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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7652
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    +1
    Me neither :(


  • #7653
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!


  • #7654
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

    Do both. A "TTTAY How to wire a plug while legless" night.


  • #7655
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!
    Ya right..then ye would want to show us how to plug it into our sockets..nice try Trigger :D


  • #7656
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    Ya right..then ye would want to show us how to plug it into our sockets..nice try Trigger :D

    Did the earth move for you?

    (You probably wont get that until after the plug wiring lesson!)


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  • #7657
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Thank you so much


  • #7658
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,526 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!


    I can see it turning out something like this -



  • #7659
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    TA that I am now trying to figure out how three drunk lassies can manage to squeeze in to one stall and each pee successfully without making a right mess....
    The physics dont work!

    They CAN'T. The ladies toilets are always dirtier than the mens, with pee all over the floor, clogged toilets and toilet paper everywhere. That's before you factor in the nightclub ladies toilets, they often have vomit in the sinks because someone couldn't hold it long enough to wait for the group in 1 cubicle to shut the fcuk up and stop hogging it. Haven't been to a club since the 90's and no desire to ever go to any again.:D


  • #7660
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Could you imagine the abuse the barman would get at a TA beers if he got the order wrong...


  • #7661
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Did the earth move for you?

    (You probably wont get that until after the plug wiring lesson!)
    Just a little tremor,nothing to write home about tbh ;)


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  • #7662
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!


    There's a TA beers night?


  • #7663
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    There's a TA beers night?

    You didnt get an invite? I would be TA about that if I was you. :D


  • #7664
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I dont have a clue how to wire a plug :(
    MsBubbles wrote: »
    +1

    I would not be great on the DIY front, but what always worked for me was this.
    Blue (its got an L in it) goes left(L), and the brown(its got an R) goes right(R)


  • #7665
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW I thought it was a Titties Booze Cruise to France. I need a trailer for the peugot for that trip :D
    Cremant de Loire at €1.99 I need a years supply

    I need to a get towbar first oops


  • #7666
    dubstarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

    Jesus you kept that quiet.Come on spill.:D


  • #7667
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You didnt get an invite? I would be TA about that if I was you. :D

    We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P


  • #7668
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P

    So, occupying seats with coats and bags, and drooling on others is out, right? :D


  • #7669
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Could you imagine the abuse the barman would get at a TA beers if he got the order wrong...

    Or if he got it right:D


  • #7670
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,526 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P


    Your best behaviour? I'd hate to imagine you at your worst! :p



    TA that I choked on my coffee reading your post :pac:


  • #7671
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Would it be held in the Capital or the real Capital?:p


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  • #7672
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Colser wrote: »
    Would it be held in the Capital or the real Capital?:p


    Did you mean, "would it be held where nobody cares who the Capital is or where everybody wants to be the Capital?" :)


  • #7673
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Your best behaviour? I'd hate to imagine you at your worst! :p



    TA that I choked on my coffee reading your post :pac:


    I'll bring my halo an' all :)


  • #7674
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I would not be great on the DIY front, but what always worked for me was this.
    Blue (its got an L in it) goes left(L), and the brown(its got an R) goes right(R)

    I always remember by Blue BL = Bottom Left
    Brown BR = Bottom Right


  • #7675
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'll bring my halo an' all :)
    Is it electric or battery operated?:)


  • #7676
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm quite excited to do this plug now tbh!! I have a feeling though by the time I buy all the material it'd be less hassle just to buy a new item altogether!


  • #7677
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Today is Mickey money day, not a turkey twizzler to be had in the local supermarket. Loads of the "sure it's not worth my while goin out to work, and anyway the forreners have the jobs" brigade wandering around with trollies piled with enough sh1te to do them until Thursday, swigging takeaway coffees and energy drinks (which obviously are not doing the job) and roaring at their kids, one of which had some blue stuff in a babies bottle.


  • #7678
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Eisenberg1 When you don't get out of bed til 4pm, 11am is the middle of the night. The poor kids being fed pure muck not a vegetable or a piece of fruit in sight


  • #7679
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:


  • #7680
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:

    Ssh, not every chungwan gets a pearl necklace at lunchtime on Tuesday! :D


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  • #7681
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Eisenberg1 When you don't get out of bed til 4pm, 11am is the middle of the night. The poor kids being fed pure muck not a vegetable or a piece of fruit in sight

    There was a vegetable, but it was pushing the trolley;)


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