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Quickest way to lose 7lbs...

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  • 11-02-2015 5:20pm
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    SPM1959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭


    Probably best in the health and fitness forums but I might get a lecture there! AH is the busiest forum too so will attract more interest.

    Need to lose at least 7lbs ASAP. What is the quickest way to do this?

    Looking forward to serious and AH responses :)


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    #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Cut off a leg


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    #3
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Stop eating like a piggy?


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    #4
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Diuretics and an exercise bike.


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    #5
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Have a baby. My friend lost 7 pounds 6 oz when she did that.


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    #6
    the phantom worker
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭the phantom worker


    An File wrote: »
    Diuretics and an exercise bike.

    I hope that excercise bike has a mudguard


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    CarpeDiem85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 774 ✭✭✭CarpeDiem85


    Walk walk walk and keep walking.


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    #8
    [Deleted User]
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    What's that in new money?


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    #9
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    What's that in new money?

    Bout tree fiddy


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Something to make you **** and piss yourself, and a lot of exercise while wearing tin foil and aran jumpers. And enjoy yourself.


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    #11
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Tbh

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/895/832/80b.jpg


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    #12
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    Dissect a testicle.


    That's half a stone, right?


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    #13
    Dinging
    Registered Users Posts: 264 ✭✭Dinging


    17 day diet.


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    #14
    runawaybishop
    Registered Users Posts: 9,500 ✭✭✭runawaybishop


    SPM1959 wrote: »
    Probably best in the health and fitness forums but I might get a lecture there! AH is the busiest forum too so will attract more interest.

    Need to lose at least 7lbs ASAP. What is the quickest way to do this?

    Looking forward to serious and AH responses :)

    Eat raw chicken.

    Or eat less and move more.


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Have a good poo.
















    It's a light snack and the taste will help you lose your appetite!


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Eat 4 quarter pounder burgers.
    Wash down with some blended butter with a dash of hot sauce.
    Lick toilet bowl in a public bathroom.
    Eat 4 (not 3) raw eggs, including the shell.
    Eat 1 raw chicken breast.
    Wash down with milk that has gone past it's expiry by 7 days and is fairly lumpy.

    You'll easily shed 8lbs with all the sh*tting and puking.


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    #17
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Go outside and run about 290km at an easy pace.


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    #18
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Amoebic dysentery.


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    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Walk. Add a 20 minute walk every evening to your schedule, and you'll be surprised what a bit of a stroll can do ;)


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    #20
    Nonoperational
    Registered Users Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭Nonoperational


    An File wrote: »
    Diuretics and an exercise bike.


    the phantom worker wrote: »
    I hope that excercise bike has a mudguard

    Diuretics ≠ laxatives


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    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    High protein low carb diet. But be prepared to feel like death for about 3 days.


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    the phantom worker
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭the phantom worker


    Nonoperational wrote: »
    Diuretics ≠ laxatives

    whether it's pee or poo, i'd rather not be covered in it....

    Thank you though, genuinely learned something new today!


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    #23
    Doyler92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I was never a fan of diets until this came along. Believe it or not with this exact diet the more you eat the more weight you lose. It was designed for cancer patients going under the knife. Two family members have utilised it with great success.

    http://www.body-expressions.com/newsletters/newsletter/2565078/84410.htm


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    #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    EbolAids

    Nothing loses weight as fast EbolAids


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    #25
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    I'm getting some mad ads now thanks to this thread.


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    #26
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    1. Find the section of weight you wish to loose.
    2. Attach padlock to said section.
    3. Wait approximately 5 minutes for weight to be stolen by randomer.

    Result: Weight will have suddenly disappeared. Will cost you one padlock.


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    #27
    floppy boot stomp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5 ✭floppy boot stomp


    Put the 7 of them in a bag. Throw them over the wall of the local lbs rescue.
    Lbs is code for puppy's yeah?


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    #28
    Whosthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Whosthis


    Obligatory AH solution:

    Yokes.


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    #29
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,095 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Eat as little as possible, drink loads of water, and exercise.


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    #30
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Take off your winter boots, clothes, and shave your body hair. If you are still short on your goal, have a castor oil enema.


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    #31
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Gum for breakfast, dinner and tea. Just slice one stick in three.


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