Smells like teen spirit?

FanadMan · 25-01-2015 06:30AM

As pueblo and Links234 said, it's hormones. Someone coming into their teens starts stinking something terrible. It'll disappear soon enough when he starts leaving cum crusted socks and tissues around the room

Have you checked the mattress? Seeing as he probably spends quite a bit of time in/on his bed, the smell is probably coming from there.

Wibbs · 25-01-2015 10:35AM

johnohanlon wrote: »

I kept womens panties in my room as a teenager, I used them instead of pornography as I found it more natural than watching woman with fake breasts and what not. However womens snatches leave a bit of a pong in the room.

Ehhhhhhhh?

everlast75 · 25-01-2015 10:45AM

the dead hobo in the closet?

sleepyheadh · 25-01-2015 02:06PM

wendell borton wrote:

Polly's got a cracker.

that's good cause i think polly wanted a cracker!

Buona Fortuna · 25-01-2015 02:10PM

Has anyone suggested Lynx Africa?

Menas · 25-01-2015 02:16PM

I can hardly remember what I had for dinner yesterday but I can remember distinctly the smell of a teenage boys room. Mixture of socks/popcorn/ovaltine type smell.

Smell memory is an enduring thing.

The_Valeyard · 25-01-2015 02:57PM

Ha!

You know he probably has a secret hiding spot somewhere in the room.

rolliepoley · 25-01-2015 03:54PM

It might be that he is on some kind of drug(Meth) and also that he is using to much of it, and the body is sweating it out through the pores of his skin.

25-01-2015 04:04PM

pueblo wrote: »

Hormonal...

Quote from http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/side-effects-hormonal-changes-teens-14673.html

'Puberty hormones, such as testosterone and estrogen, can signal the sweat glands to produce foul-smelling chemicals.'

I would echo this, his hormones are flavouring his regular normal scent with funk. The boy can't help it, and he's not able to wash it off. Watch out for crusty t-shirt armpits, even with regular washing of both t-shirt and teenager.

He'll probably start getting a lot of spots soon, and telling you he didn't ask to be born.

Saralee4 · 25-01-2015 04:16PM

Probably not the issue but I remember there a weird smell in one of the rooms in our house. We couldn't figure out what it was. But it turned out it was the lightbulb.

If you put a bulb higher in wattage in certain light cables it can cause a smell. So maybe rule that out.

zzfh · 25-01-2015 04:27PM

He's no 'scentless apprentice' that's for sure.
You could use some 'bleach' for cleaning in the room,the room might smell like your 'in utero' but you are also free to 'come as you are' so he's not likely hiding anything.
Realistically is probably from your sons 'love buzz' where he 'blew' his 'big cheese'.'been a son' i know what its like
Don't be on a 'downer' about it,he's young and 'dumb' 'even in his youth'.I know myself doing this too much will eventually 'drain you'
Some day he will find a girl 'in bloom' and she will share her 'heart shaped box'. A 'polly' or maybe a molly.

this is all only my 'opinion' of course,'all apologies' if you dont like it,send him off to 'school' and dont worry.
one day you will walk into his room and go 'son of a gun','where did you sleep last night'?
So trust your instinct op, 'you know you're right'

cassid · 25-01-2015 10:23PM

I gave birth to all males, all under 8 at the moment and little angels ( well most of the time)

I have already noted the total obession with willies, and 2 love nothing more than putting their hand down my bra, don't know whether its a throw back to the breastfeeding days or not.

I don't think I want them to grow up now after reading this !!!!

fleet_admiral · 25-01-2015 10:36PM

Has he got a midgets surfboard under his bed? Could be that

25-01-2015 10:48PM

Candie wrote: »

I would echo this, his hormones are flavouring his regular normal scent with funk. The boy can't help it, and he's not able to wash it off. Watch out for crusty t-shirt armpits, even with regular washing of both t-shirt and teenager.

He'll probably start getting a lot of spots soon, and telling you he didn't ask to be born.

I have a 15 year old...
This video is a lot nearer the reality of it than I ever feared!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY

bodhrandude · 25-01-2015 11:04PM

lukesmom · 25-01-2015 11:25PM

aaakev wrote: »

Iv said it before and ill say it again, I feel sorry for Luke.....

You SAD man, that's twice now you've said you feel sorry for my son. Hope you don't have kids they'd be terrified thinking theyve to pile up stuff for doomsday. It's not often I come across someone as pathetic as you on boards. Don't reply to my threads again.

aaakev · 26-01-2015 09:38AM

lukesmom wrote: »

You SAD man, that's twice now you've said you feel sorry for my son. Hope you don't have kids they'd be terrified thinking theyve to pile up stuff for doomsday. It's not often I come across someone as pathetic as you on boards. Don't reply to my threads again.

you do realise you started a thread in after hours??

Iv 2 kids actually and they are far from "terrified" :rolleyes: they enjoy the outdoors, camping, the young lad is getting to like shooting and wanting to go out with me more and more instead of playing his xbox!

I said it as a joke this time because i remembered your name and because once again, this is after hours! If you wanted a serious thread without "SAD" or "pathetic" people replying i suggest you try personal issues! I do hope Luke never comes accross this thread though when hes older, that might get awkward at home.......

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-01-2015 09:50AM

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

I have loads under my bed if you ever need any.

Pun intended.

lukesmom · 26-01-2015 10:52AM

aaakev wrote: »

you do realise you started a thread in after hours??

Iv 2 kids actually and they are far from "terrified" :rolleyes: they enjoy the outdoors, camping, the young lad is getting to like shooting and wanting to go out with me more and more instead of playing his xbox!

I said it as a joke this time because i remembered your name and because once again, this is after hours! If you wanted a serious thread without "SAD" or "pathetic" people replying i suggest you try personal issues! I do hope Luke never comes accross this thread though when hes older, that might get awkward at home.......

Of course I know it's after hours but you weren't being humorous.

biko · 26-01-2015 11:10AM

It's the smell of teen angst

mfceiling · 26-01-2015 11:46AM

cassid wrote: »

I gave birth to all males, all under 8 at the moment and little angels ( well most of the time)

I have already noted the total obession with willies, and 2 love nothing more than putting their hand down my bra, don't know whether its a throw back to the breastfeeding days or not.

I don't think I want them to grow up now after reading this !!!!

I'm forty and shoving my hand down a woman's bra still hasn't lost it's appeal.

whiskeyman · 26-01-2015 11:57AM

eternal wrote: »

What's posh about socks? e?

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Socks with jizz encrusted on them intrigues me.

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

It's only posh if you use a condom.

Responsible idea.
You don't want that sock to become pregnant.
Apparently this is why there are so many 'lost socks' out there. Once one gets up the duff, the other abandons it.

lukesmom · 26-01-2015 12:04PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Responsible idea.
You don't want that sock to become pregnant.
Apparently this is why there are so many 'lost socks' out there. Once one gets up the duff, the other abandons it.

Carson10 · 26-01-2015 12:49PM

All jokes aside, consider getting the room/house checked for carbon monoxide.
http://www.carbonmonoxide.ie/

Lyaiera · 26-01-2015 01:48PM

I never got the socks business. Aren't they very porous?

L.Jenkins · 26-01-2015 01:59PM

the dark phantom wrote: »

Cum

Don't you mean the rear delicacy, cumofsomeyoungguy?

Generic Dreadhead · 26-01-2015 02:05PM

Lyaiera wrote: »

I never got the socks business. Aren't they very porous?

Noones expecting you to flip it inside out and wear it afterwards to be fair.

Lyaiera · 26-01-2015 02:09PM

Cormac... wrote: »

Noones expecting you to flip it inside out and wear it afterwards to be fair.

I was thinking more about it leaking through.

Generic Dreadhead · 26-01-2015 02:13PM

Lyaiera wrote: »

I was thinking more about it leaking through.

It would really depend on how long you've let yourself get built up, the material, thread count, air humidity, viscosity....

One person might snai- trail a lycra formal sock.... another could soak a wolly winter sock end to end....

Needs more scientific studies

Teyla Emmagan · 26-01-2015 02:15PM

Can't believe our little Luke is a teenager already.

*sighs*

Smells like teen spirit?

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