Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Tell them you're on your period.
"My uterus is spitting itself out in chunks".

Extra points if you're male and say it

I am so there, dudette.

Jim is my hero

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Jim is my hero

I'm sorry, I can't hear you - my uterus has just exploded.

Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!

My TA is I bought a homeless guy tea and a slice of upside down pineapple cake but I haven't had any sugar all week and it looked so good, I nearly didn't give it to him. I R glutton.

Also, I'm pretty sure a sandwich would have been better for him but CAKE.

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!

Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya

Hangover must be gone so?

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Well done TA'ers...a whole day with not one mention of a Hooha!

Furburger!

Colser wrote: »

Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya Hangover must be gone so?

The hangover made him horny I bet

Colser wrote: »

Dirty fecker trying to start us off arent ya Hangover must be gone so?

Me? Try and start you lot off? Never!:D

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The hangover made him horny I bet

...Probably but hes like that everyday really..always trying to lower the tone..:pac:

I know! Bit of a pervert is our T

jimgoose wrote: »

Furburger!

Speaking of burgers jim you have to drive through Tramore Rd some night..There must be some kinda takeaway place in one of the yards as theres a flashing red neon sign on the road..it flashes on/off really quickly and it just says KEBAB

I have to laugh everytime I pass it an think of the ttayers..

15 huge French lunatics vs. 15 huge Welsh lunatics, down t'Woolpack, loads a ' porter. It TAs me that I'm not TAd at the moment. Allez!!

Colser wrote: »

Speaking of burgers jim you have to drive through Tramore Rd some night..There must be some kinda takeaway place in one of the yards as theres a flashing red neon sign on the road..it flashes on/off really quickly and it just says KEBAB I have to laugh everytime I pass it an think of the ttayers..

Takeaway me hole. That has to be a hoorhouse!:)

Colser wrote: »

...Probably but hes like that everyday really..always trying to lower the tone..:pac:

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I know! Bit of a pervert is our T

Pure as the driven snow is me.;)

jimgoose wrote: »

Takeaway me hole. That has to be a hoorhouse!:)

Well Im not checking it out now anyway...I will make enquiries..:pac:

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My TA is I bought a homeless guy tea and a slice of upside down pineapple cake but I haven't had any sugar all week and it looked so good, I nearly didn't give it to him. I R glutton.

Also, I'm pretty sure a sandwich would have been better for him but CAKE.

Forget about it. Sing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" at the top of your lungs in the same accent as the fella who owns the Chinese restaurant in South Park. "Just a sh1tty boy... "

This talk about takeaways has me gagging for a snack box....But it's Chile con carne for tea in our house tonight.

Pumpkinseeds

One of my wisdom teeth is coming up and there's a sharp bit that's constantly rubbing against my cheek, it's sore and annoying and happens for weeks at a time every few months.

I am in turmoil. I went into pennies to get knickers, and came out with two pairs of shoes, Minnie mouse pjs, fluffy socks, a dress and a tshirt and a travel toothbrush. Why can't I save

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I am in turmoil. I went into pennies to get knickers, and came out with two pairs of shoes, Minnie mouse pjs, fluffy socks, a dress and a tshirt and a travel toothbrush. Why can't I save

I suggest a trip to Bloomingdales in NYC. At €5,000 per-dress they'll put you off it quare lively. It's called Aversion Therapy.:)

jimgoose wrote: »

I suggest a trip to Bloomingdales in NYC. At €5,000 per-dress they'll put you off it quare lively.

They really wouldnt

I've spent in/around a grand on a pair of shoes. I have a Chanel handbag that lmii bought me for my birthday. Id just be sad

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

One of my wisdom teeth is coming up and there's a sharp bit that's constantly rubbing against my cheek, it's sore and annoying and happens for weeks at a time every few months.

Have it pulled. That's going to cause infection and all kinds of rollocks. Poor Punkin!

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Tell them you're on your period.
"My uterus is spitting itself out in chunks".

Extra points if you're male and say it

Your uterus exploded?, what, both of them?:)

LexieOnRale wrote: »

They really wouldnt I've spent in/around a grand on a pair of shoes. I have a Chanel handbag that lmii bought me for my birthday. Id just be sad

I'd love ta be baytin' ya, ya quare yoke ya!

jimgoose wrote: »

I'd love ta be baytin' ya, ya quare yoke ya!

:eek: Christian is that you

LexieOnRale wrote: »

:eek: Christian is that you

You wot??

Christian. Your man that loves knocking 50 shades out of people

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Christian. Your man that loves knocking 50 shades out of people

Still not with you chief. I knock 50 shades out of no-one who isn't looking for it!