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Liveline Thread 11/02/2015 to date

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  • #3092
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    In fairness, Phonewatch regularly ring me late on Friday nights within minutes of me getting home from the pub.

    Although it might have something to do with me taking about five attempts to turn off the alarm when I get in. :o


  • #3093
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Joe really DOES NOT get this alarm thing does he FFS?

    Thats what dobermen are for.


  • #3094
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    snubbleste wrote: »
    If you are an oldie listening to this, you'd be paranoid by now.


    Not to mentioned very alarmed


  • #3095
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    It would be hard to PROVE that it was suicide!
    Obviously it would have left a message, spelt out in droppings


  • #3096
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is Ballincollig on a railway line?


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  • #3097
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    well you are a fool then that could happen anywhere


  • #3098
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Just outside Cork City and in many ways just inside Cork City.



    Where does he get this stuff?


  • #3099
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    What is this about.


  • #3100
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Louis Van Gaal on line 2


  • #3101
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    The stuff is gonna start flowing in now as usual...

    "Tom, in Kildare has a sheep he's gonna let you have for the duration of your stay"..


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  • #3102
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Reddit, wait for Joe trying to get his head around what it is.


  • #3103
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I travelled around the world and got robbed in Dublin Galway."


  • #3104
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "I left my wallet unguarded"


  • #3105
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe would be very familiar with 100 Euro notes.


  • #3106
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    how did he count it when the wallet was gone?


  • #3107
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    If it was from a hostel, it was probably another fordener dat dun it.


  • #3108
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    "Did you get the money back?".......LOL


  • #3109
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    How does a Czech guy know who Joe is?


  • #3110
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    how did he count it when the wallet was gone?

    Because he knew how much he had before, and how much he had after he lost his wallet and did some simple arithmetic .


  • #3111
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Hitching? In 2015? :eek:


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  • #3112
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    u won't need studies if you are coming here to work


  • #3113
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    He's from Coolock, Joe..


  • #3114
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Oh my god, can't believe Joe asked that question, jesus.


  • #3115
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Czech this guy out.

    Apologies…..Funny Friday is close….


  • #3116
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    "F**K your wallet, tell us about that massive shooting yesterday"


  • #3117
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    snubbleste wrote: »
    How does a Czech guy know who Joe is?

    He was told to report it to the 'proper authorities'..............JOE !


  • #3118
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    snubbleste wrote: »
    How does a Czech guy know who Joe is?

    The power of Duffy is universal


  • #3119
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Czech guy auditioning for Funny Freitag!


  • #3120
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Mentally deranged" - oh, that'd be "unwell" in Joelingo.


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  • #3121
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    "menatally deranged."

    Joe lets him away because he's a fordener, an Irish person saying that would have Joe have way down his throat.


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