Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

1…132133135137138…296

Comments

  • #4022
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Gym users - who actively pay to have a work out - who park illegally or crazily in order to avoid a slightly longer walk to the door of the gym. Or then spend ages queueing for the elevator to get there instead of the stairs - and then get right on a stair master.

    Coca Cola - a relatively local bottled liquid that basically involved adding sugar to water - being significantly more expensive in Petrol Stations per litre than petrol itself - which has been mined out of the very earth - refined - and transported who knows how far.


    Just.....yes! :o


  • #4023
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    taxAHcruel it's picked from the rare cocacolas plant which only grows on the slopes of Mount Fizzy. The leaves are picked once a month under the full moon by Vestel Virgins who have taken a vow of silence, chastity and poverty.
    The Monks of the nearby Buddist Temple must bless the leaves before picking


  • #4024
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    taxAHcruel it's picked from the rare cocacolas plant which only grows on the slopes of Mount Fizzy. The leaves are picked once a month under the full moon by Vestel Virgins who have taken a vow of silence, chastity and poverty.
    The Monks of the nearby Buddist Temple must bless the leaves before picking

    You forgot the Oompa Loompas. And you only think they are virgins because said oompa Loompas dont talk much either.


  • #4025
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    No The oompa loompas got fired they kept using the leaves to make herbal ciggarettes ;)
    The young women of The Heynoni Noni tribe took over duties, they cook and clean for The Monks in their spare time


  • #4026
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When someone tells you a joke and you can't make out what they are saying so you ask them to repeat it and still can't figure out what they're saying and then you can't ask them a third time so you just do a fake laugh but you can see the light dying in their eyes as they realise you are fake laughing :(


  • Advertisement
  • #4027
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The Russian telling me my noticeable features.

    "I see you, but just your eyebrows. Then your breasts."


    That's nice. With all the eyebrow hate going around lately I'm not sure she means that as a good thing


  • #4028
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    No The oompa loompas got fired they kept using the leaves to make herbal ciggarettes

    Certainly adds a new perspective to their skin color.


  • #4029
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    taxAHcruel I've oompa loompa dumpity dee if you're wise you'll listen to me running round in my head


  • #4030
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    ..."I see you, but just your eyebrows. Then your breasts."...

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #4031
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie are you sure this girl doesn't fancy you ?


  • Advertisement
  • #4032
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Starting to suspect that it wasn't soy milk in my soy latte... :mad:


  • #4033
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I just bit into my creme egg, but it cracked awkwardly, forcing me to eat a bigger chunk than I would have liked.
    Now the whole experience is going to be over before I know it, and I'll be longing for another one.

    Damn premature egg-jaculation!!

    :pac:


  • #4034
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    No she's been telling me to go out and prey in mentally Dunstable men for valentines because they're better in bed


  • #4035
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie lol. She sounds like a character :D


  • #4036
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie lol. She sounds like a character :D

    Probably used to psycho ex-Spetznaz types who look at you wondering what you might look like without a head. :pac:


  • #4037
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jimgoose I've seen them lads doing Luas Security. Scary


  • #4038
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie lol. She sounds like a character :D



    Oh stop she's hilarious, she'd actually give you a migraine from laughing


  • #4039
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    One could be forgiven for thinking it was William and Kate getting married in the morning when the guy is actually the one getting his undercrackers in a twist over the arrangements. He's been driving me up the walls all morning texting and I haven't the heart to tell him to fcuk off I'm busy! He's pushing it though -

    "Have you your suit ready?", etc...

    I feel like replying "Yeah my meggings are at the dry cleaners, picking them up this evening", though I'm pretty sure he'd go ape :pac:


  • #4040
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Oh stop she's hilarious, she'd actually give you a migraine from laughing

    how are her eyebrows and breasts?

    I'm getting an image busty ladies with perfect eyebrows prancing around and waxing each other.


  • #4041
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    how are her eyebrows and breasts?

    I'm getting an image busty ladies with perfect eyebrows prancing around and waxing each other.



    :cool:


  • Advertisement
  • #4042
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jimgoose wrote: »

    :cool:

    .....and trampolines as floors.


  • #4043
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    .....and trampolines as floors.

    Mmm... Bouncy! :pac:


  • #4044
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    how are her eyebrows and breasts?

    I'm getting an image busty ladies with perfect eyebrows prancing around and waxing each other.

    Her eyebrows are hot **** (my work, of course) but the breasticles need work!


  • #4045
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People


  • #4046
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    ^^

    Generalisations

    :pac:




    (anyone in particular ONW, or having one of those days?)


  • #4047
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    OldNotWise hug ?


  • #4048
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    ^^

    Generalisations

    :pac:




    (anyone in particular ONW, or having one of those days?)


    Well no, because if it was, I wouldn't have to "generalise".


  • #4049
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh


  • #4050
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    OldNotWise hug ?

    My boy is leaving and I ate too much at lunchtime so that my drink hasn't taken effect :(


  • Advertisement
  • #4051
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Aw poor ONW. Sending you a virtual hug.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement