Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Rubberlegs · 26-01-2015 01:49PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

73Cat must have a look at the Charlie XCX song hugely preferable to a dodgy 90's tween band

It's from the movie The Fault in our Stars, middle girl is mad about it. But it's not really a TA, as I love the song, real 80s feel to it

26-01-2015 01:50PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

"It's the principle" - f.cuk off.

actually that reminds me, why am the only one to replace fookin toilets rolls in any of the bathrooms ????

When the family get home later and bust in the loo, there will be no fookin toilet roll, they can wipe with their hand, the fookers...

"'its the principle'''
:mad:

MsBubbles · 26-01-2015 01:51PM

Better than bleedin twilight. Glittery Vampires FFS ! I'm a Buffy Fan. Vamps are supposed to be ugly and scary

26-01-2015 01:52PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

In my quest to find the perfect over the knee boot, I stumbled across an entire new website. Super cheap too, with high boots flat boots over the knee boots high heels, sandals. Good lord. It's either a feast or a famine

Every cloud....:pac:
But should you not be shopping for couches ??

Generic Dreadhead · 26-01-2015 01:53PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Cormac ask at your local supermarket

I have, no joy yet, I might just hang around the back where the deliveries arrive :cool:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-01-2015 01:55PM

This passive aggressive bull****, banging doors, opening doors to bang them shut, throwing things across the room, firing things into the kitchen sink, idle threats. I don't know why but that really rubs me up the wrong way. Usually I shut my mouth and ignore him when he's being top dog but just him flinging things around and making unnessessary noise makes me want to claw his eyes out, and that is not like me at all, I don't yell at people or hit people but although i know I'm in the wrong, I can't even explain how much it pisses me off. Irrationally angry, the same way as someone slurping their drink makes me angry

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-01-2015 01:56PM

Jake1 wrote: »

Every cloud....:pac:
But should you not be shopping for couches ??

Too late now, the **** has already hit the fan

eisenberg1 · 26-01-2015 02:05PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Which reminds me of another TA. You don't realise how much cráp you have until you move

I second that. I have told Mrs E, that if we ever move again, I am walking out the door with a suitcase...........the rest of the sh1t stays.

OldNotWIse · 26-01-2015 02:12PM

People who stink of smoke. Disgusting inebriates. And other people saying that it's just because I quit. Completely unrelated as I've always hated that vile stale smell of smoke.

CPSW · 26-01-2015 02:21PM

People who (both cinema related)

1. Sit in the wrong seat (if it's allocated seating), and when are asked to move, look at the usher like they have ten heads. There is a number on your ticket for a reason d*ckheads!

2. People who go to the cinema and have a full blown conversation during the movie. Happened to me yesterday, I politely told the bloke beside me that if I wanted to listen to how his weekend was so far, I'd ask him out for a drink. Needless to say he shut up afterwards!

eisenberg1 · 26-01-2015 02:26PM

I just overheard three women talking. Two maybe mid forties, and an older woman, maybe 70ish.

One of the them, while pointing at the older woman, says "And of course, this is mammy, we are out to get mammy some shoes, isnt that right mammy?"

Talk about pissing on your identity.

Frigga_92 · 26-01-2015 02:58PM

CPSW wrote: »

People who (both cinema related)

1. Sit in the wrong seat (if it's allocated seating), and when are asked to move, look at the usher like they have ten heads. There is a number on your ticket for a reason d*ckheads!

2. People who go to the cinema and have a full blown conversation during the movie. Happened to me yesterday, I politely told the bloke beside me that if I wanted to listen to how his weekend was so far, I'd ask him out for a drink. Needless to say he shut up afterwards!

Add to that people who sit in premium seats (which costs extra) without having paid for them and people who use their phone during the film.

jimgoose · 26-01-2015 03:02PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I just overheard three women talking. Two maybe mid forties, and an older woman, maybe 70ish.

One of the them, while pointing at the older woman, says "And of course, this is mammy, we are out to get mammy some shoes, isnt that right mammy?"

Talk about pissing on your identity.

I'm just trying to picture the brother and myself carrying on like that with our mother (the Princess Concita Araminta Iseult Beowulf Culloden Plantagenet-Goose), and the resulting arc-furnace look that would be forthcoming! :pac::pac::pac:

Colser · 26-01-2015 03:05PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I second that. I have told Mrs E, that if we ever move again, I am walking out the door with a suitcase...........the rest of the sh1t stays.

Ah would you not take the kids eisenberg:D

Vel · 26-01-2015 03:15PM

Popping across town to pick up an essential from Boots, with the intention of being in and out so you can take a short lunch and 45 minutes later you find yourself in a sweaty heap in a changing room surrounded by clothes you can't afford to buy

Vel · 26-01-2015 03:23PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I just overheard three women talking. Two maybe mid forties, and an older woman, maybe 70ish.

One of the them, while pointing at the older woman, says "And of course, this is mammy, we are out to get mammy some shoes, isnt that right mammy?"

Talk about pissing on your identity.

Sort of related. Queuing in the local shop at the weekend and a 50ish woman arrived up from the back of the shop and assualted my ears with the following request to the person in front of me who was due to be served next.

'Would you mind if I went next? My 80 year old mother is outside in the car on her own and I don't like leaving her for too long'

And of course, the bloke in front let her go before him while I imagined bludgeoning both of them to death with my french stick

eisenberg1 · 26-01-2015 03:24PM

Colser wrote: »

Ah would you not take the kids eisenberg:D

Officially, they have all moved out, but for some reason our electric bill is the same as always, our food bills are similar, the washing machine is on twice per day, there is a load of "soaps" clogging up my SKY box, and the dishwasher is always on ( no, that's not Mrs E).

jimgoose · 26-01-2015 03:25PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Officially, they have all moved out, but for some reason our electric bill is the same as always, our food bills are similar, the washing machine is on twice per day, there is a load of "soaps" clogging up my SKY box, and the dishwasher is always on ( no, that's not Mrs E).

Mmm. There is usually a corresponding (and suspiciously "balancing") increase in poltergeist activity when "adult" children "move out". Just saying, is all. :pac:

eisenberg1 · 26-01-2015 03:30PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Mmm. There is usually a corresponding (and suspiciously "balancing") increase in poltergeist activity when "adult" children "move out". Just saying, is all. :pac:

Yeah, it could be that fcuker in the gimp mask I have chained to wall down in the basement, constantly watching Danish porno flics:eek:

Colser · 26-01-2015 03:30PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Officially, they have all moved out, but for some reason our electric bill is the same as always, our food bills are similar, the washing machine is on twice per day, there is a load of "soaps" clogging up my SKY box, and the dishwasher is always on ( no, that's not Mrs E).

God I can so relate to that,,:mad:One of mine is moving from a house to an apt. this week and wont have room for all their stuff

...now I already have a room full of ****e from the last move so waiting for a new battle to start very shortly!

jimgoose · 26-01-2015 03:30PM

Vel wrote: »

...'Would you mind if I went next? My 80 year old mother is outside in the car on her own and I don't like leaving her for too long'...

My experience of my mother and her hooligan mates is more like:

Hugo Stiglitz · 26-01-2015 03:31PM

Supermarkets having the items you want, but the dates on them expire before you plan to use them. :mad:

Boom_Bap · 26-01-2015 03:33PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yeah, it could be that fcuker in the gimp mask I have chained to wall down in the basement, constantly watching Danish porno flics:eek:

I escape the shackles every day, set series record on your sky box, wash my gimp mask, eat everything I can and get back down the basement before you come home.
Can I request that you switch on something other than Danish pron, anything else from Scandinavia would suffice.
And please don't call me a fcuker, gimps have feelings you know.

MsBubbles · 26-01-2015 03:40PM

jimgoose I love the sound of Her Royal Highness Princess Concita Araminta Iseult Beowulf Culloden Plantagenet-Goose !
My goal in old age is to have purple hair, drink wine at 10am, shout abuse at strangers and generally behave like Nan from The Catherine Tate Show.

jimgoose · 26-01-2015 03:41PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose I love the sound of Her Royal Highness Princess Concita Araminta Iseult Beowulf Culloden Plantagenet-Goose !
My goal in old age is to have purple hair, drink wine at 10am, shout abuse at strangers and generally behave like Nan from The Catherine Tate Show.

Mine too!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 26-01-2015 04:04PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose I love the sound of Her Royal Highness Princess Concita Araminta Iseult Beowulf Culloden Plantagenet-Goose !
My goal in old age is to have purple hair, drink wine at 10am, shout abuse at strangers and generally behave like Nan from The Catherine Tate Show.

You sound like me two years ago. Purple hair is best

Generic Dreadhead · 26-01-2015 04:05PM

Coffee Mouth, no mints in sight :-/

yeppydeppy · 26-01-2015 04:11PM

fúckin' colds.

MsBubbles · 26-01-2015 04:14PM

Lexie I'd love love love purple hair but my hair is so fine the bleaching and then colouring would ruin what little hair I have

MsBubbles · 26-01-2015 04:43PM

Gorgeous Hair on A Beautiful Girl.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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