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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7412
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Tell them you're on your period.
    "My uterus is spitting itself out in chunks".

    Extra points if you're male and say it

    I am so there, dudette. :)


  • #7413
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Jim is my hero


  • #7414
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Jim is my hero

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you - my uterus has just exploded.


  • #7415
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!


  • #7416
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    My TA is I bought a homeless guy tea and a slice of upside down pineapple cake but I haven't had any sugar all week and it looked so good, I nearly didn't give it to him. I R glutton.


    Also, I'm pretty sure a sandwich would have been better for him but CAKE.


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  • #7417
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!
    Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya ;) Hangover must be gone so?


  • #7418
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!

    Furburger!


  • #7419
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Colser wrote: »
    Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya ;) Hangover must be gone so?

    The hangover made him horny I bet


  • #7420
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya ;) Hangover must be gone so?

    Me? Try and start you lot off? Never!:D


  • #7421
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    The hangover made him horny I bet
    :D...Probably but hes like that everyday really..always trying to lower the tone..:pac:


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  • #7422
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I know! Bit of a pervert is our T


  • #7423
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Furburger!
    Speaking of burgers jim you have to drive through Tramore Rd some night..There must be some kinda takeaway place in one of the yards as theres a flashing red neon sign on the road..it flashes on/off really quickly and it just says KEBAB :D I have to laugh everytime I pass it an think of the ttayers..


  • #7424
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    15 huge French lunatics vs. 15 huge Welsh lunatics, down t'Woolpack, loads a ' porter. It TAs me that I'm not TAd at the moment. Allez!! :)


  • #7425
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    Speaking of burgers jim you have to drive through Tramore Rd some night..There must be some kinda takeaway place in one of the yards as theres a flashing red neon sign on the road..it flashes on/off really quickly and it just says KEBAB :D I have to laugh everytime I pass it an think of the ttayers..

    Takeaway me hole. That has to be a hoorhouse!:)


  • #7426
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Colser wrote: »
    :D...Probably but hes like that everyday really..always trying to lower the tone..:pac:
    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I know! Bit of a pervert is our T

    Pure as the driven snow is me.;)


  • #7427
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Takeaway me hole. That has to be a hoorhouse!:)
    :D Well Im not checking it out now anyway...I will make enquiries..:pac:


  • #7428
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    My TA is I bought a homeless guy tea and a slice of upside down pineapple cake but I haven't had any sugar all week and it looked so good, I nearly didn't give it to him. I R glutton.


    Also, I'm pretty sure a sandwich would have been better for him but CAKE.

    Forget about it. Sing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" at the top of your lungs in the same accent as the fella who owns the Chinese restaurant in South Park. "Just a sh1tty boy... " :)


  • #7429
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    This talk about takeaways has me gagging for a snack box....But it's Chile con carne for tea in our house tonight.


  • #7430
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    One of my wisdom teeth is coming up and there's a sharp bit that's constantly rubbing against my cheek, it's sore and annoying and happens for weeks at a time every few months.


  • #7431
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    I am in turmoil. I went into pennies to get knickers, and came out with two pairs of shoes, Minnie mouse pjs, fluffy socks, a dress and a tshirt and a travel toothbrush. Why can't I save :(


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  • #7432
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I am in turmoil. I went into pennies to get knickers, and came out with two pairs of shoes, Minnie mouse pjs, fluffy socks, a dress and a tshirt and a travel toothbrush. Why can't I save :(

    I suggest a trip to Bloomingdales in NYC. At €5,000 per-dress they'll put you off it quare lively. It's called Aversion Therapy.:)


  • #7433
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    I suggest a trip to Bloomingdales in NYC. At €5,000 per-dress they'll put you off it quare lively. :)


    They really wouldnt :( I've spent in/around a grand on a pair of shoes. I have a Chanel handbag that lmii bought me for my birthday. Id just be sad :(


  • #7434
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    One of my wisdom teeth is coming up and there's a sharp bit that's constantly rubbing against my cheek, it's sore and annoying and happens for weeks at a time every few months.

    Have it pulled. That's going to cause infection and all kinds of rollocks. Poor Punkin!


  • #7435
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Tell them you're on your period.
    "My uterus is spitting itself out in chunks".

    Extra points if you're male and say it

    Your uterus exploded?, what, both of them?:)


  • #7436
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    They really wouldnt :( I've spent in/around a grand on a pair of shoes. I have a Chanel handbag that lmii bought me for my birthday. Id just be sad :(

    I'd love ta be baytin' ya, ya quare yoke ya! :)


  • #7437
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    I'd love ta be baytin' ya, ya quare yoke ya! :)


    :eek: Christian is that you


  • #7438
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    :eek: Christian is that you

    You wot?? :)


  • #7439
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Christian. Your man that loves knocking 50 shades out of people


  • #7440
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Christian. Your man that loves knocking 50 shades out of people

    Still not with you chief. I knock 50 shades out of no-one who isn't looking for it! :)



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  • #7441
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    TA that I have the most disgusting thoughts. For example, in a restaurant now - wondering if people in the kitchen ever cum in the detergent part of the dishwasher and wash the plates in baby batter. Put me right off eating the rest of my food


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