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Women troubles

  • 11-02-2015 12:02AM
    #1
    KizzmeKieran
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 9 ✭


    Iam going with this girl for awhile and shes going out tonight and she sent me a picture of herself with lipstick on is this a warning sign that I could be wrong about her loyalty or do women always put loads of lipstick on without wanting male attention,iam actually frightened because she never ever puts lipstick on for me.Please help


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  • #2
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    Do as your username says and just kiss her.

    Or "kizz" her, if that's what the kids are saying nowadays.


  • #3
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I broke it off with my GF when she started showing off her ankles.

    The harlot.


  • #4
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    I won't worry about a bit of lipstick, chap stick on the other hand would be a different story.....


  • #5
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    or a pint sized bottle of anal lube in the purse.


  • #6
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Where's she off to at this hour of the night?

    And in the middle of the week too!!!

    You're right to be worried.


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  • #7
    corkchick88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭corkchick88


    are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....


  • #8
    Gmol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    Can you burn her house down , just to be sure like.


  • #9
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Once it's not red lipstick you're grand, but if it's red, well, :(


  • #10
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Chucken wrote: »
    Where's she off to at this hour of the night?

    And in the middle of the week too!!!

    You're right to be worried.

    to visit me;)





    *joke obv


  • #11
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    I'd purchase a sturdy shovel and a bag of lime, just in case.


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  • #12
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Kill her, Norman. Kill the slut.


  • #13
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    hahaha lipstick is a gateway beauty product! Next she'll be doing chapstick and then she won't be able to afford it.. it'll be vaseline.


  • #14
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Woah! Hold on!

    Maybe that's all she's wearing :eek:


  • #15
    Deranged96
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    AS long as you don't notice crimson blotches on your brother's jocks...


  • #16
    maameeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,396 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    corkchick88 wrote: »
    are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....

    :eek: hussy!


  • #17
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'


  • #18
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    donna35 wrote: »
    Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'

    Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!


  • #19
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Only worry about it if she comes home no lipstick.


  • #20
    CiaranTheGreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭CiaranTheGreat


    What colour is it?? Nothing worse than a badly organised rainbow party!


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    donna35 wrote: »
    Maybe she sent you the pic of her all done up as a hint...like 'Hey Kieran it's Valentine's in a few days and if you don't spoil me rotten then me and my lipstick are going to find someone else who will.'

    I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

    Her: heading out with the girls tonight
    Him: again ? What for?
    Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


    Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !


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  • #22
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

    Her: heading out with the girls tonight
    Him: again ? What for?
    Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


    Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

    I see what you're saying. Op you have no choice now but to propose.


  • #23
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Chucken wrote: »
    Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!

    It makes me uneasy. What has he been at the past THREE years!?


  • #24
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    Chucken wrote: »
    Well considering the OP has taken since 2012 to post for the 1st time on Boards...she might be waiting!

    This must be the first time since 2012 she went out, he's been too busy all this time to have time to come on here. Either that or he is having us on, but who would do a thing like that? x :rolleyes:


  • #25
    sunshine and showers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭sunshine and showers


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

    Her: heading out with the girls tonight
    Him: again ? What for?
    Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


    Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

    Hahaha. That may be the greatest (and saddest) thing I've ever heard!


  • #26
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »
    I knew a bloke that was seeing a bird and she said to him one day

    Her: heading out with the girls tonight
    Him: again ? What for?
    Her (messing): to find a bloke to spend all my time with since you won't.


    Poor bollox went out and bought an engagement ring the next day !

    Clever man lol


  • #27
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    OP wait til after Friday when she goes with her buddies to see Fifty Shades of Sex...maybe pick up some handcuffsalong with the ring just in case.


  • #28
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    corkchick88 wrote: »
    are you actually serious? i wear lipstick to work... yup def a whore....

    Your honesty is admirable.


  • #29
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    No one goes out on a Monday night and especially not wearing lipstick.

    I'm Afraid it's over OP, it's not you, it's her, she's a slag and you deserve better.


  • #30
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Lipstick selfies on a Monday night?

    The slag....I heard she was having it off with Georgie Burges in the car park man, best break it off....sure everybody will know it's Georgy...Porgies...


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  • #31
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Fcuckin 'ell! Ridiculous thread :p .


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