Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 01:06PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Executive Summary: What a load of maudlin, pointless, tear-jerking puke!

It's a true story. And it's not pointless :mad: Raaaaaar :pac: I actually want to go to Tokyo and see the statue

20-02-2015 01:09PM

They've changed the statue now so he's reunited with his owner forever

20-02-2015 01:10PM

Sob

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 01:10PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

No it's not sad in a bad way. It's a beautiful movie It's sad in a way that makes you nostalgic and reminds us of how amazing dogs are. It's brilliant!

You need to watch "Greyfriars Bobby", an oldie, but would get tears out of a sock:D

20-02-2015 01:11PM

Oh no sorry it's a second one being put up

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 01:11PM

I'm ta about the sad films post. Are yis trying to reduce me to a blubbering wreck? It's not a good look when you're on Reception

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 01:12PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

It's a true story. And it's not pointless :mad: Raaaaaar :pac: I actually want to go to Tokyo and see the statue

Yes, I know. There are a good few similar cases, but the Japanese in particular love that sort of thing, it hooks in nicely with the notion of "duty" as espoused by Bushido.

20-02-2015 01:14PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'm ta about the sad films post. Are yis trying to reduce me to a blubbering wreck? It's not a good look when you're on Reception

Im nearly blubbering looking at the new statue

This is why i cant watch the movie

Frigga_92 · 20-02-2015 01:14PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

'Oh you'll change your mind one day' 'You never know unconditional love until have a baby' I was at a baby shower for a friend and I was helping to tidy up and mentioned I was house proud and was always cleaning,
'Oh have a baby that will knock being house proud out of you '
She was trying to be funny but I didn't see it that way

I hate those fúckers. And that's what they are, FÚCKERS!!

Before my husband and I got married, a handful of irritating bastards kept saying "oh you won't be able to do x and y once you're married" and all the usual bolloxology, such as him getting rid of his bike, that would be a funny conversation.
Me: You have to get rid of your bike.
Him: That's not fair. How come you don't have to get rid of your bikes?
:pac:
Nearly 2 years later and there has been no such restrictions put in place so the same people now say "oh you won't be able to do x and y once you have a child". And if you tell these people that kids are probably not on the cards, well jesus it's like you've told them you want to take all their loved ones outside and shoot them in the head.

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 01:16PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, I know. There are a good few similar cases, but the Japanese in particular love that sort of thing, it hooks in nicely with the notion of "duty" as espoused by Bushido.

There is a musical version of it in production at the moment, they changed the ending a bit........the dog commits hari kiri.

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 01:18PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, I know. There are a good few similar cases, but the Japanese in particular love that sort of thing, it hooks in nicely with the notion of "duty" as espoused by Bushido.

I've watched the original. It's more raw but possibly more effective. I do like the Hollywood window dressing and sugar coating though. Plus Richard Gere is alright

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 01:18PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

There is a musical version of it in production at the moment, they changed the ending a bit........the dog commits hari kiri.

I prefer Kurosawa's version, where he (the dog) turns up at the house of his master's killer carrying a pair of wooden spoons and yells "I am Shinmen Musashi-no-Kami Fujiwara no Genshin, a warrior of Harima Province. You gonna die, muddafukka!!"

Rosie Rant · 20-02-2015 01:28PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Really? I hadn't noticed that. Are we talking about the same thread? I always find it unsettling when people do that. I do love the last word, but I'd never care enough about it to go to someone's profile and read through their posts in other threads so I can have a go at them. It's a little creepy PS twat is a bad word remember? It means lady bits! :pac:

I could be confusing threads but you posted about liking animals more than humans and someone picked on that.

Darn, I slipped

. Self censoring is difficult. Tw@ then

.

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 01:36PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I could be confusing threads but you posted about liking animals more than humans and someone picked on that.

Darn, I slipped . Self censoring is difficult. Tw@ then .

Oh that. Yeah it's a weird one. It's as if they are taking offence to it or something. And I'm there thinking, how many daddy issues do you have if you take offence because an online stranger doesn't like you as much as her dog? :P They can be hurt and hysterical if they want.. but I can't help them

Zemuppet · 20-02-2015 01:44PM

Anybody else annoyed over people taken over the footpath and almost forcing you onto the road. Groups of people are bad enough but two prams side by side just does my head in. Just because you have children does not mean you can take up the whole fecking street.

I don't know about you but i don't think there is barrier preventing sound so you can't talk to your friend 2 or 3ft ahead of you.

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 01:45PM

A randomer told me just now that I look like Jean Butler.

........ insult?

....... compliment?

F.ucked if I know :rolleyes:

I see a resemblance between her and Nicole Kidman, and I've had loads of people telling me I look like her, but this is a first. Bet I'm a better dancer though! :P

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 01:47PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

A randomer told me just now that I look like Jean Butler.

........ insult?

....... compliment?

F.ucked if I know :rolleyes:

Nothing wrong with Jean Butler in my book:)

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 01:48PM

ONW Jean Butler's a hottie. I'd be thrilled If I looked like her.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 01:49PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Are you ok Lexie ?
TA at myself for being a hormonal mess. One minute I'm on the verve of tears the next I'm ready to murder someone :O

Welcome to my life.

Jim - this aul one comes in as a walk in, not even with an appointment. I was just finishing up with a client, just writing something down for her at reception. Your one asks for threading. I tell her to take a seat and I'll be with her in two minutes. She starts huffing and puffing about having to wait the two minutes. So, I took her into the treatment room when I was ready and she starts going on about how she was here before and how she was diasppointed that it didn't last very long. I asked how long it lasted and she said she only got a month out of it. Da fuq? That's pretty long time for strong facial hair. I said that we would expect clients need it done again between 4-6 weeks and that was an average expected time. She starts saying I told her that the hair wouldn't grow back. Wtf? I would never say that. She keeps insisting I said this to her. I got a bit snappy and told her that laser was what she needed if she was looking for long term reduction. That shut her up for a minute or two. So, I start her threading. Literally took about three hairs when she told me to move to the other side of her lip. Moved to the other side, she tells me to do her chin "move around and give me a break, don't stay in the same spot". I start on her chin and she starts going on about only taking dark ones. I'm like wtf? So move back up to her lip and she starts freaking out about how she "never does there" so I get super annoyed and I'm like okay well I'm sorry I dont think there's anything more I can do for you.

She comes barging out, asked to speak to my manager. I am the manager. She starts going on about the prices, the lightening (it's too dark despite the place lit up like a Christmas tree), not getting long enough out of threading etc. the final straw? She said that the mirrors were streaked. No they were not. I do the cleaning myself. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I am so particular with cleaning. My house, the salon - they're always so clean. Every surface. Always.

So, I asked her for her name - I noticed that on her last visit (6th jan) she argued with me about the price saying she only had 6 hairs to thread. Time before that (not with me) she also complained. So, I asked her to leave and apologised that she found that we didn't suit her needs and suggested that she might be happier to find a different salon.

She was so horrible.

Ghost Buster · 20-02-2015 01:49PM

When a touch screen button refuses to work is trivially annoying. The utter twat you feel when someone catches you with gritted teeth stabbing the screen in rhythms with the words "WHY WONT YOU FUC CIN WORK" is very annoying.

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 01:51PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with Jean Butler in my book:)

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW Jean Butler's a hottie. I'd be thrilled If I looked like her.

Ok I'll accept his compliment so

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 01:59PM

Just googled her, she's a lash

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 01:59PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Ok I'll accept his compliment so

it's not aul feet o'flames, top of the aul mornin, saints and begorrah, shure oim as oirish as they come, himself? is it?:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 02:00PM

Her husbands name is cuan

What the ****???? Ever feel like the Internet is trolling me

Zemuppet · 20-02-2015 02:11PM

Speaking of aul wans, they are usually the worst in terms of complainers. I was on a break and was ordering a roll and some bint next to me is getting served. In a aggressive manner she asks the girl on the counter if the rolls are bouncy and becomes more aggressive when the staff member asks her what she means.

The poor girl is continuely admonishes by the bint almost shouting at her saying 'Spread the butter I don't want any lumps'. She finally leaves with the deli girl livid. I found out later that the aul wan had been barred from the shopping centre before for causing too much hassle to the staff and security but she always found a way back in.

TL;DR: Aul wans are the worst for complain and will drain every all lifeforce from you over tiny and pointless things.

redfacedbear · 20-02-2015 02:19PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Just googled her, she's a lash

Chungwans making me feel old by not knowing people who I think they should but then realise it's nearly 20 years since they were a thing and I was a chungfella

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 02:31PM

Those weirdos are staying in my fav hotel, with a bath and bed I acted dispicably in. And the thoughts of them in the same bed, doing the same things make me feel queasy. Hotel = ruined

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 02:49PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with Jean Butler in my book:)

That book has a few suspicious stains at this stage though, hasn't it??

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 02:49PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Welcome to my life.

Jim - this aul one comes in as a walk in...

I'd say you handled that just fine, Lexmeister. :cool:

Boom_Bap · 20-02-2015 02:50PM

jimgoose wrote: »

That book has a few suspicious stains at this stage though, hasn't it??

Laminated pages FTW

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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