For what reason did you last use a spoon?

Mr.Crinklewood · 24-01-2015 4:38pm #1

Question applies to large and small spoons.

Sheep Lover · 24-01-2015 4:39pm

In a knife fight

The Backwards Man · 24-01-2015 4:40pm

I'm using a spoon right now.

sammyjo90 · 24-01-2015 4:40pm

Sheep Lover wrote: »

In a knife fight

You rebel!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-01-2015 4:40pm

Sheep Lover wrote: »

In a knife fight

You never were much good at knifey spooney.

The_Valeyard · 24-01-2015 4:41pm

It takes a long time to kill anyone with a spoon...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Banjo String · 24-01-2015 4:41pm

To spank my gimp.

Kovu · 24-01-2015 4:41pm

My spoon is too big

Mr.Crinklewood · 24-01-2015 4:42pm

I somehow messed up the poll.

I.need to be punished

Wise Old Elf · 24-01-2015 4:42pm

To... dig.... food

efb · 24-01-2015 4:43pm

To eat a Muller Corner - Vanilla Chocolate Balls

chrysagon · 24-01-2015 4:43pm

to stir ****

DeadHand · 24-01-2015 4:44pm

To demonstrate my telekinesis.

sammyjo90 · 24-01-2015 4:47pm

I got inspired by this amazing thread and just went and made tea. Thanks OP!

Berserker · 24-01-2015 4:50pm

To eat yoghurt.

DeJa VooDoo · 24-01-2015 4:50pm

Banjo String wrote: »

To spank my gimp.

Wenger?

Paramite Pie · 24-01-2015 4:53pm

Wait - are spoons out now? Am I uncool for being out of touch or a hipster for being all like "I still use spoons all the time like.."

*get's anxious*

Quick - just tell me what everyone else is doing!!

*breathe* *breathe*

Ghost Buster · 24-01-2015 4:53pm

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Question applies to large and small spoons.

Scraping chewing gum off a theatre seat following a panto.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 24-01-2015 5:06pm

In terms of cutlery, spoons just don't cut it.

Birneybau · 24-01-2015 5:09pm

Remove egg shell from egg.

Great thread o.p.

I think we can shut Boards down now, ALL bases have been covered.

Birneybau · 24-01-2015 5:10pm

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Scraping chewing gum off a theatre seat following a panto.

Oh no you didn't.

wendell borton · 24-01-2015 5:10pm

To eat/drink(?) Soup.

conorh91 · 24-01-2015 5:10pm

To dribble jam onto a warm buttery scone.

Ghost Buster · 24-01-2015 5:13pm

Birneybau wrote: »

Oh no you didn't.

.....................................................................................................................................Im behind you...........................................................................

:eek:

PLL · 24-01-2015 5:16pm

conorh91 wrote: »

To dribble jam onto a warm buttery scone.

*Drooling* ..and considering make scones.

Putting sugar in tae :-)

DesperateDan · 24-01-2015 5:17pm

Broke out of prison with one

porsche959 · 24-01-2015 5:18pm

To scoop out brains.

Mmm, brains....

AlmightyCushion · 24-01-2015 5:19pm

To cook some heroin and then to eat some coco pops.

poisonated · 24-01-2015 5:21pm

Ridiculous thread but to answer your question: to eat/drink soup

Amirani · 24-01-2015 5:23pm

Eating tagine.

drdeadlift · 24-01-2015 5:24pm

Feed the baby

dar100 · 24-01-2015 5:24pm

To cook heroin

Frynge · 24-01-2015 5:25pm

I once used a spoon to stab a friend in the stomach so as to keep the hole open for their feeding tube.

JaseBelleVie · 24-01-2015 5:32pm

After cracking their skull open, I used a spoon to eat their sweet, precious brains.

In reality, however, I used it to eat a bowl of cereal.

cloud493 · 24-01-2015 6:27pm

Making tea.

Ruu · 24-01-2015 6:38pm

Egg and spoon race championships.

DainBramage · 24-01-2015 6:40pm

for fishing

Satriale · 24-01-2015 6:49pm

tasting gravy. mmmmmmmm

Pumpkinseeds · 24-01-2015 7:36pm

I used a slotted ladle this evening to drain some mushrooms I'd pan-fried in garlic. Yum.

fineso.mom · 24-01-2015 8:39pm

For to eat some chocolate spread out of the jar.

Teyla Emmagan · 24-01-2015 8:40pm

Coffee, tea, yoghurt, baking. You can't bake without owning a teaspoon and a tablespoon!

Gael23 · 24-01-2015 8:42pm

When I had my wisdom teeth out and I couldn't fit anything bigger than a teaspoon into my mouth

the dark phantom · 24-01-2015 8:42pm

Using a spoon right now to eat stew.

seventeen sheep · 24-01-2015 8:43pm

To eat bolognese.

Controversial, I know, a knife and fork would have been the more traditional choice of tools. But, I wasn't having pasta with it, so I said, "feck it, I'll just use a spoon."

And I did.

McChubbin · 24-01-2015 8:46pm

Stirred sugar into me tea.

Richard Hillman · 24-01-2015 8:46pm

To eat a mini trifle

dimsumss · 24-01-2015 8:49pm

for heroin

I find the large spoon better for heating

mackeire · 24-01-2015 8:51pm

I just flicked some mushy peas at my missus's head with one.

Talib Fiasco · 24-01-2015 8:54pm

I spooned a beour so I'd get the ride...spooning leads to forking.

Ihatecuddles · 24-01-2015 9:20pm

I put a spoon in my sister in laws tea
..the spoon said 'baby *last name* due in 2015'

Thought it was a cute way to announce our pregnancy. Different, and she wasn't expecting it

AlmightyCushion · 24-01-2015 9:26pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I put a spoon in my sister in laws tea
..the spoon said 'baby *last name* due in 2015'

Thought it was a cute way to announce our pregnancy. Different, and she wasn't expecting it

You impregnated your sister in law and told her this using a spoon. That's fúcked up.

For what reason did you last use a spoon?

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