Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Don't worry cormac if I ever post anything original I'll be sure to ™ it

T/A at Fat Shaming and Skinny Shaming. It must hell being a teenage girl, I know I felt uncomfortable and awkward as a teenager. The standard of what is deemed beautiful is ridiculous. tall, thin but curvy, big boobs not too big Long Legs.

The look of surprise on a contestants face, on The Voice/X Factor etc, when they are informed that their "singing" is not up to scratch.

This is usually down to the fact that their Ma/Da/Mates told them they were great.

Wake up, your parents are supposed to encourage you, it doesn't mean you should go on the telly and make a tool of yourself, and have your "talent" slagged......usually by some washed up, talentless gob****e who can't sing.

selous

OldNotWIse wrote: »

There's some f.ucker up our way shooting beautiful deer, like every day. Actually, it doesn't just TA me, it makes me f.ucking mad with anger. What is he doing with all the deer? Selling it on the black market? I'm also annoyed that I don't know enough about the law in this regard to know if I can report him, if he needs a license, if he is going above a quota - are there quotas? And, every time he drives past me he f.ucking waves! With the big neanderthal head on him. I wave too...my middle finger

I was offered 8 legs of Venison last weekend, for E200 just wondering is that too dear???

(two deer, just in case:mad:, ahh bless)

Last night I went to visit my moms best friend, hadn't seen her in ages and she's great. She got a new puppy, he's super hyper. Anyway my handbag was on the floor next to me.
Her son was there, and her husband. I know her son years but am still awkward around him. He went from ignoring me as teenagers, to writing to me on Facebook suggesting we go for drinks some time. Anyway, her son notices the dog race across the floor with something in his mouth. "What's that?"
That. Was a tampon the dog had stolen from my handbag. He seemed embarrased too handing it back to me.

It's TA that as an adult I am still as mortified about that as i would have been if Id been as a chungwan.

Also people eating their lunch as they walk along the street. Stop, chill. How long does it take to sit down and eat, ffs

eisenberg1 I stopped watching X Factor about 6 or 7 years ago because it exploits kids and vulnerable adults for entertainment so Simon Cowell can make millions.

MsBubbles wrote: »

T/A at Fat Shaming and Skinny Shaming. It must hell being a teenage girl, I know I felt uncomfortable and awkward as a teenager. The standard of what is deemed beautiful is ridiculous. tall, thin but curvy, big boobs not too big Long Legs.

I prefer Teenager Shaming. Now hear this: You are all, regardless of gender or bodymass index, ridiculous incredibly insecure gangly people who smell funny, are apparently unable to dress yourselves properly, cannot afford motor insurance and speak some unfathomable Mork from Ork language that makes you sound very silly.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...It's TA that as an adult I am still as mortified about that as i would have been if Id been as a chungwan...

Did I ever tell you you're this decade's answer to Lucy Ricardo? Well you are. You should be in a sitcom, you couldn't write some of that stuff that happens to you regularly! :pac::pac::pac:

jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?

jimgoose wrote: »

Did I ever tell you you're this decade's answer to Lucy Ricardo? Well you are. You should be in a sitcom, you couldn't write some of that stuff that happens to you regularly! :pac::pac::pac:

It's because I'm so careless and lazy. It's such an effort to pre heat an oven, or close my handbag, or tie my shoes.

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?

This?

Yes!

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose have you seen Dave Allen's monologue about teenagers ?

"are you Dave Allen, the comedian with half a finger?"

"No, I am Dave Allen, the comedian with nine and a half fingers":D

jimgoose, eisenberg1 Dave Allen what a fantastic comedian.

Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet.

We talk about kim kardashian
"She's the first fat girl to get famous for doing nothing"

We talk about Beyoncé
"She's pretty for a fat girl."

We talk about Leonardo di caprio tappin rhianna
"He wouldn't put it in her, she's a fat black girl, c'mon"

I won't be sharing my aero with her anymore

selous

Using decking for steps to the front door, FFS, if I want to fly i'll put on my blue P.Js with the red cape (and big S) and do it, decking should be banned in this Country, nearly lost my reason there, 14 flippin steps down hill (and all wet n green) to a door, grrrrrr.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet...

"Here, drool into this mains flex for a minute, I want to clean the chimney!"

Lexie what a cow ! Is she a frickin supermodel ?

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie what a cow ! Is she a frickin supermodel ?

No she's just healthy. at least I know what she thinks of the rest of us that works with her lol

selous wrote: »

I was offered 8 legs of Venison last weekend, for E200 just wondering is that too dear???

(two deer, just in case:mad:, ahh bless)

Why are you asking me? Do I come across as someone who regularly buys venison from my post? This thread is about being annoying, not antagonistic.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Girls constantly hating on other girls. I work with a girl who goes to the gym all the time, constantly on a diet.

We talk about kim kardashian
"She's the first fat girl to get famous for doing nothing"

We talk about Beyoncé
"She's pretty for a fat girl."

We talk about Leonardo di caprio tappin rhianna
"He wouldn't put it in her, she's a fat black girl, c'mon"

I won't be sharing my aero with her anymore

That sounds like it should be a euphenism for something dirty :pac:

Some Vegans are Trivially annoying. I'm all for healthy eating but stop preaching. it's difficult enough being coeliac.

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That sounds like it should be a euphenism for something dirty :pac:

I wonder would that work in a night club

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

"No, but I'd love a bit e of yer aero":eek:

Now now E, no biting!

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I wonder would that work in a night club

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

"No, but I'd love a bit e of yer aero":eek:

How's yer Aero for bubbles??

MsBubbles wrote: »

Some Vegans are Trivially annoying. I'm all for healthy eating but stop preaching. it's difficult enough being coeliac.

It works both ways tbh. Annoying vegans are pretty much matched number for number by people who want to shít on their lifestyle choice and pretend to be all offended by them. In fact there was a thread here a while ago with someone basically slating all vegans and trying to claim that they all think they are superior to meat eaters.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Now now E, no biting!

I do love a good bite :pac:

Or a 25% extra Yorkie

Big, rich and thick.

Jim, that's how Amanda likes her men.