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fake tan for men

  • 06-02-2015 02:18PM
    #1
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭


    Anyone know the best on the market?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lufties wrote: »
    Anyone know the best on the market?

    Nutella.


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    You've come to the right place to ask...


  • #4
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    You've come to the right place to ask...

    Haha **** ye...neanderthals :)


  • #5
    Zippie84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    wanna know my secret? :cool:


  • #6
    lertsnim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,107 ✭✭✭✭lertsnim


    lufties wrote: »
    Haha **** ye...neanderthals :)

    Fake tan for men?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g


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  • #7
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    lertsnim wrote: »
    Fake tan for men?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

    I know, I got this stuff from australia called mr browne fake tan..pretty good actually. Next I'm going for the crack and sack


  • #8
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Mix up fresh cowsh1t with a gallon of diesel in a galvanise bucket. Known as the Kiwi Bloke Foundation.


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    There is no best on the market, all men's fake tan is actually poison used to weed out undesirables.


  • #10
    spongebob89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭spongebob89


    :( men are just not men anymore


  • #11
    RomanKnows
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.


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  • #12
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    RomanKnows wrote: »
    You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.

    Ah jaysus, no bleaching but I'm gonna get the sack waxed...try somethng different :)


  • #13
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    RomanKnows wrote: »
    You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.

    Kiwi Blokes do that with a livestock syringe full of Chlorus concentrate and a saucepan of candle-grease over a campfire, respectively.


  • #14
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I dunno, I think this looks pretty good
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bVYywTMkYE


  • #15
    jester77
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    Just drink lots of Sunny Delight


  • #16
    mad muffin
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    Just be careful

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksuDOkqx2k


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't see why it would need to be man-cific

    Lash a bitta Sally Hansen on yer pins. You'll be only gorgeous.


  • #18
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Nobody should wear fake tan.


  • #19
    Magico Gonzalez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    "No fake tan". That's the best available.

    Sometimes sold as "nah, don't bother"

    I have seen it branded as "you will look like the black and white minstrels after a rain shower"

    Accept no susbstitute. Any other brand will probably clash with yer handbag.


  • #20
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    RomanKnows wrote: »
    You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.


    Jesus Christ, I'm weak laughing, quality turn of phrase Sir! :D


  • #21
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Men with fake tan be like.......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw


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  • #22
    OneArt
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    spongebob89 wrote: »
    :( men are just not men anymore

    Damn straight.

    We should go back to the good old days of the eighteenth century when men wore high heels, wigs and makeup!


  • #23
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    lufties wrote: »
    Anyone know the best on the market?

    Why would fake tan for men be any different to fake tan for women?

    isn't real tan the same for both, I.e. The sun?


  • #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXznmGz2fy4


  • #25
    RoboRat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,558 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    I am pasty white and I used to do a few sessions on the sunbed before I went on holidays, but not anymore when I found out how dangerous they are.

    I now use a bit of Nivea gradual tan or Tanorganic tanning oil (neither are too dark, they just take the whiteness away), just so I don't blind other beachgoers.

    It might sound vain but I don't really care :-)


  • #26
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    DON'T DO IT


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    beks101 wrote: »
    DON'T DO IT

    Don't mind her.

    Do it and post pics.


  • #28
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    RoboRat wrote: »
    I am pasty white and I used to do a few sessions on the sunbed before I went on holidays, but not anymore when I found out how dangerous they are.

    I now use a bit of Nivea gradual tan or Tanorganic tanning oil (neither are too dark, they just take the whiteness away), just so I don't blind other beachgoers.

    It might sound vain but I don't really care :-)

    two pages in and the first normal answer :)


  • #29
    mikeym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭mikeym




  • #30
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    You want some of this OP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw


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  • #31
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Just eat lots and lots of carrots.


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