Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 24-01-2015 06:58PM

Disgusting vulgar creptiles on public transport who stand facing you and don't cover their big flapping cake hole when they start coughing. Twice.

Also geriatric PDA

fussyonion · 24-01-2015 07:11PM

Having to get ready to go out for a drink.
I'm always complaining I stay in way too much at weekends but tonight I'd actually love to stay in with a bottle of wine and the telly.
The thoughts of getting dolled up...gah. Someone do my makeup for me.

selous · 24-01-2015 08:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Also geriatric PDA

Ah to be old and in luv, awwww.

Rubberlegs · 24-01-2015 08:23PM

I went into a different Tesco than usual earlier. Nearly cracked up walking round in circles looking for stuff, as it has a different layout altogether earlier to my local one. Also I was too stubborn to ask where stuff was. I went into a checkout behind a couple who had a few bits in their hands. Great I thought, be out of here in no time! Until they proceeded to unload the big rucksack they had with them onto the belt. Every other queue was a mile long, so I huffily left to the self service tills. All was grand until I needed approval for my wine, and had to go hunt someone down. At this stage tired, and hungry, and in bad need of a glass of wine after the afternoon at my mothers with warring older daughters. Some days I wonder how I am not an alcoholic with it all, only my guts wouldn't take it

turniphead · 25-01-2015 01:05AM

Couples that post 'DATE NIGHT' on social media. For whatever reason it annoys the hell out of me.
Can the couple just go out and have a great night without telling everybody? You're a couple; socializing together is normal!

I'm in a long-term relationship myself. We regularly go out and have great fun but never ever feel the need to tell the world and especially never say 'DATE NIGHT'.

ratmouse · 25-01-2015 06:11AM

turniphead wrote: »

Couples that post 'DATE NIGHT' on social media. For whatever reason it annoys the hell out of me.
Can the couple just go out and have a great night without telling everybody? You're a couple; socializing together is normal!

I'm in a long-term relationship myself. We regularly go out and have great fun but never ever feel the need to tell the world and especially never say 'DATE NIGHT'.

Agreed. Fricking Date Night! Bloody gimps.

Boom_Bap · 25-01-2015 09:28AM

73Cat wrote: »

Tis just one of those things I'm weird about! I hated being in hospital after having the kids

If I ever have to go to hospital, I'm going to get myself as manky as possible.

Two words. Sponge. Bath.

.........you are allowed to pick the nurse to bathe you right?

Boom_Bap · 25-01-2015 10:03AM

Was in my mothers house yesterday. Was a bit cold so she gave me a fleece jumper that she had lying around. Something I have successfully avoided wearing for the 33 years I've been on this planet.

Haven't taken the thing off yet. Jaysus, I've been missing out. I'm changing my wardrobe to all fleece everything.

eisenberg1 · 25-01-2015 11:22AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

If I ever have to go to hospital, I'm going to get myself as manky as possible.

Two words. Sponge. Bath.

.........you are allowed to pick the nurse to bathe you right?

Yes, Brian, Sean or big Derek.:)

The Diabolical Monocle · 25-01-2015 11:48AM

Certain petrol pumps have this feature where if you pull the handle too quick or fully it disactivates the pump ... Stops you filling up.
Total head wrecker. Have to squeeze the handle half way ... Slow as fvck.

Drive a distance to avoid places with that.

A_smurf · 25-01-2015 12:14PM

Went to a coffee shop the other day and in the seating area it was like baby central. One table had three mothers with three large prams, obviously one of them had had a newborn so they had presents for the baby etc.. The TA was that there was a two seated table next to them empty, but all of the prams were blocking access to that table and the shop was getting full. I did find another table to sit at and enjoy my lunch, but it was just the fact the mothers were oblivious to the fact that their precious babies prams were blocking access to a table someone else could have used.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 25-01-2015 12:56PM

You'd wonder how hard it is for someone to actually be able to spell my full first name properly, it's not that difficult. Also when the oh/ex oh calls me by my full name, bugs me no end. Excuse me, my name is 'Honey'. Feels like I'm getting in trouble

Flutterby80 · 25-01-2015 01:57PM

Total losers standing outside a shop on a Sunday morning waiting for it to open. Hungry heads on them staring in at me putting out tills and trying to charge the door when I let the staff in, we are not open yet asshole!! Some people would want to get a life and have a lie in, it's Sunday FFS

I'm not one bit pissed off that I'm working today, honest!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 25-01-2015 02:21PM

People who continue to argue a point of fact even though they are clearly wrong, have been shown how they are wrong yet keep on and on and on contradicting you.

Ghost Buster · 25-01-2015 03:51PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

People who continue to argue a point of fact even though they are clearly wrong, have been shown how they are wrong yet keep on and on and on contradicting you.

Thinly veiled atheist post!:pac::pac::pac:

Zanablue · 25-01-2015 03:56PM

It annoys me when fookin assholes park too near the front of my driveway making it hard for me to get in and out.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 25-01-2015 04:22PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Thinly veiled atheist post!:pac::pac::pac:

Oh far from it and I am actually annoyed by the inference.

The Diabolical Monocle · 25-01-2015 04:35PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

People who continue to argue a point of fact even though they are clearly wrong, have been shown how they are wrong yet keep on and on and on contradicting you.

yeah but you know that if they're doing it they're mad.

.... as hell.

Boom_Bap · 25-01-2015 06:19PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yes, Brian, Sean or big Derek.:)

It will be Big Derek if he has the softest hands :eek:

reprise · 25-01-2015 06:26PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Certain petrol pumps have this feature where if you pull the handle too quick or fully it disactivates the pump ... Stops you filling up.
Total head wrecker. Have to squeeze the handle half way ... Slow as fvck.

Drive a distance to avoid places with that.

I'm prepared to be wrong about this, but I have some expertise from a past life here and a theory.

What knocks the pump off is foam. This is built into some pumps to prevent you overfilling. Now, if you don't have the nozzle inserted fully, the fuel hits the side of the tank causing foam and this knocks the pump off.

Simply make sure you have the nozzle as fully home as you can to fill as quickly as possible.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 25-01-2015 08:00PM

How easy it is to destroy an animal. I've two dogs. About a month ago both were sick. I felt sorry for them and gave them nice food (whatever was on discount in tesco). Now they're better but won't eat their nuts and wet food now. The daddy dog will eat his meat raw but the puppy won't. So, here I am on a Sunday evening cooking a dog sirloin steak, and cutting it into pieces for him. And I had two bowls of fruit salad for my own dinner.

Kids would be less demanding

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 25-01-2015 08:26PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

How easy it is to destroy an animal. I've two dogs. About a month ago both were sick. I felt sorry for them and gave them nice food (whatever was on discount in tesco). Now they're better but won't eat their nuts and wet food now. The daddy dog will eat his meat raw but the puppy won't. So, here I am on a Sunday evening cooking a dog sirloin steak, and cutting it into pieces for him. And I had two bowls of fruit salad for my own dinner.

Kids would be less demanding

Gradually reduce the steak etc by mixing with their normal food. Over a few days they'll get back to the old ways.

They can certainly be worse than kids. I know as I have both!

selous · 25-01-2015 09:00PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Was in my mothers house yesterday. Was a bit cold so she gave me a fleece jumper that she had lying around. Something I have successfully avoided wearing for the 33 years I've been on this planet.

Haven't taken the thing off yet. Jaysus, I've been missing out. I'm changing my wardrobe to all fleece everything.

Slippery slope Boom_Bap then it'll be the P.J's around the house......because they're soooo comfortable.

lolo62 · 25-01-2015 09:12PM

People who feel the need to take corners really wide like it's formula one or something..eh, other lanes of traffic?
..oh and people who change lanes like a little bunny doing a bunny hop..drives me nuts.

I seem to have compartmentalised most of my TAs to the road these days, not sure if this is a bad or good thing...

Rubberlegs · 25-01-2015 09:35PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It will be Big Derek if he has the softest hands :eek:

He may have the softest hands, but he has fingers like Clonakilty puddings

.

Boggle eyed with tiredness all fookin day. Slept like sh*t last night. Heard the eldest come in after 3, by which time the youngest was stuck to me like sh*t to a blanket in the bed. After 4 I woke convinced I had heard the doorbell ring. I was in a panic thinking someone was dead. Then I convinced myself that someone had put a bomb through the letterbox/ set the house on fire, and had rang the doorbell as some kind of a warning. I couldn't go back to sleep for ages, and by the time I did the little one was up and awake:(

Crumpets · 25-01-2015 09:40PM

Sending a risky text to someone and they take hours to reply. Spend all day thinking "fuuuuuuuuck".

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 25-01-2015 09:44PM

When you think you look great until you leave the house. Then spend the entire night questioning if you're overdressed/over made up/If that thigh high slit is too thigh high. Effort of life

Gwynplaine · 25-01-2015 10:40PM

Social retards - people who can't put their phone down for 2 minutes, and use the phone as a crutch because they can't talk and look people in the eye.
Bad drivers.
Lads buttoning up their trousers as they're coming out of the toilets. See it a lot at weddings from big bellied red faced lads.
People who don't know how to use 'you're, your, there, they're, their'
Text speak.

Schwiiing · 25-01-2015 11:05PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Social retards - people who can't put their phone down for 2 minutes, and use the phone as a crutch because they can't talk and look people in the eye.
Bad drivers.
Lads buttoning up their trousers as they're coming out of the toilets. See it a lot at weddings from big bellied red faced lads.
People who don't know how to use 'you're, your, there, they're, their'
Text speak.

This phrase.:mad:

tomwaterford · 25-01-2015 11:10PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

This phrase.:mad:

TBF id rather be looking at my phone...whatsapping my friends etc,
than be dealing with talking to the general public who are by and large insufferable arseholes (yous all on boards aside)..

if I was having to get public transport everyday....near 100% certainty id be just looking my phone...who wants to be dealing with bull****e chit chat??

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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