Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

MsBubbles · 13-02-2015 08:30PM

Perfect Friday night wine, tv me and the cat. Ta hubby is working and isn't here

KatW4 · 13-02-2015 09:01PM

Watching the same bloody episode of Gold Rush again!

Also TA'd that my 100 post count is now going to be at 101. I dislike odd numbers!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 13-02-2015 09:01PM

The dummy behind me listening to big girls don't cry on loop, ****sake. She doesn't turn it on to something else in a minute then that big girl will be crying

SHE STARTED IT AGAIN

MsBubbles · 13-02-2015 10:17PM

Has she shut the f up yet Lexie ?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 13-02-2015 10:37PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Has she shut the f up yet Lexie ?

No she didn't kept blaring **** music.

TA going to tesco after work for something for dinner considering I got no lunch, got chicken, came home and can't be arsed to cook

jamesbere · 13-02-2015 11:27PM

When the volume on the ads is louder then the movie your watching

KatW4 · 14-02-2015 12:43AM

Went to drop something into my bf's aunt and would only take "5 minutes". Two hours later and I was giving him daggers to make him leave but it took him another 45 minutes to get the hint.

I like his aunt but I had plans!

Jester252 · 14-02-2015 01:40AM

I hate it when someone asks you "is it okay to ask you to do something."

One: They are going to ask you regardless of your answer, just with an attitude if you say no

Two: They take forever to tell you what they want you to do

Three: It is always some simple job that takes less time to do than them asking you to do it.

ratmouse · 14-02-2015 04:10AM

TA, the way the smell of dinner or whatever food you are cooking sticks to your clothes and hair despite good ventilation in my kitchen.

Menas · 14-02-2015 08:43AM

ratmouse wrote: »

TA, the way the smell of dinner or whatever food you are cooking sticks to your clothes and hair despite good ventilation in my kitchen.

Pro-tip. Shave the head and cook naked.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 10:44AM

Some middle aged man a few sandwiches short of a picnic trying to chat me up on the train.

Menas · 14-02-2015 10:50AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Some middle aged man a few sandwiches short of a picnic trying to chat me up on the train.

I am not middle aged!

Oh....em...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 10:53AM

If it's you trigger, you need a little more "famine" and a little less "fried"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 11:35AM

On the luas, this fat little **** gets on with his da and starts whinging about standing. He looks about 7 maybe. The lady in the front seat stood up and let him sit down. She's old enough too. What the actual ****? And the father is one of those parents who talks to the child but for the benefit of all those surrounding him. God I hate people

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 11:36AM

And would that father ever give that child a tissue and let him blow his nose? Instead of having him rummaging with his index finger, ****ing barbaric that's what uses public transport

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 11:37AM

Now he's sucking on his finger that was up his nose

Frigga_92 · 14-02-2015 01:25PM

Oh god Lexie, sick!

My TA is people that unfollow you on facebook, who you then delete and then they get the hump

At least I wasn't been two faced about it.

eisenberg1 · 14-02-2015 01:58PM

Fcuk "Fifty Shades of Grey", enough already.

And Maeve Higgins, about as funny as dose of the clap.

everdead.ie · 14-02-2015 01:59PM

Teatowels that just push liquid around

Frigga_92 · 14-02-2015 02:58PM

People giving out about Valentine's Day. If you want to celebrate it, celebrate it, if you don't want to celebrate it, don't. Every fúcking year the same muppets moaning about it, just STFU.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 03:36PM

I went especially to get cupcakes and procecco for the girls for valentines, and the one girl, miss misery, starts up again about how many sins are in the cupcake. I joking-but-not-really said "I'll have yours then" and then she ate it

Why **** on top of happy things? You don't want it, that's ok, don't make everyone else think about how bad it is. Don't act like having a cupcake is living life on the edge.

bonzodog2 · 14-02-2015 03:42PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I went especially to get cupcakes and procecco for the girls for valentines, and the one girl, miss misery, starts up again about how many sins are in the cupcake. I joking-but-not-really said "I'll have yours then" and then she ate it

Why **** on top of happy things? You don't want it, that's ok, don't make everyone else think about how bad it is. Don't act like having a cupcake is living life on the edge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJ_PwpoIvs

How's the pig Lexie?

Menas · 14-02-2015 04:46PM

TA that I decided to take the 4 year old to the park this morning, but did not make much of an effort with my appearance, no shower, shoddy clothes etc.
Met a boss I had 20 years ago, a neighbor, a fella I work with and one of the Yummy Mummys. They must all think I am a right scummer.

Badly Drunk Boy · 14-02-2015 04:55PM

I work in a very quiet, isolated office-type area, just me and a female colleague. There's a lad who works with in the company who comes in daily. He's usually on the phone and talks so loudly that myself and my colleague can't hear each other, even though we're sitting right beside each other. It's head-wrecking!! We've given hints like saying "HELLO!!!" when he comes in but even if we told him straight out, I know it wouldn't do any good.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-02-2015 05:09PM

Going into a restaurant on my own for lunch during my break. No big deal, I do it a lot. I go to pubs alone too. I'm an adult, don't need someone to hold my hand.
So. I go in. Table for 1 please. Next thing one of the guys working there comes over and hands me a magazine and whispers that just so I won't get bored. Then I notice two people sitting over me were staring right at me, like the guy had literally turned on his seat to stare.

I'm raging I didn't have my big rock of an engagement ring to flash at them. Him the cheap bastard bringing her out for a 14.95 lunch, sitting there judging me.

Also - strangers touching me. I hate it

Boom_Bap · 14-02-2015 05:35PM

Impromptu session with the lads last night so feeling a bit rusty this morning.
Mrs. Bap got up with the kids and kept them over in the west wing of casa del Bap to keep the noise level down so I can get some rest. As soon as I get up Mrs. Bap turns on the hoovers to finish cleaning up then takes the kids out to their activities, then on to the grannies afterwards.
So a day of peace for me. Lay down on the couch, cup of coffee, bowl of coco pops (large) and throw on Better Call Saul......that's when it all turns bad.
Every fooking child in the neighbourhood is knocking in looking for my kids to go out. I'm up and down off the couch like a yoyo telling kids to do one.
Little bast*rds ruining my day. Ended up leaving the house to go for a run to get away from the little gits.

More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.

THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

Rubberlegs · 14-02-2015 07:49PM

The toppings on Goodfellas pizzas have gotten very mean:(

Boom_Bap · 14-02-2015 08:29PM

73Cat wrote: »

The toppings on Goodfellas pizzas have gotten very mean:(

Chicago Town will change your life in terms of frozen pizza.

Hugo Stiglitz · 14-02-2015 08:34PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Chicago Town will change your life in terms of frozen pizza.

Or those "fresh" Milanos pizzas that Tesco sell. Not too bad for €2.70

Rubberlegs · 14-02-2015 09:01PM

Thanks will give those a try, it's not funny how sparse the toppings are these days.

Another pizza TA, I seem to remember years ago, around 1995, Goodfellas did a pizza that had peach as topping, and it was amazing. Yet no one else seems to remember it, and can't find any evidence of it online. Now I'm starting to think I may have dreamt it up.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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