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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jim Hugo I thought everyone knew it was called Mickey Money Day must be a Dublin thing.
    Dey were all in de tescos gerring de nappies for der lirrle princesses like Shaquesha and der lirrle princes Mayson


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Jim Hugo I thought everyone knew it was called Mickey Money Day

    Oh I did, it's still funny after all these years! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    :( is it an option for you at the min?


    I'm not sure. I had a pregnancy scare and then was so worried I would be pregnant and then disappointed when I took a test and realised I wasn't. I've a year to go to graduate so in short....no. But biologically....I'm 31....and who says no to mother nature???? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'm not sure. I had a pregnancy scare and then was so worried I would be pregnant and then disappointed when I took a test and realised I wasn't. I've a year to go to graduate so in short....no. But biologically....I'm 31....and who says no to mother nature???? :(

    I do. I look the insufferable, intemperate termagant square in the monocle and tell her to go piss up a downpipe. She then goes stomping off to her room bawling "I 'ate you, 'Enry 'Iggins!!"

    More seriously, at 31 I wouldn't panic just yet if I were you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I do. I look the insufferable, intemperate termagant square in the monocle and tell her to go piss up a downpipe. She then goes stomping off to her room bawling "I 'ate you, 'Enry 'Iggins!!"

    More seriously, at 31 I wouldn't panic just yet if I were you.

    Really? You know at 35 they call it a "geriatric pregnancy"? :(

    I set 35 as my cut off btw. I can do whatever(and whoever) I want in between here and then..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Really? You know at 35 they call it a "geriatric pregnancy"? :(

    I set 35 as my cut off btw. I can do whatever(and whoever) I want in between here and then..

    Well, I'm no Eggologist but that leaves four years, dunnit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jim Eggologist *snort*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    it sucks kid, sorry. I am the least maternal person ever, so can't even comphrend that feeling. If you're a year off graduating though, that's not so bad. You wouldn't feel that passing and then at least there's nothing in your way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I want a baby. Every time I see someone with a baby I want to cry. What the actual f.uck is wrong with me??? I nearly feel like....I have a baby already...and can't find it or something. My mum was 1 month pregnant with me when she was my age, bless her. Does that have anything to do with it?? :(

    STOP

    It's just hormones trying to trick you. It will pass. Mr Pumpkinseeds and I used to have a monthly high 5 to celebrate another succesful month of pregnancy avoidance:D Now I'm 42 and have early menopause which is a relief to be past all the risk of getting pregnant but a bit depressing since it's menopause.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    it sucks kid, sorry. I am the least maternal person ever, so can't even comphrend that feeling. If you're a year off graduating though, that's not so bad. You wouldn't feel that passing and then at least there's nothing in your way.


    mmmmm but then I've to work a year for free :(


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    STOP

    It's just hormones trying to trick you. It will pass. Mr Pumpkinseeds and I used to have a monthly high 5 to celebrate another succesful month of pregnancy avoidance:D Now I'm 42 and have early menopause which is a relief to be past all the risk of getting pregnant but a bit depressing since it's menopause.

    I'm still in that phase, every month when the rage comes I'm delighted.
    Herself though is longing to get more of my seed inside her to perculate with her eggs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    mmmmm but then I've to work a year for free :(

    But if you waited until you graduate, you'd be pregnant for 9 months of working for free. I don't think there's ever a right time to get pregnant. Like literally, it always seems like the worst time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    STOP

    It's just hormones trying to trick you. It will pass. Mr Pumpkinseeds and I used to have a monthly high 5 to celebrate another succesful month of pregnancy avoidance:D Now I'm 42 and have early menopause which is a relief to be past all the risk of getting pregnant but a bit depressing since it's menopause.

    Just to say you can still get pregnant during this phase. Actually, there have been studies that suggest women are MORE fertile during this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    My son (the youngest) telling his two sisters to hurry up and produce, cos he would like a child in the house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Smidge wrote: »
    Just to say you can still get pregnant during this phase. Actually, there have been studies that suggest women are MORE fertile during this stage.

    I've got a clever little hrt/contraceptive pill, just to be on the safe side. Fcuk Mother Nature, I'm not gonna risk turning my back on that bitch for a second.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Having heartburn that won't go away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Having heartburn that won't go away.


    Know that feeling. Sparkling water is good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Know that feeling. Sparkling water is good.

    One of the best cleaning products around, it will take snot off suede and diesel out of a carpet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The luckiest Man would want to up his game. Two more messages from sugar daddy website. One worth 800k and one 1.2 million guy. TA I had to lie about my age though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I love my OH....but I am not gay......

    Oh God....

    What do I do?

    Break her heart or mine? Whoever was faced with such a choice?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭Zanablue


    The luckiest Man would want to up his game. Two more messages from sugar daddy website. One worth 800k and one 1.2 million guy. TA I had to lie about my age though.


    Im trivially annoyed that I am not young enough to go on the sugar daddy website. What age did you say you were?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Zanablue wrote: »
    Im trivially annoyed that I am not young enough to go on the sugar daddy website. What age did you say you were?

    I said I was born in 1990. I was really born in 1988. The horror.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭Zanablue


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I love my OH....but I am not gay......

    Oh God....

    What do I do?

    Break her heart or mine? Whoever was faced with such a choice?

    If you feel that way about having a baby go for it because the perfect time to have a baby never comes. Could you and your partner work something out that you could stay together and still have a baby?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Forever is a long time to settle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    The luckiest Man would want to up his game. Two more messages from sugar daddy website. One worth 800k and one 1.2 million guy. TA I had to lie about my age though.

    What are the amounts for/mean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Zanablue wrote: »
    If you feel that way about having a baby go for it because the perfect time to have a baby never comes. Could you and your partner work something out that you could stay together and still have a baby?

    I told her at the weekend when we were out (nice meal, good few drinks, relaxed etc) that I wanted a baby (not straight away but definitely wanted one in the future) and her response was, "good luck with that" :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Smidge wrote: »
    What are the amounts for/mean?

    It's a gold digging website. They have to put up what they're worth and how muvh they earn p.a, as well as how much they're willing to spend on you a month!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I told her at the weekend when we were out (nice meal, good few drinks, relaxed etc) that I wanted a baby (not straight away but definitely wanted one in the future) and her response was, "good luck with that" :(


    To hell with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    To hell with that.



    :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭dori_dormer


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I told her at the weekend when we were out (nice meal, good few drinks, relaxed etc) that I wanted a baby (not straight away but definitely wanted one in the future) and her response was, "good luck with that" :(

    You two should borrow my baby for a bit. He hates me but has this magical ability of making people fall in love with him.

    He made my 42 year old friend question whether she and her hubby should have a baby. And she has a medical condition whereby she would most likely die a few years after having a child.

    She Skype calls me once a week just to see him. Not me btw just him.

    He'd convert your OH in no time!


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