Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 10:41AM

That people keep nominating me on facebook for those 7 facts about yourself. It's a sad day when you don't have 7 interesting things about yourself.
1. I'm an emotionally unpredictable moody bitch. 2. I use wine as a mixer for vodka. 3. I have cellulite on my arse. 4. I hate people. 5. My favourite food is cheese. 6. I have 2 lil angles, dog 1 and dog 2, der mii wurld n I don't no were Id b wi ouh dem xxx

Oh yeah cause that is real stable

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 10:41AM

When you're on publc transport (what a surprise) and you're in that kind of spacey zone where you have your eyes resting on a particular area but you're not actually seeing it because you're relaxed and spacing... Then some f.ucker goes and stands in your line of vision and you have to shift your gaze :mad:

Also, feeling bad this morning because I had to wear my wellies to work and my sidekick thought she was going walkies in the forest when she saw me putting them on

rainbow kirby · 30-01-2015 10:43AM

TA'd at the canteen staff at work - told I'd be 5 minutes waiting for something, took almost 20 before it finally arrived. Wouldn't have waited if I'd known it would take that long.

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 10:46AM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

Please God let it be true, so that I may still believe in humanity.

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 10:49AM

Lexie I av de be best girlos in de wurld. always dere for me wen I ned dem. Hope your ok hun speak annoys me

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 10:53AM

#kantkope wit d dopes dat duz b on d facebuk.

The karmachameliooon is duin his stretches

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 10:55AM

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0129/676495-dog-fire-kildare/

But it's true as Lexie points out, we still have huge issues in this country concerning animal welfare

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 10:56AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie I av de be best girlos in de wurld. always dere for me wen I ned dem. Hope your ok hun speak annoys me

It's funny cause it's true.

http://tinypic.com/r/97lhyb/8

Cheese Wagstaff · 30-01-2015 10:57AM

People who are proud of not being competent at Mathematics in any capacity. You'd be ashamed if you were illiterate. I just don't understand how there is any difference between the two.

TheBeardedLady · 30-01-2015 11:04AM

Cheese Wagstaff wrote: »

People who are proud of not being competent at Mathematics in any capacity. You'd be ashamed if you were illiterate. I just don't understand how there is any difference between the two.

I think you could get through your life without a good grasp of mathematics bar addition, multiplication and subtraction (and we have calculators and programmes to do that for us now) as long as you didn't choose an occupation that required it but you'd be fairly fooked if you couldn't read and write. I suppose people can afford to be "proud" (though I don't think it's pride tbh) to be lacking in skills in the former.

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 11:08AM

tanx Lexie. yer won in a millen

Vel · 30-01-2015 11:21AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

When you're on publc transport (what a surprise) and you're in that kind of spacey zone where you have your eyes resting on a particular area but you're not actually seeing it because you're relaxed and spacing... Then some f.ucker goes and stands in your line of vision and you have to shift your gaze

And before you get the chance to shift your gaze they get all narked because they think you are staring a them. Fcuk you, my eyes were here first!

I was standing at the middle bit of the Luas the other day holding onto one of the communal hand holders and every other person holding it was using their phone. I could barely look anywhere without it appearing like I was looking at what they were doing on their phones. One guy kept moving the phone like he was trying to block me from seeing. Yeah, thanks, but I have better things to be doing at 8am on a Monday morning than looking at you stalking people on Facebook mate.

One eyed Jack · 30-01-2015 11:27AM

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

I think you could get through your life without a good grasp of mathematics bar addition, multiplication and subtraction (and we have calculators and programmes to do that for us now) as long as you didn't choose an occupation that required it but you'd be fairly fooked if you couldn't read and write. I suppose people can afford to be "proud" (though I don't think it's pride tbh) to be lacking in skills in the former.

This exactly! I dunno is Cheese referring to Katie Hopkins taking the piss out of Katie Price and that Alicia girl on Big Brother who were struggling with simple mathematics (they genuinely were!), but neither of them have done too badly for themselves. I have a ten year old who has a better grasp of reading and writing than I do and I have a degree in computer science and mathematics, yet last year there we'd war when he was doing his homework and I was convinced he was doing his addition wrong.

Fcukers only went and changed the whole curriculum so now they do 'renaming' instead of the 'carry one pay it back' stuff we did in school! That was fairly annoying alright having to have his teacher show me how they were doing their math so I could help him with his homework! :pac:

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 11:34AM

Sad today because my er.... reason for panicking pre-sacred heart lantern is leaving

And we had a fight over something stupid. My fault and I wonder did I do it intentionally so that there will be no goodbyes

Who knows what the female subconscious mind is capable of, it's a loveless f.ucking abbatoir in there sometimes :rolleyes:

whiskeyman · 30-01-2015 11:44AM

TA: Because I had a fryup each morning this week, this mornings fry just didn't feel enough like a treat

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 11:45AM

Cheese I've always been terrible at maths. Maths classes in school were a nightmare for me. I'm not proud of it and would never in a million years boast about it.
But I can understand other people in my situation being joking to hide their embarrassment.

Badly Drunk Boy · 30-01-2015 11:45AM

Vel wrote: »

People who declare that they don't like a certain food when they haven't even tried it.

Fussy eaters.

I'm a fussy eater, and there are many things that 'I don't like' even though I've never tried them. A few months ago, I did a food intolerance test and it suggested that I shouldn't eat eggs, pasta, mushrooms, tomatoes, and strawberries, all things that I don't like even though I've never eaten.

The body knows...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 11:51AM

Meh for 5th year summer maths exam I attempted the first question, abandoned it I'm not sure if I finished it, and drew a very detailed Winnie the pooh and coloured it in on my maths paper, and handed it up. I think I got 12%, and im not sure if that was for my art or my attempt.

I hated maths at school, used to take a trip to career guidance every Thursday during maths time, because Thursday's were double maths and #kantkope with two classes ugh.

I still count on my fingers, not too bothered about x finding y, if x wasn't so difficult and boring y wouldnt have left in the first place, I can add, subtract and get by with the basics and that's enough for me.

I was good at Art, that was my only A in my leaving cert, was good at irish, business, and that's much more useful to me. I'm personally not bothered that I'm crap at maths. I did enough to get into college, and get a degree so that'll do me.

eisenberg1 · 30-01-2015 11:52AM

Flutterby80 wrote: »

There's a man on Embarrasing Bodies with a condition called "buried penis" , I did not need to see that, it truly has been a vom inducing day

Who was it buried in? Sorry, I will rephrase that.

In whom was it buried?:)

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 11:54AM

eisenberg1 snort. I think it was akin the tucking that Female Impersonators do but he was born that way :P

OldNotWIse · 30-01-2015 11:58AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Meh for 5th year summer maths exam I attempted the first question, abandoned it I'm not sure if I finished it, and drew a very detailed Winnie the pooh and coloured it in on my maths paper, and handed it up. I think I got 12%, and im not sure if that was for my art or my attempt.

I hated maths at school, used to take a trip to career guidance every Thursday during maths time, because Thursday's were double maths and #kantkope with two classes ugh.

I still count on my fingers, not too bothered about x finding y, if x wasn't so difficult and boring y wouldnt have left in the first place, I can add, subtract and get by with the basics and that's enough for me.

I was good at Art, that was my only A in my leaving cert, was good at irish, business, and that's much more useful to me. I'm personally not bothered that I'm crap at maths. I did enough to get into college, and get a degree so that'll do me.

:P

And also the constant identity crises that x used to have. What am I? What's my value? What am I equal to? If I am this, what is that? F.uck off x :pac:

I'd say screw the honours maths snobbery, I did ordinary level and managed to get a chemistry degree (counting on my hand)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 11:58AM

X was too needy lol

rainbow kirby · 30-01-2015 12:06PM

I loved maths at school, got an A1 in the LC, but hit a wall somewhere around second/third year of university though when everything gets bat**** insane. Ended up switching to CS at that stage...

whiskeyman · 30-01-2015 12:15PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I still count on my fingers, not too bothered about x finding y, if x wasn't so difficult and boring y wouldnt have left in the first place,

It's not that hard Lexie :pac:

Boom_Bap · 30-01-2015 12:32PM

When I started 5th year, I was put into HL Maths. I hated it. Not because I couldn't do it, it was just so much effort. I may have been partaking in recreation drug use at the time which killed off anything that required my attention for more than 3 minutes.
Dropped down to the other maths, finish a sum in 2 minutes, happy days.

Then when it came to college, there was some pretty f*cking insane equations that we had to sort out, they came easily enough to me thankfully.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 30-01-2015 12:35PM

Being accused of being ocd because ... I think skirting boards needs to be cleaned too. Wtf, surely most civilised people does this?

eisenberg1 · 30-01-2015 12:35PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

eisenberg1 snort. I think it was akin the tucking that Female Impersonators do but he was born that way :P

AKA an ingrown mickey:D

whiskeyman · 30-01-2015 12:36PM

I left my headphones at home, so I have to listen to the usual office noises today

Really miss not having music when I'm doing any repetitive tasks!
Maybe if I hum softly and tap my fingers, I can recreate the songs and make do...

/awaits TA post from a colleague "FFS, there's a guy in my work humming and tapping his fingers and driving me crazy!!!"

MsBubbles · 30-01-2015 01:04PM

eisenberg1 snort !

30-01-2015 01:17PM

Gym users - who actively pay to have a work out - who park illegally or crazily in order to avoid a slightly longer walk to the door of the gym. Or then spend ages queueing for the elevator to get there instead of the stairs - and then get right on a stair master.

Coca Cola - a relatively local bottled liquid that basically involved adding sugar to water - being significantly more expensive in Petrol Stations per litre than petrol itself - which has been mined out of the very earth - refined - and transported who knows how far.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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