Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Frigga_92 · 14-02-2015 09:12PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.

THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

I hate hate HATE those people. They usually start off mildly irritating, maybe even a little bit amusing but then they just keep pushing and pushing and pushing and you end up hating them with every fibre of your being.

tomwaterford · 14-02-2015 10:21PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Impromptu session with the lads last night so feeling a bit rusty this morning.
Mrs. Bap got up with the kids and kept them over in the west wing of casa del Bap to keep the noise level down so I can get some rest. As soon as I get up Mrs. Bap turns on the hoovers to finish cleaning up then takes the kids out to their activities, then on to the grannies afterwards.
So a day of peace for me. Lay down on the couch, cup of coffee, bowl of coco pops (large) and throw on Better Call Saul......that's when it all turns bad.
Every fooking child in the neighbourhood is knocking in looking for my kids to go out. I'm up and down off the couch like a yoyo telling kids to do one.
Little bast*rds ruining my day. Ended up leaving the house to go for a run to get away from the little gits.

More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.

THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

why tell him/her to fcuk off if their annoying you??? espially after the third time

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 11:29PM

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

Flutterby80 · 15-02-2015 12:04AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

Whatever you do do not run on the stairs, oh the pain!

Arbiter of Good Taste · 15-02-2015 12:12AM

Posters who title their threads - whatever the forum, it doesn't matter - with such specific titles such as "advice needed" "help" "what should I do?".

Why do I have to click into your stupid thread to did out what it's about?

Menas · 15-02-2015 12:32AM

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

Posters who title their threads - whatever the forum, it doesn't matter - with such specific titles such as "advice needed" "help" "what should I do?".

Why do I have to click into your stupid thread to did out what it's about?

And most of those posters seem unable to think for themselves. The advice needed is usually trivial.....and tribally annoying.

efb · 15-02-2015 12:34AM

People saying Pat Carey's coming out doesn't matter. It matters a lot!

jimgoose · 15-02-2015 01:07AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

You're supposed to wear the hoodie on your head, I think...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 01:10AM

jimgoose wrote: »

You're supposed to wear the hoodie on your head, I think...

I'm delicate!

jimgoose · 15-02-2015 01:20AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm delicate!

Hint: if your superstructure lifts with your head, the hoodie-top is too small!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 01:23AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hint: if your superstructure lifts with your head, the hoodie-top is too small!

:eek: I'm not fat!! I'm fluffy!! It's the OHs hoodie so it def fits but it was just uncomfortable around my boobs. If he comes home drunk and starts mauling me I'll chop his hands off :mad:

jimgoose · 15-02-2015 01:32AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

:eek: I'm not fat!! I'm fluffy!! It's the OHs hoodie so it def fits but it was just uncomfortable around my boobs. If he comes home drunk and starts mauling me I'll chop his hands off :mad:

Hmm. Boob issues, hypersensitivity - if I were him I'd make straight for the couch!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 01:34AM

See the difference between you and the luckiest Man in Ireland is you're wise and he's a glutton for punishment!

jimgoose · 15-02-2015 01:36AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

See the difference between you and the luckiest Man in Ireland is you're wise and he's a glutton for punishment!

I just have a few more laps done. The oul' tyres are fair ragged, though!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 01:38AM

Did mrs goose buy you lots of spanners for Valentine's Day???

jimgoose · 15-02-2015 01:39AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Did mrs goose buy you lots of spanners for Valentine's Day???

Hell no, I'd never let a chick choose a spanner.

Schwiiing · 15-02-2015 01:59AM

efb wrote: »

People saying Pat Carey's coming out doesn't matter. It matters a lot!

No it doesn't.

KatW4 · 15-02-2015 07:42AM

This phone app keeps unfoÄºlowing this thread

MsBubbles · 15-02-2015 10:09AM

Ta at lack of sleep

stupid tablets

Menas · 15-02-2015 10:20AM

TA that I am full of the joys of spring and have nothing to contribute here this morning!

Rosie Rant · 15-02-2015 12:46PM

I have Carl Poppa in my head (Walking Dead lip-reading song on youtube).
It won't leave.

La jiggy jar jar doo!

SusieBlue · 15-02-2015 01:48PM

So my uncle recently developed an interest in fixing electronics as a hobby. Over the last few months, various electronics in my immediate family have broken, for example, the screen on my brothers phone cracked, and my mum dropped her tablet. He was able to fix both very easily, so no problems there.

I was at work yesterday and my uncle called. My mother got a bit too enthusiastic about my uncles fixing abilities, and went upstairs and retrieved two semi broken laptops from under my bed in my room to give to him to fix.

There was nothing wrong with one, apart from a crack in the screen. The other had a drink spilled on it, and the keypad stopped working. Both were minor issues but I had been due upgrades anyway so I just bought a new one and stopped using them.

All great, except I shared both of these laptops with my ex boyfriend and I know for a fact that he used to watch a lot of porn on them.

We also made an ehhh...intimate video... on one of them that was obviously deleted shortly after but after some googling I've learned that anyone with a bit of know how can easily retrieve deleted stuff off the hard drive.

So my uncle merrily went home yesterday, excited to fix my laptops that are both complete with a history full of porn videos and potentially a sex tape.

F*CK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15-02-2015 01:58PM

People who think Will Ferrell lip-syncing Beyoncé is hilarious.

I used to really like him but feel his funny days passed quite a long time ago

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 15-02-2015 02:28PM

I know the feeling. Everything hunky dory for the past few days. Not being able to moan about anything. It really goes against the grain.
Only TA is fighting the urge to post on the Happy thread..oh the shame if it comes to that!

Rosie Rant · 15-02-2015 02:48PM

My stupid fcucking phone!! Almost every time I'm looking at boards it just decides to quit out of the internet by itself. Why?!

The Diabolical Monocle · 15-02-2015 03:53PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

My stupid fcucking phone!! Almost every time I'm looking at boards it just decides to quit out of the internet by itself. Why?!

me 2.

fussyonion · 15-02-2015 03:57PM

People posting photos of their Valentine's gifts on Facebook.

I've seen several photos of flowers, Milk Tray (hardly original) and bottles of champagne with the captions and hashtags: "#Valentines #Spoiled #Bliss #Love #Sowhat #Classy".

Get the fcuk.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 04:12PM

Flat out cleaning all day. Hoovered, swept, hoovered again, washed walls, skirting boards and floor. Just finished polishing. Sat down. Dog vomitted on the floor. I could cry.

Menas · 15-02-2015 04:14PM

fussyonion wrote: »

People posting photos of their Valentine's gifts on Facebook.

I've seen several photos of flowers, Milk Tray (hardly original) and bottles of champagne with the captions and hashtags: "#Valentines #Spoiled #Bliss #Love #Sowhat #Classy".

Get the fcuk.

I am with you on that one. My own Mrs, not an avid FB user, posted a pic of the treat I gave her on friday night. The usual suspects dive in to 'like'....eyes roll.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-02-2015 04:18PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I am with you on that one. My own Mrs, not an avid FB user, posted a pic of the treat I gave her on friday night. The usual suspects dive in to 'like'....eyes roll.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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