Peak drunkness

hairyslug · 27-02-2015 09:20PM #1

Do you get peak drunk, as in, after a certain srage you get drunk and no matter how much more you drink you don't get any drunker.

Mr. Remote Control · 27-02-2015 09:21PM

Yes.

darkpagandeath · 27-02-2015 09:22PM

hairyslug wrote: »

Do you get peak drunk, as in, after a certain srage you get drunk and no matter how much more you drink you don't get any drunker.

No Mr Health minister I don't, I am not giving you an excuse to justify putting up the price of my booze. :pac::pac::pac:

Mr. teddywinkles · 27-02-2015 09:22PM

Yea but I'm usually flat on my face

smash · 27-02-2015 09:23PM

hairyslug wrote: »

Do you get peak drunk, as in, after a certain srage you get drunk and no matter how much more you drink you don't get any drunker.

That's just a perception you have because you're too drunk to realise. In the past (on a few occasions) I've felt invincible and then woken up with some sort of fracture and a black out.

Sheep Lover · 27-02-2015 09:23PM

Inbetween getting sick for the third time and soiling myself is where the pinnacle of inebriation is found.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 27-02-2015 09:24PM

Mr. teddywinkles wrote: »

Yea but I'm usually flat on my face

You've reached a plateau.

endacl · 27-02-2015 09:25PM

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hairyslug · 27-02-2015 09:27PM

€2 a pint, redundancy party (I'm a welfare claiming bastard from monday) I'm hoping to **** that I don't get any drunker, have to say the Samsung s5 is great for spell check

AnonoBoy · 27-02-2015 09:27PM

Oh yeah I have that alright.

I have about nine pints and a few whiskies and then no matter how much more I'm told I drank after that I cannot for the life of me remember feeling any drunker at all. Of course peak drunkenness also coincides with an appearance of my superpower where I teleport myself home and straight into my bed without taking off my shoes. Only downside to peak drunkenness teleportation is that your wallet cannot make the leap with you but on your journey through the astral plain you acquire sunglasses, a feather boa and some illegible notes on the world's best idea for a movie that would totally make us f*cking loads of money man, we should make it man, we should, quit our jobs and just f*cking make it man. Also it burns some toast downstairs in your house and sets off your fire alarm.

yipeeeee · 27-02-2015 09:28PM

Anymore than 6 and you're just acting the bolox lets be honest.

Miall108 · 27-02-2015 09:29PM

Normally when I drink so much I mistake the fishtank for the shiitter. Thats peak intoxication for me

smash · 27-02-2015 09:31PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I have about nine pints and a few whiskies and then no matter how much more I'm told I drank after that I cannot for the life of me remember feeling any drunker at all.

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CJ Haughey · 27-02-2015 09:33PM

Peak drunkness is when you drink yourself sober.

Mesrine65 · 27-02-2015 09:40PM

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Peak drunkness is when you drink yourself sober.

Rubbish

The trick is to keep drinking...MAINTAIN

Mesrine65 · 27-02-2015 09:41PM

yipeeeee wrote: »

Anymore than 6 and you're just acting the bolox lets be honest.

Is that you Leo V?

CJ Haughey · 27-02-2015 09:43PM

yipeeeee wrote: »

Anymore than 6 and you're just acting the bolox lets be honest.

Any less than 6 don't bother, stay with the tap water.

conorh91 · 27-02-2015 09:44PM

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Any less than 6 don't bother

That's what she said

Yeah I have my coat, thanks

Mickey H · 27-02-2015 09:46PM

I think when you wake up naked in a dumpster, you've hit the limit...

hairyslug · 27-02-2015 09:47PM

Mickey H wrote: »

I think when you wake up naked in a dumpster, you've hit the limit...

That's the aim for tomorrow

EoghanIRL · 27-02-2015 09:49PM

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Rubbish

The trick is to keep drinking...MAINTAIN

Consistency :P

DoYouEvenLift · 27-02-2015 09:53PM

I wish there was a way to limit how drunk you get so you can just keep that perfect happy buzz going during the night and not go past it, I'd probably drink more often if you could

fleet_admiral · 27-02-2015 09:54PM

I normally leave the pub with my head tilted back in case I spill

EoghanIRL · 27-02-2015 09:54PM

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

I wish there was a way to limit how drunk you get so you can just keep that perfect happy buzz going during the night and not go past it, I'd probably drink more often if you could

Self control?

conorh91 · 27-02-2015 09:55PM

The idea of people being able to 'drink themselves sober' is surely false?

Sure you can plateau, because there's a physical limit to the amount of volume your body can hold or the amount of alcohol your cells can absorb. But that's a flat line.

The only thing that would make your intoxication diminish is if you stop drinking. Perhaps people who think they've drunk themselves sober have simply been too pished to recognize that they were slowing down their intake.

Littlekittylou · 27-02-2015 09:56PM

I don't drink alcohol. Never been drunk.

DoYouEvenLift · 27-02-2015 09:59PM

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Self control?

Oh thanks Eoghan, never thought of that.

yipeeeee · 27-02-2015 10:13PM

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Any less than 6 don't bother, stay with the tap water.

I just mean it's the nicest feeling at 6 pints relaxed confident mellow, after that it's just black outs and talking ****e to anyone who will listen.

tomwaterford · 27-02-2015 10:19PM

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

I wish there was a way to limit how drunk you get so you can just keep that perfect happy buzz going during the night and not go past it, I'd probably drink more often if you could

go out later???

The Backwards Man · 27-02-2015 10:19PM

I'm the same after one as I am after twenty.

Anesthetize · 27-02-2015 10:20PM

Beer before wine, you'll be fine.
Wine before beer, oh dear

Peak drunkness

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