". I think it works well enough. :D


  • #7701
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Bravo, chief.

    "Gots the Sky Sports package,
    Gots the Kia on PCP,
    Whats I gonna gots,
    When my baby bored wit' me??
    Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."

    Got up de duff at 17 dyaknowworrimean
    Got me corpo flat just like dat
    Me baby's daddy fled de scene
    worramigonna do when dere's no more money coming tru
    Gots dem mickey money blues


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  • #7702
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Got up de duff at 17 dyaknowworrimean
    Got me corpo flat just like dat
    Me baby's daddy fled de scene
    worramigonna do when dere's no more money coming tru
    Gots dem mickey money blues

    "Mickey-Money Blues chile HOOOOOOGGGGGH-yeah,
    Dem oooool' Mickey-Money Blues, mm-hmmm..."



    :pac::pac::pac:


  • #7703
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    TA
    that
    the
    spacebar
    on
    my
    laptop
    has
    died.
    :mad:


  • #7704
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    de price of smokes aint no joke
    worriamgonna do witout me johnny blue
    me ma said why don't ya go to cwo
    don't b tick gerrup dere quick
    deyll give de dough
    so out de lash you can go


  • #7705
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Went to the Sq last Wednesday after work, the woman in the car beside gets out wearing Pj's and ugg boots

    I was in the local shopping centre a couple of hours ago and saw some woman with a coat over her pink fleece pajama bottoms. Honestly, if people can't be bothered to dress themselves before they go out in public they shouldn't be receiving any state benefits.:mad:


  • #7706
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I was in the local shopping centre a couple of hours ago and saw some woman with a coat over her pink fleece pajama bottoms. Honestly, if people can't be bothered to dress themselves before they go out in public they shouldn't be receiving any state benefits.:mad:

    State benefits in general just shít on survival of the fittest.


  • #7707
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    State benefits in general just shít on survival of the fittest.

    Yeah. Say hello to Survival of the Fattest! :pac:


  • #7708
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Yeah. Say hello to Survival of the Fattest! :pac:


    Not when the fat tax comes in! :P


  • #7709
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Not when the fat tax comes in! :P

    Hell yeah. Whup dat lard good. :cool:


  • #7710
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    :eek: Left the thread briefly and come back to blue mickeys all over the place...is eisy flashing again or what?:pac:


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  • #7711
    fiachr_a
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭fiachr_a


    When you go into an internet café with all the latest PCs and other futuristic technology yet they have to hand-write you a receipt!


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