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For what reason did you last use a spoon?

  • 24-01-2015 05:38PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭


    Question applies to large and small spoons.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    In a knife fight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm using a spoon right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,371 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    In a knife fight

    You rebel!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    In a knife fight

    You never were much good at knifey spooney.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    It takes a long time to kill anyone with a spoon...


    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    To spank my gimp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    My spoon is too big :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    I somehow messed up the poll.

    I.need to be punished


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    To... dig.... food


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    To eat a Muller Corner - Vanilla Chocolate Balls


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    to stir ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    To demonstrate my telekinesis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,371 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    I got inspired by this amazing thread and just went and made tea. Thanks OP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭Berserker


    To eat yoghurt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭DeJa VooDoo


    To spank my gimp.

    Wenger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    Wait - are spoons out now? Am I uncool for being out of touch or a hipster for being all like "I still use spoons all the time like.."

    *get's anxious*

    Quick - just tell me what everyone else is doing!!




    *breathe* *breathe*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Question applies to large and small spoons.

    Scraping chewing gum off a theatre seat following a panto.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    In terms of cutlery, spoons just don't cut it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Remove egg shell from egg.

    Great thread o.p.

    I think we can shut Boards down now, ALL bases have been covered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Scraping chewing gum off a theatre seat following a panto.

    Oh no you didn't.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    To eat/drink(?) Soup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    To dribble jam onto a warm buttery scone.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Oh no you didn't.

    .....................................................................................................................................Im behind you...........................................................................




    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭PLL


    conorh91 wrote: »
    To dribble jam onto a warm buttery scone.


    *Drooling* ..and considering make scones.


    Putting sugar in tae :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    Broke out of prison with one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    To scoop out brains.

    Mmm, brains....


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    To cook some heroin and then to eat some coco pops.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭poisonated


    Ridiculous thread but to answer your question: to eat/drink soup


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,623 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Eating tagine.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    Feed the baby


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