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Liveline Thread 11/02/2015 to date

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Btw, Joe went into so to speak overload yesterday. It's only a matter of time before we all start using it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Fax :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I never got the fax


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A fax machine? Are we in the 21st century yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    I'm pretty technically proficient, but I don't know where he was going with the fax machine simile.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    I use telex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Tennis ball test- good idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    This man has Salesman of the year 2015 sown up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    What colour of a tennis ball?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    snubbleste wrote: »
    A fax machine? Are we in the 21st century yet?

    What's wrong with pigeons?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Joe really DOES NOT get this alarm thing does he FFS?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    This is getting fierce complicated. I will have to listen to the podcast again and take notes next time.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A You Are Elle, Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This is getting fierce complicated. I will have to listen to the podcast again and take notes next time.

    Whoy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    This is getting fierce complicated. I will have to listen to the podcast again and take notes next time.

    you'll have to slow it down,


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    What's wrong with pigeons?
    They might get eaten by eagles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Phonewatch Spokesperson on Line 2

    Sorry, false alarm...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Bird commits suicide into a window, what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    This is getting fierce complicated. I will have to listen to the podcast again and take notes next time.

    Batter your balls off a window until someone raises an alarm, is about the gist of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Even Joe is getting bored by this guy…..and that's saying something.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe telling the caller to shut up, but no he won't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    I would not let him install an alarm in my house, he'd wreck my head !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Bird commits suicide into a window, what?

    It would be hard to PROVE that it was suicide!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    This lad could talk for Ireland............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    And the moral of the story is, don't bother getting an alarm


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Just hang up on him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Theory- the alarm companies are sending the burgulurs round


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Chances of being broken in are relative slim? Not after today's lesson they won't be


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    If you are an oldie listening to this, you'd be paranoid by now.


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