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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #5372
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    TA this thread has turned into a man cave with all the IT stuff Talk of sheds and now more mickey and riding talk ;)


  • #5373
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    TA this thread has turned into a man cave with all the IT stuff Talk of sheds and now more mickey and riding talk ;)

    Well the bang a' baby-hormones off it yesterday would turn you upside-down, some Man-Stuff is overdue!! :pac:


  • #5374
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Ya mad! I wouldn't go near it it'd suck me in.


    I think the days of suction are gone for her...


  • #5375
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I think the days of suction are gone for her...

    Yeah I bet giving births a doddle for her now, one sneeze and out it pops.


  • #5376
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Yeah I bet giving births a doddle for her now, one sneeze and out it pops.

    She's definitely an advertisement for getting knocked up. It mustn't be that bad giving birth if she keeps doing it :P


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  • #5377
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    She's definitely an advertisement for getting knocked up. It mustn't be that bad giving birth if she keeps doing it :P

    I suppose it starts to get easier after six or seven. Grand stretch in the evenings, you might say! :pac:


  • #5378
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Ugh Id rather stitch myself together tbh


  • #5379
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I suppose it starts to get easier after six or seven. Grand stretch in the evenings, you might say! :pac:


    :eek:


  • #5380
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    19 kids? Seriously?? Would someone tell that woman that it's a vagina she has, not a clown car.

    19 kids....and counting. The dozy mare still hopes to have more. Apparently God decides the size of their family ;)


  • #5381
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jim snort *grand stretch in the evenings*


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  • #5382
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    73Cat wrote: »
    19 kids....and counting. The dozy mare still hopes to have more. Apparently God decides the size of their family ;)


    Who's paying for all these?


  • #5383
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie TLC by the looks of it ;)


  • #5384
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    This thread is a great contraceptive. Green poo, eye snots and a hoohah like a busted sofa.


  • #5385
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Who's paying for all these?

    I'd say they are raking it in from the TV show anyway. There is a couple of spin offs from it too. And every last kids name begins with J. Even Jinger, pronounced Ginger. Ugghhhh!


  • #5386
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    ONW pay attention


  • #5387
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    ...and a hoohah like a busted sofa.

    <Goose falls off chair and spills coffee everywhere> Ahhhh Jaysis... :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #5388
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    This thread is a great contraceptive. Green poo, eye snots and a hoohah like a busted sofa.


    But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek :) Where's the baby love??? :confused::D


  • #5389
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek :) Where's the baby love??? :confused::D

    Snuggling into as they vomit down your back, and poo up their own.


  • #5390
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    ...the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek...

    That's the first half. The second half is more like something out of Ridley Scott's Alien! :pac:


  • #5391
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek :) Where's the baby love??? :confused::D

    Thats the spirit. Dont be listening to auld grumpy chops and her anti child ravings!


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  • #5392
    whiskeyman
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek :) Where's the baby love??? :confused::D


    Oh, there's lots of baby love... as long as their not yours and you get to hand them back before all the weird sh*t starts happening... sleepless nights... green plop etc...


  • #5393
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Snuggling into as they vomit down your back, and poo up their own.

    Ah, not all the time though :)


  • #5394
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Ah, not all the time though :)

    No, surely. Sometimes they'll manage to vomit up their own backs, and pipeshoot like a duck with the scour down yours. :D


  • #5395
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Oh, there's lots of baby love... as long as their not yours and you get to hand them back before all the weird sh*t starts happening... sleepless nights... green plop etc...


    :)


  • #5396
    OldNotWIse
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    aw :):):)

    Where's the nearest man? lol


  • #5397
    MsBubbles
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    ONW don't forget the snotiscles


  • #5398
    eisenberg1
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Ah, not all the time though :)

    I was never a great one for changing nappies, a typical conversations was like,
    Mrs E "Can you not smell that"
    Me "No, I checked a minute and ago and he/she was fine"
    Mrs E " fcuken liar"

    But I would bath the kids for Ireland, loved doing it, all that baby bubbles etc............

    I might a chat this evening, maybe we will go again:D

    Oh yeah, I forgot, I am firing blanks now.


  • #5399
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Scuse me! This is the love of my life!
    <---
    She loves me so much she shares her dodo with me. Seriously! Anytime I'm with her, she gives me a dodo and one for herself. Of course, she likes to swap them too, take mine and give me hers, but I'm down with that. Not even her poo is disgusting.

    We all know that the first sign of the kid getting the trots you would be outta there faster then snot exiting a babys tear duct.

    Nice baby though.


  • #5400
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek :) Where's the baby love??? :confused::D

    The nights where you put the baby down, it drifts off to sleep from your beautiful lullaby. You sneak across the floor avoiding every single creak and sqeak like a ninja. You lie down in your bed without a peep out of your bed, your blankets unfurl onto you with a bearly audible wooosh. Close your eyes, sleep is coming.







    Thunderous arse explosion from the baby's cot. You immediately know this is one of them poops that you will need to shower after changing.


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  • #5401
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    ...Thunderous arse explosion from the baby's cot. You immediately know this is one of them poops that you will need to shower after changing.

    Ah yes, the "Krakatoa"! :pac:


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