Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Boom_Bap · 06-02-2015 08:45PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hell, I *like* you. We should have a pint at some stage!

Done. I'll bring my rape alarm just in case that *like* turns all handsy

fiachr_a wrote: »

Fat people drinking Diet Coke. As if that will make any difference?

I drink Diet Coke, I used to drink the non Diet variety bit a mate in college had to drink diet on account of being diabetic. So in an act of solidarity I started diet with him. Real coke tastes rank now. Tastes sweeter than junkies tea.

Susandublin · 06-02-2015 10:38PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Then I realise that I must look like a down-trodden hobo and they are taking sympathy on me

Just do what all good hobos do and wash your dishes in the shower. Two birds and one stone and all that.

One eyed Jack · 06-02-2015 10:48PM

Susandublin wrote: »

Just do what all good hobos do and wash your dishes in the shower. Two birds and one stone and all that.

Déjà vu?

jimgoose · 06-02-2015 11:33PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Done. I'll bring my rape alarm just in case that *like* turns all handsy ...

Ooh, you're such a tart!!

06-02-2015 11:36PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim, I thought you meant something else with all the talk of roiding and mickeys in here lately.
I love battenburg stupid coeliac disease means I can't eat cake or bread any more. The GF stuff takes like wet cardboard

Dove farm gf flour, or odlums gf flour, make your own. tastes normal and all that cakey goodness

KatW4 · 07-02-2015 07:40AM

My boyfriend's alarm went off at 6am which woke me. I'm wide awake now and he's snoring away. I'm not the one who has to work!! I hate being awake early at the weekend

veryangryman · 07-02-2015 08:55AM

KatW4 wrote: »

My boyfriend's alarm went off at 6am which woke me. I'm wide awake now and he's snoring away. I'm not the one who has to work!! I hate being awake early at the weekend

Me too

westernfrenzy · 07-02-2015 09:05AM

Been awake since quarter past 5. That should be illegal.

07-02-2015 09:09AM

When you're dreaming about a really hot girl and in that dream you try it on with her but she wont put out. What's that all about??

Menas · 07-02-2015 10:27AM

I have a rocking Three Tun Tavern hangover. EVERYTHING is annoying today.

MsBubbles · 07-02-2015 11:23AM

Blue wolf I can't eat Odlums gf cos it still has some gluten in it doves farm has buckwheat which I can eat either

07-02-2015 11:57AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Blue wolf I can't eat Odlums gf cos it still has some gluten in it doves farm has buckwheat which I can eat either

Nooooo really?

rice flour??

fiachr_a · 07-02-2015 12:00PM

The new Lucozade lemon drink that only contains ½ the sugar. 5 spoons instead of 10!

MsBubbles · 07-02-2015 02:25PM

Yes it sucks .

CrowdedHouse · 07-02-2015 03:01PM

Feckin' egg ball, you'd swear it was something important.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-02-2015 03:12PM

When someone comes and robs your emergency supply of chocolate, and leave NONE

selous · 07-02-2015 03:16PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Feckin' egg ball, you'd swear it was something important.

There's overpaid princess' playing soccerball on too....somewhere, i'm sure..:D

Menas · 07-02-2015 03:17PM

selous wrote: »

There's overpaid princess' playing soccerball on too....somewhere, i'm sure..:D

Its 1-1. Come on Spurs!

Rubberlegs · 07-02-2015 03:43PM

My TA, the Mammy bus is a nice car to drive, and very practical, but the A pillar is a bugger:( I am rocking back and forth like a lunatic while approaching roundabouts, as it's actually scary what the pillar will block out of your view.

Pumpkinseeds · 07-02-2015 03:44PM

fiachr_a wrote: »

Fat people drinking Diet Coke. As if that will make any difference?

I have a relative who used to order himself 2 chinese take out meals, a large portion of chips and a can of diet coke. I always wanted to say 'dafuq? do you think you're kidding. Like the diet coke is gonna make a difference.

selous · 07-02-2015 05:14PM

Ya don't mean "It's yawn yawn" do you? snarf..

jimgoose · 07-02-2015 05:19PM

73Cat wrote: »

My TA, the Mammy bus is a nice car to drive, and very practical, but the A pillar is a bugger:( I am rocking back and forth like a lunatic while approaching roundabouts, as it's actually scary what the pillar will block out of your view.

Check out the old 1950s American wraparound windscreens. No A-pillar problems, and no safety issues either - in a crash you're beheaded instantly!

jimgoose · 07-02-2015 05:24PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Feckin' egg ball, you'd swear it was something important.

I arrived back to the office after lunch on Friday to discover a couple of huge Maoris doing some sort of a war-dance in the machine-room. "No no NO!!" says I, "I said we needed a *Hacker* to sort out the old mainframe!"

CrowdedHouse · 07-02-2015 05:30PM

Yea and if that Haka thing is so good how come they're ruled by white Europeans and the queen of England is the head of state?

jimgoose · 07-02-2015 05:30PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I have a relative who used to order himself 2 chinese take out meals, a large portion of chips and a can of diet coke. I always wanted to say 'dafuq? do you think you're kidding. Like the diet coke is gonna make a difference.

Sounds like my brother, except with a 2l bottle of Diet Coke. Sounds like me, except with three takeouts and a litre of milk!

:):)

Potential Underachiever · 07-02-2015 05:30PM

People wandering around aimlessly in a supermarket with no sense of spacial awareness! It seems like I'm the only one who's shuffling about the place and trying to not be in everyone elses way.

Rubberlegs · 07-02-2015 05:36PM

I put a huge pot of ribs on to boil 45 minutes ago, and they still haven't come to the boil. I'm like a dog

. When they do there's going to be a flood of water over the top of the cooker, I have tea towels at the ready. Hate this sh1t!

jimgoose · 07-02-2015 05:38PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Yea and if that Haka thing is so good how come they're ruled by white Europeans and the queen of England is the head of state?

There are many Haka, the one you see at the Rugger is the Sport Haka, more civilised than the actual War Haka, which is something quite terrifying.

There is little or no segregation, or racism of any kind, in New Zealand, largely because as far as Kiwi Bloke (the Ultimate Bloke) is concerned, if you wear overalls, own a pliers, a roll of Number 8 wire and a chainsaw, and know the firing-order on a Holden Kingswood V8 yer awll fackin' roight, even if y'are a Blackfeller.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-02-2015 05:42PM

Passive aggressive ASSHOLES.
People who eat TUNA sandwiches and then complain there's a smell of food.
People who sit on the stairs to eat and drop crumbs all over the stairs that they don't even Hoover.
People who sit at reception and eat muffins. How do i know they had muffins?? becauae there is crumbs all over the floor.

And I'm raging I have to work monday, because 5 days isn't enough days to be dealing with.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-02-2015 05:43PM

Also that rugby haka is terrifying. I don't know why they're allowed do it. It's scary to even watch on tv

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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