Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 05:48PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:

Yeah there was only me and my brother in my family. My brother had no interest in the farm but I loved the animals, so we would go on the farm, feed the cows biscuits. Over the years I would get really attached to some of the animals from when they were baby calves and he would keep those and put them in calf, and keep them as cows, so as he wouldn't take a pet away. He didn't do it all the time, just the ones I would get really attached to.

Then when I went to beauty college, I had nobody to practice waxing/makeup/tinting/threading on because I had no mom or no sisters, so I would practice on him. And he HATED it, good lord, he was so miserable that year, but he didn't object. He was my best friend in the whole world!

Hugo Stiglitz · 30-01-2015 05:53PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Then when I went to beauty college, I had nobody to practice waxing/makeup/tinting/threading on because I had no mom or no sisters, so I would practice on him. And he HATED it, good lord, he was so miserable that year, but he didn't object. He was my best friend in the whole world!

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

eisenberg1 · 30-01-2015 05:58PM

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

Ha, I can just imagine two guys sitting at a bar discussing the match, when one turns to the other and says "Mike, I have to ask, who does yer eyebrows? they look great":)

Ghost Buster · 30-01-2015 05:58PM

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 05:58PM

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

Loads of people used to comment on his clothes actually lol. Obviously I did his clothes shopping. Might not have been typical daddy stuff, but dayum, stylish!

valoren · 30-01-2015 05:58PM

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.

eisenberg1 · 30-01-2015 06:00PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

ah that would be Seamus, the hand dryer, he is like that with everyone;)

eisenberg1 · 30-01-2015 06:07PM

valoren wrote: »

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.[/QUOT

I would not assume that to be the case.......smokescreens and all, just saying.

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 06:11PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

No need to boast

Rubberlegs · 30-01-2015 06:38PM

valoren wrote: »

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.

I've a cousin who does the very same. Half naked women popping up in my newsfeed left , right and centre. You can hide all posts of naked women, without hiding your cousin. It's what I had to do. That's of course if you want to

Flutterby80 · 30-01-2015 06:52PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

AKA an ingrown mickey:D

They had to cut away layers of flab and skin to reveal his Mickey in all in glorious wonder! In fairness he was delighted with himself when he saw it for the first time

Flutterby80 · 30-01-2015 06:54PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:

My dad taught me how to mix cement at a very young age, we were all his labourers

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 08:38PM

Gummy children. Kid on my facebook lost her two front teeth and her aunt keeps putting up pics of her smiling with no teeth, creepy as ****.

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 09:28PM

Jaysus what's going on in TTTAY today ? It's all about mickeys and jimgoose, eisenberg and Boom_Bap perving over hot Russian birds. I don't where to look.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 09:36PM

At The hot birds, got to stay one foot ahead of the competition!!!

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 09:52PM

Lexie yer a masso girlo

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 09:57PM

Masso is right!

TA bein hanging for home time so I could have dinner. Now that I'm home im not even hungry anymore. Porridge. And lots of sugar.

major bill · 30-01-2015 10:05PM

Shaving....bloody hate it!!!!

People that take 10 mins to wash their hands after having a piss

having to explain to people for the 100th bloody time how a process works cos they couldnt be arsed to write it down

sitting in on a friday night cos I'm a lonely Heart (Ladies take pity

)

Pumpkinseeds · 30-01-2015 10:17PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Gummy children. Kid on my facebook lost her two front teeth and her aunt keeps putting up pics of her smiling with no teeth, creepy as ****.

Parents seem to love toothless pics of their kids. I was missing 2 upper and 2 lower teeth when I made my Communion, the photographer was a friend of my parents and he took a close up of the wafer being put in my mouth(kinda creepy). I think I looked awful but my folks love those photos.

selous · 30-01-2015 10:27PM

All the twits who parked their cars on level ground last night when the little bit of snow fell, and today seeing they were still parked ar*eways and blocking footpaths on narrow roads where cars fly, and that was 12 in the afternoon, the snow was well gone by then, but one did leave their lights on, ooops. bet (s)he's T.A'd.

Rubberlegs · 30-01-2015 10:32PM

I just dropped 3 very giddy teenage girls into a disco in town, 1D blasting out in the car. Other parents had blocked the place up with cars so I couldn't turn in to park up and let them out, but rather had to let them out, drive off up over the top of the town and around again. Parked up and walked back to make sure they had got in OK. I then proceeded to go to the nearby Centra for ham. No ham or any kind of sandwich meat at all. Jesus Christ, what type of Centra doesn't do the hang for the sangwidges ??

31-01-2015 12:22AM

Thats lovely funny ,story about practising on your dad Lexie . What a fantastic memory to have of him

764dak · 31-01-2015 12:44AM

Forced laughter at unfunny jokes at special events, ceremonies and functions.

31-01-2015 01:39AM

764dak wrote: »

Forced laughter at unfunny jokes at special events, ceremonies and functions.

makes me cringe

:(

Gwynplaine · 31-01-2015 01:50AM

Eating healthily for the entire month of January. Lots of fruit, veg, proper meals, not eating after 7pm.
No crisps, no chocolate, no white bread, no fizzy drinks, no take-aways.
Running, walking, swimming and cycling.

Haven't lost an ounce.

efb · 31-01-2015 06:04AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

It's 'teh ghey', and please don't be offended.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teh+Ghey

its still bolliex

Rubberlegs · 31-01-2015 10:35AM

When children put half a carton of milk on their cereal, eat the cereal and then the milk gets fecked down the sink.
When you put a wash on and then discover you dropped a sock out of the basket on the way to the machine.
When you find your garden littered with bread that birds have dropped from the aul bat next doors garden.
And so the day begins......

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 31-01-2015 10:43AM

People who smoke and throw the cigarette on the ground as their bus/train approaches.

And not so trivial, more rage inducing and I'll have to be vague enough but dogooding hyprocrites. A group have recently travelled to dublin to help the homeless, and the media have published the story. In the piece, they shared what the homeless people said to them while giving out the food/clothes - obviously drugs is a major reason for being on the streets, so imagine my surprise to recognise one - a major dealer. I suppose it's one way of giving profits back to the community.

eisenberg1 · 31-01-2015 11:41AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jaysus what's going on in TTTAY today ? It's all about mickeys and jimgoose, eisenberg and Boom_Bap perving over hot Russian birds. I don't where to look.

I must have missed that bit.

Menas · 31-01-2015 11:46AM

My hangover is anoying me today. January temperance ended with a bang last night....but am suffering today.
Go easy on me world, please.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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