Women troubles

KizzmeKieran

Iam going with this girl for awhile and shes going out tonight and she sent me a picture of herself with lipstick on is this a warning sign that I could be wrong about her loyalty or do women always put loads of lipstick on without wanting male attention,iam actually frightened because she never ever puts lipstick on for me.Please help

JaseBelleVie

Do as your username says and just kiss her.

Or "kizz" her, if that's what the kids are saying nowadays.

Duggy747

I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

The harlot.

bjork

I won't worry about a bit of lipstick, chap stick on the other hand would be a different story.....

Wabbit Ears

or a pint sized bottle of anal lube in the purse.

Chucken

Where's she off to at this hour of the night?

And in the middle of the week too!!!

You're right to be worried.

corkchick88

are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....

Gmol

Can you burn her house down , just to be sure like.

eviltwin

Once it's not red lipstick you're grand, but if it's red, well,

tomwaterford

Chucken wrote: »

Where's she off to at this hour of the night?

And in the middle of the week too!!!

You're right to be worried.

to visit me;)





*joke obv

Corvo

I'd purchase a sturdy shovel and a bag of lime, just in case.

jimgoose

Kill her, Norman. Kill the slut.

SadieSue

hahaha lipstick is a gateway beauty product! Next she'll be doing chapstick and then she won't be able to afford it.. it'll be vaseline.

Chucken

Woah! Hold on!

Maybe that's all she's wearing :eek:

Deranged96

AS long as you don't notice crimson blotches on your brother's jocks...

maameeo

corkchick88 wrote: »

are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....

:eek: hussy!

Donald73

Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'

Chucken

donna35 wrote: »

Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'

Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!

PizzamanIRL

Only worry about it if she comes home no lipstick.

CiaranTheGreat

What colour is it?? Nothing worse than a badly organised rainbow party!

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

donna35 wrote: »

Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'

I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

Her: heading out with the girls tonight
Him: again ? What for?
Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

Chucken

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

Her: heading out with the girls tonight
Him: again ? What for?
Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

I see what you're saying. Op you have no choice now but to propose.

Larianne

Chucken wrote: »

Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!

It makes me uneasy. What has he been at the past THREE years!?

Donald73

Chucken wrote: »

Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!

This must be the first time since 2012 she went out, he's been too busy all this time to have time to come on here. Either that or he is having us on, but who would do a thing like that? x :rolleyes:

sunshine and showers

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

Her: heading out with the girls tonight
Him: again ? What for?
Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

Hahaha. That may be the greatest (and saddest) thing I've ever heard!

Donald73

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

Her: heading out with the girls tonight
Him: again ? What for?
Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

Clever man lol

Donald73

OP wait til after Friday when she goes with her buddies to see Fifty Shades of Sex...maybe pick up some handcuffsalong with the ring just in case.

Desolation Of Smug

corkchick88 wrote: »

are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....

Your honesty is admirable.

Cee-Jay-Cee

No one goes out on a Monday night and especially not wearing lipstick.

I'm Afraid it's over OP, it's not you, it's her, she's a slag and you deserve better.

Irishcrx

Lipstick selfies on a Monday night?

The slag....I heard she was having it off with Georgie Burges in the car park man, best break it off....sure everybody will know it's Georgy...Porgies...

Rosie Rant

Fcuckin 'ell! Ridiculous thread .

conorhal

Hmmm... Not sure if troll or just really, really creepy.

You should break up with her immediately OP.



For her sake. Women that date men who obsess about what they're wearing if they have the temerity to leave the house without them often end up fleeing to women's shelters.

anncoates

D+

Must try harder.

Chucken

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

No one goes out on a Monday night and especially not wearing lipstick.

I'm Afraid it's over OP, it's not you, it's her, she's a slag and you deserve better.

Irishcrx wrote: »

Lipstick selfies on a Monday night?

The slag....I heard she was having it off with Georgie Burges in the car park man, best break it off....sure everybody will know it's Georgy...Porgies...

anncoates wrote: »

D+

Must try harder.

Is that mark for the 2 that don't know the days of the week?

If she's wearing lipstick on a night out she's probably heading off to a rainbow party.

cloudatlas

What colour eye shadow!!!????? Green = Sinn Fein, Red= Labour, Blue= Fianna Gael...

Gummy Panda

Duggy747 wrote: »

I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

The harlot.

Dat Ankle

Saralee4

This reminds me of the Kenny Rodgers song Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town.

"You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair
Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere
The shadow on the wall tells me the sun is going down
Oh ruby......don't take your love to town"

I'm always singing it to my husband before I go on a night out. Joking of course

nullzero

Sounds like this isn't the first time alarm bells have gone of in your head. The simple solution is to head her off at the pass. Go shag her sister, best mate of even her mother so when she breaks down and admits she's been taking the Harry hickey behind your back you can shoot her down with your revelation.

Wacker The Attacker

Dont you just love the jealous type?

Wacker The Attacker

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Dat Ankle

How do those guys survive without tit porn?

Saralee4

Duggy747 wrote: »

I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

The harlot.

Why did she have "cankles"?