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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #4052
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Well no, because if it was, I wouldn't have to "generalise".

    TA: I'm now a TA according to the above... :(


  • #4053
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

    I've fainted once, while taking a slash. Somehow managed to finish before hitting the ground, didn't spill a drop. Elegant.


  • #4054
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    TA: I'm now a TA according to the above... :(

    Sigh....clearly present company excluded. None of us are capable of being TA'ing by nature of the fact that we are TA experts, right? :) We don't dare sneeze on buses or talk about the weather etc ;) No I'm sorry I'm just sad and grumpy about stuff :(


  • #4055
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

    Anyone else misread the above as "Farting"? If not, you really should try it! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #4056
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    My boy is leaving and I ate too much at lunchtime so that my drink hasn't taken effect :(

    You need to hit the red wine big fcukan style and put Journey on the stereo with the volume up to 11. ;)



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  • #4057
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Sigh....clearly present company excluded. None of us are capable of being TA'ing by nature of the fact that we are TA experts, right? :) We don't dare sneeze on buses or talk about the weather etc ;) No I'm sorry I'm just sad and grumpy about stuff :(

    No hugs from me kiddo but have a virtual bottle of Rioja.


  • #4058
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    No hugs from me kiddo but have a virtual bottle of Rioja.


    Is he full bodied?;)


  • #4059
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Haha of course! ;)


  • #4060
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Haha of course! ;)


    Fruity?


  • #4061
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Shelf packers in supermarkets with their big contraptions blocking the entire aisle or blocking you getting to the part of the shelves you need. Why are they doing this at peak times?


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  • #4062
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Fruity?

    Naked too.


  • #4063
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    Getting a voucher code for something you bought the day before. :(


  • #4064
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

    You need to loosen your corset...


  • #4065
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You need to loosen your corset...

    I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you


  • #4066
    franer1970
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭franer1970


    Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
    Shelf packers in supermarkets with their big contraptions blocking the entire aisle or blocking you getting to the part of the shelves you need. Why are they doing this at peak times?

    And the home delivery gatherers - constantly shooing you aside. You may work for Tesco but in reality you're only doing someone else's shopping, so wait your turn!

    Anyway, why don't home delivery orders go out from a warehouse? Is it really the best way to do it - put the goods out in a retail outlet, then pack them up and send them off again?? Why should I get hassle because some people are too lazy to go to a shop???


  • #4067
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you

    Alcohol,plenty of it, that will raise your blood pressure, and it makes me mentally unstable, so my shrink says....


  • #4068
    Damari Red Mill
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Damari Red Mill


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    My boy is leaving and I ate too much at lunchtime so that my drink hasn't taken effect :(

    Boy?
    Am i out of the ta loop :(


  • #4069
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I can't drink!! You can't believe how empty and unfulfilled my life is sober.


  • #4070
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I can't drink!! You can't believe how empty and unfulfilled my life is sober.

    Well than you can have my sons insurance quote, that sent my BP off the fcuken scale:D


  • #4071
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you

    Higher blood-pressure won't help with the farting, you know! :D


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  • #4072
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Higher blood-pressure won't help with the farting, you know! :D

    I can learn to fart my name


  • #4073
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Boy?
    Am i out of the ta loop :(

    Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.


  • #4074
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I can learn to fart my name

    My Dad could fart several traditional ballads. Fact! :D


  • #4075
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    jimgoose wrote: »
    My Dad could fart several traditional ballads. Fact! :D


    Your dad sounds like a legend!


  • #4076
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Your dad sounds like a legend!

    You have NO idea! ;)


  • #4077
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am :D


  • #4078
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.

    FFS ONW, what will the neighbours think....:D


  • #4079
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am :D

    Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:


  • #4080
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am :D


    :)


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  • #4081
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.

    You're going to feel like the only gay in the vill-aaage, only t'other way aboot! :D


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