Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Ihatecuddles

I got on the bus today, and there was a mother with a baby. She had the baby out of the buggy and she kept kissing it.

Horrible smoochy loud kisses. I wanted to strangle her.

Ihatecuddles

Oh and I bought chicken breasts yesterday and went to take them out of the fridge to make a stir fry.

My husband put them in the freezer. So now I either get more or we have sandwiches for dinner!

castletownman

Had to collect an order in an electrical store in town about twenty minutes ago and was stood out freezing my nuts off to let three older ladies out of the door first (usually a double door, but was only half open as it was near closing time). First one offered me thanks, but of course her two colleagues were standing there blocking the doorway admiring some state-of-the-art new fridge on display. Took older lady number one to shout at them before they made way for me to get through.

The irony of me forced standing out in the freezing weather thanks to two old ladies checking out a fridge. Some people :rolleyes:

whiskeyman

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My husband put them in the freezer. So now I either get more or we have sandwiches for dinner!

defrost in microwave???

eisenberg1

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I got on the bus today, and there was a mother with a baby. She had the baby out of the buggy and she kept kissing it.

Horrible smoochy loud kisses. I wanted to strangle her.

Why would she kiss the buggy?:D

Boom_Bap

I'm officially trapped in work.

Ihatecuddles

whiskeyman wrote: »

defrost in microwave???

We don't have a microwave!

Ihatecuddles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Why would she kiss the buggy?:D

The anger I felt on the bus was worth it just for that facepalm!

MY TA of the day.


Koonts on Gumtree that think you floated down the liffey on a trolley.

Im selling coat, and got a response that was worthy of a Nigeran Prince scam.

They want to pay me over and above what Im asking if I go through their paypal, when it says Quite Fookin clearly in the ad, cash and collection only.

What part of that does this dumb ass pond scum not get ?

Im ready to chew on someones face today

:mad:

Menas

Jake1 wrote: »

MY TA of the day.


Koonts on Gumtree that think you floated down the liffey on a trolley.

Im selling coat, and got a response that was worthy of a Nigeran Prince scam.

They want to pay me over and above what Im asking if I go through their paypal, when it says Quite Fookin clearly in the ad, cash and collection only.

What part of that does this dumb ass pond scum not get ?

Im ready to chew on someones face today

:mad:

At least you were not offered a second hand playstation 2 game for it. That is the standard offer on adverts when I put something up there.

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It fit me comfortable when I bought it, now it's like a sleeping bag on me and the hood Engulfs my entire fat head. So When I'm trying to get across the street in the snow and I turn my head to check nothing is coming as I'm about to dash across a busy street, I can see nothing but the inside of my hood. It doesn't turn with my head. Wtf

See some dublin bus driving around with me splat out on the front of it with my ****ty hood

is it the ''Tina Turner wig' coat you're wearing?




(Hey, eisenberg1 named it that, not me )

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

At least you were not offered a second hand playstation 2 game for it. That is the standard offer on adverts when I put something up there.

There are some right arseholes on those sites.

If this person gets back to me again tonight, I swear to jazsus Im going to try con them in to meetin me..

I'm in right form for these guff merchants tonight

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yeah hahaha, state of me. Can't wait to just start wearing blazers again.

Due to me being stone broke, I had to get waxed in work. The only one I'm that friendly with is the crazy Russian. You know someone who's so funny that you'll laugh just anticipating what they're going to say?? That's very awkward when they're waxing you. I was practically crying laughing which made me keep dropping my leg and getting stuck to things. She has a wicked wicked vulgar sense of humor. Never again will I put myself in a position where I have to let her wax me again

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah hahaha, state of me. Can't wait to just start wearing blazers again.


Feck it, Lex, once you are warm thats the main thing,I look like the Michelin man when I go out, Ive so many layers on me


Due to me being stone broke, I had to get waxed in work. The only one I'm that friendly with is the crazy Russian. You know someone who's so funny that you'll laugh just anticipating what they're going to say?? That's very awkward when they're waxing you. I was practically crying laughing which made me keep dropping my leg and getting stuck to things. She has a wicked wicked vulgar sense of humor. Never again will I put myself in a position where I have to let her wax me again

she sounds like a right hoot ) ive visions of you semi glued to a table

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah hahaha, state of me. Can't wait to just start wearing blazers again.

Due to me being stone broke, I had to get waxed in work. The only one I'm that friendly with is the crazy Russian. You know someone who's so funny that you'll laugh just anticipating what they're going to say?? That's very awkward when they're waxing you. I was practically crying laughing which made me keep dropping my leg and getting stuck to things. She has a wicked wicked vulgar sense of humor. Never again will I put myself in a position where I have to let her wax me again

Russians are deadly dangerous, they have the same black humour as ourselves, only worse. I told you about the conversation I had with a Russian girl at work about e-cigarettes:

"They are not so good. It is like, how do you say, a rubber woman!". :):)

jimgoose

I have weird alien strength. I get this from my father, who got it from his father, a tough railway-spike pounder who never drank, smoked fifteen Woodbines a day, and had darker humour than a Russian submarine commander. My problem is, every time I move on a gowl who attacks me I look like the bad guy. Example: a few months back Mrs. Goose is attacked by an Alsatian as we're out walking. The owner, a big fat fcuker with bigger tits than his skank girlfriend waves a 28mm spanner at us, roaring that he'd had a "bad day". Within 20 seconds I had your man on the ground, the spanner about to be shoved down his throat, and the fcukan dag whimpering around my heels. "Bad day" my fcukan cnutan hole. Leave me alone. You have been warned.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Russians are deadly dangerous, they have the same black humour as ourselves, only worse. I told you about the conversation I had with a Russian girl at work about e-cigarettes:

"They are not so good. It is like, how do you say, a rubber woman!". :):)

oh stop. It's terrible lol. She's liable to come out with anything it's hilarious. She reminds me of a real life you. I think if I knew you in person, Id be laughing before you even open your mouth cause you just know there's something gold coming. I would have drawn comparisons in the earlier post but then it would be a bit weird "a female Jimgoose was waxing me today and i laughed". Hmm.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

I have weird alien strength. I get this from my father, who got it from his father, a tough railway-spike pounder who never drank, smoked fifteen Woodbines a day, and had darker humour than a Russian submarine commander. My problem is, every time I move on a gowl who attacks me I look like the bad guy. Example: a few months back Mrs. Goose is attacked by an Alsatian as we're out walking. The owner, a big fat fcuker with bigger tits than his skank girlfriend waves a 28mm spanner at us, roaring that he'd had a "bad day". Within 20 seconds I had your man on the ground, the spanner about to be shoved down his throat, and the fcukan dag whimpering around my heels. "Bad day" my fcukan cnutan hole. Leave me alone. You have been warned.

Jaysus

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

..."a female Jimgoose was waxing me today and i laughed". Hmm.

Madam, your ideas are quite intriguing and one should rather wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Jaysus

Don't get me wrong Lex, I'm always Kwai-Chang Caine. But any sort of weapon sends me spastic.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Don't get me wrong Lex, I'm always Kwai-Chang Caine. But any sort of weapon sends me spastic.

How big was he?

*notes not to wave a stiletto at jim ever

miezekatze

Jake1 wrote:

There are some right arseholes on those sites.

If this person gets back to me again tonight, I swear to jazsus Im going to try con them in to meetin me..

I'm in right form for these guff merchants tonight

I rejected a low ball offer on adverts the other day and got a long response back from yer man about how crap this thing I'm selling is and it really wouldn't be worth more than what he's offering. What a dick! He was just trying to ruin my chances of selling it to anyone else.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

How big was he?

*notes not to wave a stiletto at jim ever

About 6' 6'', 4 stone up on me. I should perhaps point out at this stage that I have a Black Belt in Shotokan Kara-Te.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Was Mrs Goose hurt

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Was Mrs Goose hurt

I don't understand the question.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

From the daaaag, question mark


I hate question marks

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

From the daaaag, question mark


I hate question marks

Oh Hell no. As soon as the dog moved he was, unmoved.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Me too. I hate people even more now than I did before lunch. If anyone did this to my baby...... I would gladly go to prison for what I'd do. Will hug her extra tight later, and probably cry into her fur thinking about the poor soul who died in such a terrible way. And she wont know why I am crying and will rain down doggy kisses on my face and lick away my tears, because that's what dogs do. They love humans and have been shown to experience empathy...and we repay them by burning them from the inside out. Wánkers. Every day people make me more and more sad

I think I'm done with Boards (and the shíthole country of Ireland) for today.

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

jimgoose

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

I thought as much.

selous

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Leggings are fine.

Jeggings are fine.

Tregings are fine.




Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

Let Lexie do the fashion, you're not quite there yet, eeeewwwwwwww.