When life screwed you?

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:08AM

berger89 wrote: »

^^don't mean this insensitively but hope you're doing well you definitely got fcuked over

How could I possibly take that as insensitivity! Quite nice of you to ask.

Yeah doing great! I was in remission after first set of chemo so wasn't ****ed over half as bad as some people! I sometimes feel lucky actually

Oyva bigwan · 07-02-2015 02:08AM

Tugboats wrote: »

Does anyone smell the toilet paper after a wipe or is it just me?

Sometimes, for a treat

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:09AM

HardenendMan wrote: »

Eh...no.

But I do have a Dutch oven after a dirty curry fart!!

My gf loves to Dutch oven! Absolutely horrific sometimes! But yeah I don't smell the bog roll after a wipe! Bit weird..... Even for AH

jungleman · 07-02-2015 02:12AM

Tugboats wrote: »

Does anyone smell the toilet paper after a wipe or is it just me?

Yes I do. I'm not ashamed.

Tearin It Up · 07-02-2015 02:12AM

USB sticks and ****, lovely reading in after hours.

jungleman · 07-02-2015 02:13AM

When you're in a steamy hot shower and you let rip a dodgy fart, and the pungent stench of the gas mixes with the steam and you're just trapped in a glass cuboid of foggy fart.

Oyva bigwan · 07-02-2015 02:15AM

jungleman wrote: »

When you're in a steamy hot shower and you let rip a dodgy fart, and the pungent stench of the gas mixes with the steam and you're just trapped in a glass cuboid of foggy fart.

Basking in the ambiance

HardenendMan · 07-02-2015 02:16AM

Luke92 wrote: »

My gf loves to Dutch oven!

She likes her own or yours? If it's yours then that is one kinky lady!

CJ Haughey · 07-02-2015 02:17AM

When Mary Agenes o Brien beats you to the queue in the shop with her basket of cat food, ham, milk, calvita cheese, batteries and kitchen towels and gives half the day doing checkout talking trash to the shop keeper about who died, weather etc and all i want to buy is a can of fanta.

07-02-2015 02:20AM

Tugboats wrote: »

Every morning when I wake up and see my pig of a girlfriend lying beside me.

I thought this thread was when life screwed you and not when you screwed yourself

Tearin It Up · 07-02-2015 02:20AM

CJ Haughey wrote: »

When Mary Agenes o Brien beats you to the queue in the shop with her basket of cat food, ham, milk, calvita cheese, batteries and kitchen towels and gives half the day doing checkout talking trash to the shop keeper about who died, weather etc and all i want to buy is a can of fanta.

Its getting late. I read that as kitten towels.

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:21AM

HardenendMan wrote: »

She likes her own or yours? If it's yours then that is one kinky lady!

Her own unfortunately! Would really be a keeper if it were mine!

CJ Haughey · 07-02-2015 02:23AM

Tearin It Up wrote: »

Its getting late. I read that as kitten towels.

Its 8.23am in Bangkok.

hatrickpatrick · 07-02-2015 02:25AM

I've never been screwed by life, but Death has screwed me a number of times. Surprisingly good in bed for a skeletal figure, and that scythe can do things even Christian Grey couldn't have dreamt of

07-02-2015 02:26AM

Luke92 wrote: »

Cancer! Through no fault of my own I believe (so the doctors tell me)!

So give us the low down. What you got. How long. Options. All that

Tugboats · 07-02-2015 02:26AM

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Its 8.23am in Bangkok.

Great spot. I got my first std in Bangkok

Katgurl · 07-02-2015 02:27AM

Same as you OP - being diagnosed with cancer. I'm back on track now though.

I can't think of anything else as bad.

The time I had a time-of-the-month embarrassing incident while flirting with a friend I had the hots for in college perhaps.

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:28AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So give us the low down. What you got. How long. Options. All that

finished! Done with most of it except a few tablets which I should be off by Summer! One thing I will say. Not as bad as they make it out on TV! Not half as bad! Overly dramatic f*cks!

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:29AM

Katgurl wrote: »

The time I had a time-of-the-month embarrassing incident while flirting with a friend I had the hots for in college perhaps.

Glad you're back on track!

Now elaborate!

07-02-2015 02:31AM

Then Life hardly screwed you over

sounds like life is giving you a second go

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:32AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Then Life hardly screwed you over sounds like life is giving you a second go

Bastard screwed me alright! Just put the tip in luckily

Tugboats · 07-02-2015 02:34AM

Poo, cancer and a bloody fanny.

I'm out...

Luke92 · 07-02-2015 02:35AM

Tugboats wrote: »

Poo, cancer and a bloody fanny.

I'm out...

Typical AH thread, no?

CJ Haughey · 07-02-2015 02:39AM

Tugboats wrote: »

Poo, cancer and a bloody fanny.

I'm out...

Dont forget the usb sticks :pac:

goz83 · 07-02-2015 02:49AM

When I got rear ended by my BIL friend. My back got the worst of it.

Dirty minds people. Car accident.

Macavity. · 07-02-2015 02:50AM

I should have won the Boards.ie "Post of the Day" accolade twice, most recently yesterday. However, changes in the algorithm mean that AH posts are unable to be awarded the prestigious honour. Despite winning it before, I was hungry for more success. The whole event soured my day, and I am hoping Dav will compensate me with some sort of monetary benefit.

HardenendMan · 07-02-2015 02:54AM

goz83 wrote: »

When I got rear ended by my BIL friend. My back got the worst of it.

Dirty minds people. Car accident.

Please edit your post and remove the bit where you ruin all the fun by preempting the smart ass replies!

Calibos · 07-02-2015 02:56AM

HardenendMan wrote: »

Or when you're done, and go for the first ass wipe, and there is actually excessive excrement on the tissue, requiring a further 20 wipes and an unplanned shower.

Luke92 wrote: »

Just fold the paper 20 times over

If you did that you'd have a sh!t stained piece of toilet paper the height of Mt Everest. FACT!!

Fold it 20 more times and you'd have a sh!t stained piece of toilet paper that reached the moon.

Fcuk carbon Nanotubes. You'd effectively have a space elevator made from sh!tty toilet paper.

zcorpian88 · 08-02-2015 11:24PM

Getting turned down for getting into my local CBS and in turn having to attend a mental asylum of a Vocational School for 5 years, while a lot of my friends from primary had a pleasant enough experience of secondary school where mine really wasn't.

Applying for any sort of job I think I'd like and would be interesting and getting knock backs through PFO letters.

When my ex girlfriend who I adored right up until she said she had no intentions of wanting to have a family someday.

Tugboats · 08-02-2015 11:31PM

Had a poo today that would not flush. Took about a 30mins of flushing and pouring cups of hot water in. It wasn't bigger than usual. What's up with that?

When life screwed you?

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