Boom_Bap wrote: » More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that. In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times. THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.
Boom_Bap wrote: » Impromptu session with the lads last night so feeling a bit rusty this morning. Mrs. Bap got up with the kids and kept them over in the west wing of casa del Bap to keep the noise level down so I can get some rest. As soon as I get up Mrs. Bap turns on the hoovers to finish cleaning up then takes the kids out to their activities, then on to the grannies afterwards. So a day of peace for me. Lay down on the couch, cup of coffee, bowl of coco pops (large) and throw on Better Call Saul......that's when it all turns bad. Every fooking child in the neighbourhood is knocking in looking for my kids to go out. I'm up and down off the couch like a yoyo telling kids to do one. Little bast*rds ruining my day. Ended up leaving the house to go for a run to get away from the little gits. More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that. In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times. THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.
LexieOnRale wrote: » Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them
Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: » Posters who title their threads - whatever the forum, it doesn't matter - with such specific titles such as "advice needed" "help" "what should I do?". Why do I have to click into your stupid thread to did out what it's about?
jimgoose wrote: » You're supposed to wear the hoodie on your head, I think...
LexieOnRale wrote: » I'm delicate!
jimgoose wrote: » Hint: if your superstructure lifts with your head, the hoodie-top is too small!
LexieOnRale wrote: » :eek: I'm not fat!! I'm fluffy!! It's the OHs hoodie so it def fits but it was just uncomfortable around my boobs. If he comes home drunk and starts mauling me I'll chop his hands off :mad:
LexieOnRale wrote: » See the difference between you and the luckiest Man in Ireland is you're wise and he's a glutton for punishment!
LexieOnRale wrote: » Did mrs goose buy you lots of spanners for Valentine's Day???
efb wrote: » People saying Pat Carey's coming out doesn't matter. It matters a lot!
Rosie Rant wrote: » My stupid fcucking phone!! Almost every time I'm looking at boards it just decides to quit out of the internet by itself. Why?!
fussyonion wrote: » People posting photos of their Valentine's gifts on Facebook. I've seen several photos of flowers, Milk Tray (hardly original) and bottles of champagne with the captions and hashtags: "#Valentines #Spoiled #Bliss #Love #Sowhat #Classy". Get the fcuk.
Trigger Happy wrote: » I am with you on that one. My own Mrs, not an avid FB user, posted a pic of the treat I gave her on friday night. The usual suspects dive in to 'like'....eyes roll.