Quickest way to lose 7lbs...

SPM1959 · 11-02-2015 05:20PM #1

Probably best in the health and fitness forums but I might get a lecture there! AH is the busiest forum too so will attract more interest.

Need to lose at least 7lbs ASAP. What is the quickest way to do this?

Looking forward to serious and AH responses

El Guapo! · 11-02-2015 05:23PM

Cut off a leg

Menas · 11-02-2015 05:23PM

Stop eating like a piggy?

Insect Overlord · 11-02-2015 05:24PM

Diuretics and an exercise bike.

LizT · 11-02-2015 05:25PM

Have a baby. My friend lost 7 pounds 6 oz when she did that.

the phantom worker · 11-02-2015 05:26PM

An File wrote: »

Diuretics and an exercise bike.

I hope that excercise bike has a mudguard

CarpeDiem85 · 11-02-2015 05:26PM

Walk walk walk and keep walking.

11-02-2015 05:27PM

What's that in new money?

El Guapo! · 11-02-2015 05:27PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What's that in new money?

Bout tree fiddy

Jesus Wept · 11-02-2015 05:27PM

Something to make you **** and piss yourself, and a lot of exercise while wearing tin foil and aran jumpers. And enjoy yourself.

IvaBigWun · 11-02-2015 05:30PM

Tbh

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/895/832/80b.jpg

It BeeMee · 11-02-2015 05:30PM

Dissect a testicle.

That's half a stone, right?

Dinging · 11-02-2015 05:31PM

17 day diet.

runawaybishop · 11-02-2015 05:32PM

SPM1959 wrote: »

Probably best in the health and fitness forums but I might get a lecture there! AH is the busiest forum too so will attract more interest.

Need to lose at least 7lbs ASAP. What is the quickest way to do this?

Looking forward to serious and AH responses

Eat raw chicken.

Or eat less and move more.

Duggy747 · 11-02-2015 05:33PM

Have a good poo.

It's a light snack and the taste will help you lose your appetite!

Boom_Bap · 11-02-2015 05:34PM

Eat 4 quarter pounder burgers.
Wash down with some blended butter with a dash of hot sauce.
Lick toilet bowl in a public bathroom.
Eat 4 (not 3) raw eggs, including the shell.
Eat 1 raw chicken breast.
Wash down with milk that has gone past it's expiry by 7 days and is fairly lumpy.

You'll easily shed 8lbs with all the sh*tting and puking.

Maximus Alexander · 11-02-2015 05:34PM

Go outside and run about 290km at an easy pace.

humanji · 11-02-2015 05:34PM

Amoebic dysentery.

Links234 · 11-02-2015 05:37PM

Walk. Add a 20 minute walk every evening to your schedule, and you'll be surprised what a bit of a stroll can do

Nonoperational · 11-02-2015 05:38PM

An File wrote: »

Diuretics and an exercise bike.

the phantom worker wrote: »

I hope that excercise bike has a mudguard

Diuretics ≠ laxatives

Pumpkinseeds · 11-02-2015 05:39PM

High protein low carb diet. But be prepared to feel like death for about 3 days.

the phantom worker · 11-02-2015 05:40PM

Nonoperational wrote: »

Diuretics ≠ laxatives

whether it's pee or poo, i'd rather not be covered in it....

Thank you though, genuinely learned something new today!

Doyler92 · 11-02-2015 05:40PM

I was never a fan of diets until this came along. Believe it or not with this exact diet the more you eat the more weight you lose. It was designed for cancer patients going under the knife. Two family members have utilised it with great success.

http://www.body-expressions.com/newsletters/newsletter/2565078/84410.htm

Gummy Panda · 11-02-2015 05:42PM

EbolAids

Nothing loses weight as fast EbolAids

MistyCheese · 11-02-2015 05:54PM

I'm getting some mad ads now thanks to this thread.

Fuzzytrooper · 11-02-2015 06:02PM

1. Find the section of weight you wish to loose.
2. Attach padlock to said section.
3. Wait approximately 5 minutes for weight to be stolen by randomer.

Result: Weight will have suddenly disappeared. Will cost you one padlock.