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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #3572
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Don't worry cormac if I ever post anything original I'll be sure to ™ it :)


  • #3573
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    T/A at Fat Shaming and Skinny Shaming. It must hell being a teenage girl, I know I felt uncomfortable and awkward as a teenager. The standard of what is deemed beautiful is ridiculous. tall, thin but curvy, big boobs not too big Long Legs.


  • #3574
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The look of surprise on a contestants face, on The Voice/X Factor etc, when they are informed that their "singing" is not up to scratch.

    This is usually down to the fact that their Ma/Da/Mates told them they were great.

    Wake up, your parents are supposed to encourage you, it doesn't mean you should go on the telly and make a tool of yourself, and have your "talent" slagged......usually by some washed up, talentless gob****e who can't sing.


  • #3575
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    There's some f.ucker up our way shooting beautiful deer, like every day. Actually, it doesn't just TA me, it makes me f.ucking mad with anger. What is he doing with all the deer? Selling it on the black market? I'm also annoyed that I don't know enough about the law in this regard to know if I can report him, if he needs a license, if he is going above a quota - are there quotas? And, every time he drives past me he f.ucking waves! With the big neanderthal head on him. I wave too...my middle finger :(

    I was offered 8 legs of Venison last weekend, for E200 just wondering is that too dear???




    (two deer, just in case:mad:, ahh bless)


  • #3576
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Last night I went to visit my moms best friend, hadn't seen her in ages and she's great. She got a new puppy, he's super hyper. Anyway my handbag was on the floor next to me.
    Her son was there, and her husband. I know her son years but am still awkward around him. He went from ignoring me as teenagers, to writing to me on Facebook suggesting we go for drinks some time. Anyway, her son notices the dog race across the floor with something in his mouth. "What's that?"
    That. Was a tampon the dog had stolen from my handbag. He seemed embarrased too handing it back to me.

    It's TA that as an adult I am still as mortified about that as i would have been if Id been as a chungwan.


    Also people eating their lunch as they walk along the street. Stop, chill. How long does it take to sit down and eat, ffs


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  • #3577
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 I stopped watching X Factor about 6 or 7 years ago because it exploits kids and vulnerable adults for entertainment so Simon Cowell can make millions.


  • #3578
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    T/A at Fat Shaming and Skinny Shaming. It must hell being a teenage girl, I know I felt uncomfortable and awkward as a teenager. The standard of what is deemed beautiful is ridiculous. tall, thin but curvy, big boobs not too big Long Legs.

    I prefer Teenager Shaming. Now hear this: You are all, regardless of gender or bodymass index, ridiculous incredibly insecure gangly people who smell funny, are apparently unable to dress yourselves properly, cannot afford motor insurance and speak some unfathomable Mork from Ork language that makes you sound very silly. :D


  • #3579
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    ...It's TA that as an adult I am still as mortified about that as i would have been if Id been as a chungwan...

    Did I ever tell you you're this decade's answer to Lucy Ricardo? Well you are. You should be in a sitcom, you couldn't write some of that stuff that happens to you regularly! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #3580
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?


  • #3581
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Did I ever tell you you're this decade's answer to Lucy Ricardo? Well you are. You should be in a sitcom, you couldn't write some of that stuff that happens to you regularly! :pac::pac::pac:

    It's because I'm so careless and lazy. It's such an effort to pre heat an oven, or close my handbag, or tie my shoes.


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  • #3582
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?

    This?



    Yes! :D


  • #3583
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?

    "are you Dave Allen, the comedian with half a finger?"

    "No, I am Dave Allen, the comedian with nine and a half fingers":D


  • #3584
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jimgoose, eisenberg1 Dave Allen what a fantastic comedian.


  • #3585
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet.

    We talk about kim kardashian
    "She's the first fat girl to get famous for doing nothing"

    We talk about Beyoncé
    "She's pretty for a fat girl."

    We talk about Leonardo di caprio tappin rhianna
    "He wouldn't put it in her, she's a fat black girl, c'mon"


    I won't be sharing my aero with her anymore


  • #3586
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Using decking for steps to the front door, FFS, if I want to fly i'll put on my blue P.Js with the red cape (and big S) and do it, decking should be banned in this Country, nearly lost my reason there, 14 flippin steps down hill (and all wet n green) to a door, grrrrrr.


  • #3587
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet...

    "Here, drool into this mains flex for a minute, I want to clean the chimney!" :D


  • #3588
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie what a cow ! Is she a frickin supermodel ?


  • #3589
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie what a cow ! Is she a frickin supermodel ?

    No she's just healthy. at least I know what she thinks of the rest of us that works with her lol


  • #3590
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    selous wrote: »
    I was offered 8 legs of Venison last weekend, for E200 just wondering is that too dear???




    (two deer, just in case:mad:, ahh bless)

    Why are you asking me? Do I come across as someone who regularly buys venison from my post? This thread is about being annoying, not antagonistic.


  • #3591
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet.

    We talk about kim kardashian
    "She's the first fat girl to get famous for doing nothing"

    We talk about Beyoncé
    "She's pretty for a fat girl."

    We talk about Leonardo di caprio tappin rhianna
    "He wouldn't put it in her, she's a fat black girl, c'mon"


    I won't be sharing my aero with her anymore

    That sounds like it should be a euphenism for something dirty :pac:


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  • #3592
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Some Vegans are Trivially annoying. I'm all for healthy eating but stop preaching. it's difficult enough being coeliac.


  • #3593
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    That sounds like it should be a euphenism for something dirty :pac:

    :D I wonder would that work in a night club

    "Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

    "No, but I'd love a bit e of yer aero":eek:


  • #3594
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Now now E, no biting!


  • #3595
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    :D I wonder would that work in a night club

    "Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

    "No, but I'd love a bit e of yer aero":eek:

    How's yer Aero for bubbles?? :D


  • #3596
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Some Vegans are Trivially annoying. I'm all for healthy eating but stop preaching. it's difficult enough being coeliac.

    It works both ways tbh. Annoying vegans are pretty much matched number for number by people who want to shít on their lifestyle choice and pretend to be all offended by them. In fact there was a thread here a while ago with someone basically slating all vegans and trying to claim that they all think they are superior to meat eaters. :(


  • #3597
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Now now E, no biting!

    I do love a good bite :pac:


  • #3598
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Or a 25% extra Yorkie

    Big, rich and thick.

    Jim, that's how Amanda likes her men.


  • #3599
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Or a 25% extra Yorkie

    Big, rich and thick.

    Jim, that's how Amanda likes her men.

    Makes sense, she's at least two-thirds of the way there herself! :pac:


  • #3600
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Or a 25% extra Yorkie

    Big, rich and thick.

    Jim, that's how Amanda likes her men.

    Yorkie Bars!

    When I was younger, they were f*cking huge. They used to have a square per letter Y O R K I E. They only have 5 miserable chunks now.


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  • #3601
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Yorkie Bars!

    When I was younger, they were f*cking huge. They used to have a square per letter Y O R K I E. They only have 5 miserable chunks now.
    Id settle for an ORKIE right now:D


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