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Women troubles

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  • #32
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Hmmm... Not sure if troll or just really, really creepy.

    You should break up with her immediately OP.



    For her sake. Women that date men who obsess about what they're wearing if they have the temerity to leave the house without them often end up fleeing to women's shelters.


  • #33
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    D+

    Must try harder.


  • #34
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    No one goes out on a Monday night and especially not wearing lipstick.

    I'm Afraid it's over OP, it's not you, it's her, she's a slag and you deserve better.
    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Lipstick selfies on a Monday night?

    The slag....I heard she was having it off with Georgie Burges in the car park man, best break it off....sure everybody will know it's Georgy...Porgies...
    anncoates wrote: »
    D+

    Must try harder.

    Is that mark for the 2 that don't know the days of the week? :D


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If she's wearing lipstick on a night out she's probably heading off to a rainbow party.


  • #36
    cloudatlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    What colour eye shadow!!!????? Green = Sinn Fein, Red= Labour, Blue= Fianna Gael...


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  • #37
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

    The harlot.

    Dat Ankle


  • #38
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    This reminds me of the Kenny Rodgers song Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town.

    "You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair
    Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere
    The shadow on the wall tells me the sun is going down
    Oh ruby......don't take your love to town"

    I'm always singing it to my husband before I go on a night out. Joking of course :)


  • #39
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Sounds like this isn't the first time alarm bells have gone of in your head. The simple solution is to head her off at the pass. Go shag her sister, best mate of even her mother so when she breaks down and admits she's been taking the Harry hickey behind your back you can shoot her down with your revelation.


  • #40
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Dont you just love the jealous type?


  • #41
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Dat Ankle

    How do those guys survive without tit porn?


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  • #42
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

    The harlot.

    Why did she have "cankles"? :)


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